brains.'
'Now that's a fine thing to drink to first off.' With a flourish, Brenna poured three glasses. 'To the tiny brains of the male of the species,' she stated, thrusting a glass at Jude and lifting her own.
'Bless them every one,' Darcy added and drank. Then her eyes sparkled brilliantly at Jude, who'd done little more than stare. 'Drink up, darling, then we'll sit around and discuss the highs and lows of our sex lives just to get better acquainted.'
Jude took one long gulp, blew out a breath. 'I won't have a great deal to contribute to that area of discussion.'
Darcy laughed, a throaty sound of amusement. 'Aidan's after changing all that, now, isn't he?'
Jude opened her mouth, shut it again, then decided the best thing to do with it was drink after all.
'Don't tease her so, Darcy.' Brenna ripped open the bag of potato chips and dug in. Then winked. 'We'll get her drunk first, then pry it all out of her.'
'When she's drunk I'm going to talk her into letting me try on all her clothes.'
They were talking so fast, Jude couldn't keep up. 'My clothes?'
'You've wonderful clothes.' Darcy dropped into a chair. 'We're not that far from coloring and size, so I'm thinking some may fit me well enough. What size shoe do you wear?'
'Shoe?' Jude looked down blankly at the half boots she wore. 'Um, seven and a half, medium.'
'That's American sizing, let me think-' Darcy shrugged, sipped. 'Well, close enough, take those off and let me see how they work on me.'
'Take my shoes off?'
'Your shoes, Jude.' Darcy's eyes twinkled as she slipped off her own. 'A couple more drinks and we'll try on the trousers.'
'You may as well,' Brenna advised around another mouthful of potato chips. 'She's a demon about clothes, our Darcy, and she'll hound you to death about it.'
Feeling as mystified as she had by Maude's graveside that afternoon, Jude sat and took off her shoes.
'Oh!' Darcy stroked the boot like an indulgent mother her child's cheek. 'They're like butter, aren't they?' She looked up, her face stunning and filled with sheer female delight. 'This is going to be fun.'
'So he has it in his head that because I let him take me to dinner a time or two, and let him stick his tongue in my mouth, which was not nearly as exciting as he thought it was, that I'd be pleased and proud to strip naked and let him bounce on me. Sex is a fine pastime,' Darcy continued as she licked chocolate from her fingers. 'But half the time or more, you're better off just painting your nails and watching the telly.'
'Maybe it's the men you let lap at you.' Brenna gestured with her wineglass. 'They're all so dazzled they end up fumbling. What you need, Darcy my girl, is a man who's as bone-deep cynical and self-absorbed and vain as you are yourself.'
Jude choked on her wine, certain the insult would cause an argument, but Darcy merely smiled craftily. 'And when I find him, and providing he's rich as Midas, I'll wrap him tidily around this finger here.' She held up her right index finger. 'And allow him to treat me like a queen.'
Brenna snorted, reached for more chips. 'And the moment he does, he'll bore you to tears. Darcy's a perverse creature,' she told Jude. 'That's what we love about her. Now me, I'm a simple, straightforward sort. I'm after a man who'll look me straight in the eye, see what and who I am-' She drank, snickered. 'Then fall to his knees and promise me everything.'
'They never see what you are.' Shocked, Jude glanced around to see who'd spoken, then realized she had.
'Don't they?' Brenna wanted to know, lifting her brow as she topped off Jude's glass yet again.
'They see a reflection of their own perception. Whore or angel, mother or child. Depending on their view, they're compelled to protect or conquer or exploit. Or you're a convenience,' she murmured. 'Easily discarded.'
'And you say I'm cynical,' Darcy said with a smirk for Brenna. 'Have you been discarded then, Jude?'
There was a pleasant buzz in her blood, a lovely spin in her head. The logical part of her said it was the wine. But the heart of her, the needy heart, said it was the company. Girls. She'd never had a foolish girl night in her life.
She picked up a chip, examined it, nibbled, sighed. 'Three years ago next June I was married.'
'Married?' Both Brenna and Darcy leaned closer.
'Seven months later, he came home and calmly told me he was very sorry, but he was in love with someone else. He thought it best for all parties involved if he moved out that night, and we filed for divorce immediately.'
'Why, the cad!' In sympathy, Brenna poured wine all around. 'The bastard!'
'Not really. He was honest about it.'
'Fuck honesty. I hope you skinned him.' Darcy's eyes sparkled with malice. 'Hardly more than six months into marriage and he's in love with someone else? The snake barely waited long enough to change the sheets on the marriage bed. What did you do about it?'
'Do?' Jude's brows drew together. 'I filed for divorce the next day.'
'And took him for everything he had.'
'No, of course not.' Sincerely shocked at the notion, she gaped at Darcy. 'We just each took what was ours. It was very civilized.'
Because Darcy appeared to have been struck speechless, Brenna took up the torch. 'If you're asking me, civilized divorces are why there are so many bloody marriages that end in it. Me, I'd rather a good fight, screaming and broken crockery, fists flying. If I loved a man enough to vow to be part of him for life, I'd damn well make him pay in blood and flesh if he threw me over.'
'I didn't love him.' The minute the words were out, Jude's mouth dropped open. 'I mean-I don't know if I loved him. My God, that's just awful, that's horrible! I just realized it. I have no idea if I loved William at all.'
'Well, I say he was a bastard and you should have kicked his ass, then set it out for the dogs, love or not.' Darcy selected one of Mollie O'Toole's homemade brownies and bit into it with gusto. 'I promise you this-in fact, I take an oath on it here and now-whatever man I'm with, whenever I'm with him, it'll be me who ends it. And if he should try to close it off before I'm ready, he'll pay for it the rest of his days.'
'Men don't leave women like you,' Jude put in. 'You're the kind of woman they leave me for.' She caught her breath. 'I didn't mean-I only meant-'
'Don't worry yourself. I think there was a compliment in there.' And being more pleased than offended, Darcy patted Jude's arm. 'And I'm also thinking if your tongue's that loose, you've had enough wine that you'll let me play with your clothes. Let's take all this upstairs.'
Jude didn't know what to make of it. Perhaps it was because she'd never had any sisters to casually raid her closet. None of her friends had shown particular interest in her wardrobe, other than the usual comments on a new jacket or suit.
She'd never considered herself especially fashion-wise and tended to lean toward classic lines and good fabrics.
But from the muffled sounds coming from where Darcy's head was buried in the armoire, Jude's wardrobe had taken on the sheen of Aladdin's treasure.
'Oh, just look at this jumper! It's cashmere.' Darcy yanked out a hunter-green turtleneck and pleasured herself by rubbing it against her cheek.
'It's a good layering piece,' Jude began, then watched openmouthed as Darcy stripped off her own sweater.
'Might as well make yourself comfortable.' Brenna stretched out on the bed, crossed her ankles, and sipped her wine. 'She'll be a while at this.'
'Soft as a baby's bum.' Darcy all but cooed as she posed in front of the mirror. 'Gorgeous, but the color's a bit deep for me. More you, I'm thinking, Brenna.' Cheerfully, she stripped it off and tossed it on the bed. 'Give it a look.'
Absently, Brenna fingered the sleeve of the sweater. 'Got a nice feel to it.'
Lowering herself to the bed, Jude watched Darcy try on a cream-colored silk blouse. 'Ah, there's more in the other bedroom.'
