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a bed. Occupied by -

'Shit,' she exclaims. 'Who are you?' The young and incredibly, classically beautiful woman in the bed looks at her vacantly, then rolls over on her side. She isn't wearing a stitch, she's completely hairless from the ears down, and her languid posture is one of invitation. 'Yes?' Amber asks. 'What is it?'

The woman on the bed beckons to her slowly. Amber shakes her head. 'Sorry, that's just not my scene.' She backs away into the corridor, unsteady in unaccustomedly high heels. 'This is some sort of male fantasy, isn't it?

And a dumb adolescent one at that.' She looks around again. In one direction, a corridor heads past more open doorways, and in the other, it ends with a spiral staircase. Amber concentrates, trying to tell the universe to take her to the logical destination, but nothing happens. 'Looks like I'm going to have to do this the hard way. I wish -' she frowns. She was about to wish that someone else was here, but she can't remember who. So she takes a deep breath and heads toward the staircase.

'Up or down?' she asks herself. Up – it seems logical, if you're going to have a tower, to sleep up at the top of it. So she climbs the steps carefully, holding the spiraling rail. I wonder who designed this space? she wonders, and what role am I supposed to fit into in their scenario? On second thoughts, the latter question strikes her as laughable. Wait till I give him an earful …

There's a plain wooden door at the top of the staircase, with a latch that isn't fastened. Amber pauses for a few seconds, nerving herself to confront a sleeper so wrapped in solipsism that he's built this sex-fantasy castle around himself. I hope it isn't Pierre, she thinks grimly as she pushes the door inward.

The room is bare and floored in wood. There's no furniture, just an open window set high in one wall. A man sits cross-legged and robed, with his back to her, mumbling quietly to himself and nodding slightly. Her breath catches as she realizes who it is. Oh shit! Her eyes widen. Is this what's been inside his head all along?

'I did not summon you,' Sadeq says calmly, not turning round to look at her. 'Go away, tempter. You aren't real.'

Amber clears her throat. 'Sorry to disappoint you, but you're wrong,' she says. 'We've got an alien monster to catch. Want to come hunting?'

Sadeq stops nodding. He sits up slowly, stretching his spine, then stands up and turns round. His eyes glint in the moonlight. 'That's odd.' He undresses her with his gaze. 'You look like someone I used to know. You've never done that before.'

'For fuck's sake!' Amber nearly explodes, but catches herself after a moment. 'What is this, a Solipsists United chapterhouse meeting?'

'I -' Sadeq looks puzzled. 'I'm sorry, are you claiming to be real?'

'As real as you are.' Amber reaches out and grabs a hand: He doesn't resist as she pulls him toward the doorway.

'You're the first visitor I've ever had.' He sounds shocked.

'Listen, come on.' She tugs him after her, down the spiral staircase to the floor below. 'Do you want to stay here? Really?' She glances back at him. 'What is this place?'

'Hell is a perversion of heaven,' he says slowly, running the fingers of his free hand through his beard.

Abruptly, he reaches out and grabs her around the waist, then yanks her toward him. 'We'll have to see how real you are -' Amber, who is not used to this kind of treatment, responds by stomping on his instep and backhanding him hard.

'You're real!' he cries, as he falls back against the staircase. 'Forgive me, please! I had to know -'

'Know what?' she snarls. 'Lay one finger on me again, and I'll leave you here to rot!' She's already spawning the ghost that will signal the alien outside to pull her out of this pocket universe: It's a serious threat.

'But I had to – wait. You have free will. You just demonstrated that.' He's breathing heavily and looking up at her imploringly. 'I'm sorry, I apologize! But I had to know whether you were another zombie. Or not.'

'A zombie?' She looks round. Another living doll has appeared behind her, standing in an open doorway wearing a skintight leather suit with a cutaway crotch. She beckons to Sadeq invitingly. Another body wearing strategically placed strips of rubber mewls at her feet, writhing for attention. Amber raises an eyebrow in disgust.

'You thought I was one of those?'

Sadeq nods. 'They've got cleverer lately. Some of them can talk. I nearly mistook one for -' He shudders convulsively. 'Unclean!'

'Unclean.' Amber looks down at him thoughtfully. 'This isn't really your personal paradise after all, is it?'

After a moment she holds out a hand to him. 'Come on.'

'I'm sorry I thought you were a zombie,' he repeats.

'Under the circumstances, I think I forgive you,' she says. Then the ghost yanks them both back to the universe outside.

* * *

More memories converge on the present moment:

The Ring Imperium is a huge cluster of self-replicating robots that Amber

has assembled in low Jupiter orbit, fueled by the mass and momentum of

the small moon J-47 Barney, to provide a launching platform for the

interstellar probe her father's business partners are helping her to build.

It's also the seat of her court, the leading jurisprudential nexus in the

outer solar system. Amber is the Queen, here, arbitrator and ruler. And

Sadeq is her judge and counsel.

A plaintiff Amber only knows as a radar blip thirty light-minutes away has

filed a lawsuit in her court, alleging malfeasance, heresy, and barratry

against a semisentient corporate pyramid scheme that arrived in Jovian

space twelve million seconds ago and currently seems set on converting

every other intelligence in the region to its peculiar memeset. A whole

bundle of multithreaded countersuits are dragging at her attention, in a

counterattack alleging that the light blip is in violation of copyright, patent,

and trade secrecy laws by discussing the interloper's intentions.

Right now, Amber isn't home on the Ring to hear the case in person.

She's left Sadeq behind to grapple with the balky mechanics of her legal

system – tailor-designed to make corporate litigation a pain in the ass -

while she drags Pierre off on a diplomatic visit to another Jovian colony,

the Nursery Republic. Planted by the Franklin Trust's orphanage ship

Ernst Sanger, the Nursery has grown over the past four years into a

spindly snowflake three kilometers across. A slow-growing O'Neil cylinder

sprouts from its hub: Most of the inhabitants of the space station are less

than two years old, precocious additions to the Trust's borganism.

There's a piazza, paved with something not unlike rough marble, on the

side of a hill that clings insecurely to the inner edge of a spinning cup.

The sky is a black vastness overhead, wheeling slowly around a central

axis lined up on Jupiter. Amber sprawls in a wicker chair, her legs

stretched out before her and one arm flung across her forehead. The

wreckage of an incredible meal is scattered across the tables around her.