'Here now! Off the cart. Mind the barrels.' His knapsack fell from the stick.
Tarli caught the pack nimbly, flipped it over once in his deft fingers, and passed it to Graym, who was surprised that a kender would return anything. 'Thank you,' he said to Tarli, but his mind was on the kender falling and climbing all over the cart. The barrels, three times their size, wobbled dangerously. 'Don't they know they could be killed?'
Tarli looked puzzled. 'I don't think it would make much difference. Like I said, you can't worry about things like that, like Skorm Bonelover, coming from the east.'
'Who?' The name sounded vaguely familiar to Graym's still-fuddled mind.
'Skorm,' Tarli said helpfully, 'the Fearmaker, the Crusher of Joy.'
'Oh, THAT Skorm. You know him, do you?'
'Only by reputation. Everyone's talking about him.' Tarli looked to the east. 'Well, we'd better keep going if we want to meet up with him.' He put two fingers into his mouth and whistled.
The crowd of kender scrambled off the cart and scampered down the road again, pulling the travois behind them. To Graym's watchful eyes, their pockets seemed fuller, and their bundle of supplies seemed larger, but there was nothing he could do about it.
'Cunning little things.' Graym watched the kender running happily away. 'Good attitudes, the lot of them. You can't keep them down.'
'I'll try,' Darll grated, 'if you'll let me go.' He held out his manacled hands.
'Ah!' Graym reached into his pack. 'Can't do that, sir, but I could give your arms a rest while we're dragging the cart. You promise not to run off, sir?
He vaguely remembered Darll's saying something last night that should make Graym nervous, but dragging the cart was hard work, and Darll deserved a reward.
Darll looked sly. 'Word of honor.' He braced his feet for a quick start and smiled at Graym.
The Wolf brothers ducked under the cart. Even Jarek looked suspicious.
'Right, then.' Graym fumbled in the pack, then reached into his left pocket…
Then checked his right breeches pocket, his hood, and his jacket…
Then stared at the departing kender. He looked back at Darll's impatient face. 'Life,' he said thoughtfully, 'can be funny, sir…'
When Darll understood, he shook both fists at the kender and swore until he was panting like a runner.
Darll and Graym started off again. They grabbed the crosspiece of the wagon tongue, braced their feet in the dirt, and pulled. The wagon rolled forward quickly. Graym dropped the crosspiece.
'That was too easy. Jarek?'
Jarek hopped into the cart and counted loudly. 'One, two, three, four — '
After a pause, Graym said, 'And?'
'That's all,' Jarek said.
Graym stared, disbelieving, at the distant dust cloud of the departing kender. 'They walked off with a BARREL?'
'Cunning little things,' Fenris said.
'Industrious, too,' Fanris said.
Jarek finished the inventory. Finally he hopped down and announced, 'They got the barrel of Throat's Ease lager, our spare clothes — '
Graym laughed. 'Picture one of those little fellows trying to wear my canvas breeches 1'
'And most of the food.'
Graym fell silent.
'So we make it to Krinneor in one night or go hungry,' Darll said.
'We can do it,' Graym said confidently. Landmarks weren't hard to read, but he had often discussed the road — wistfully — with merchants buying barrels and casks. 'There's this hill, and one little town, and a valley, then, and a downhill run from there to Krinneor.'
'And prison for me. and a forced march to get there,' Darll said gruffly. 'I'd be running away free, and you'd be — ' He looked at Graym sharply. 'I'd be gone if it weren't for those nasty, little, pointy-eared thieves.'
Graym said gruffly, 'You ought not to criticize others, sir. Not to drag up the past, but you've done worse.'
Darll glared at him. 'That wasn't a fair trial. The bailey wanted blood, and he got it.'
'Of course, he wanted blood. You hurt his dignity. You had only a sword, and you half-killed ten soldiers armed with spears, maces, and swords.'
Darll objected. 'When I half-kill ten men, I leave only five left alive. I beat them badly, but that wasn't the charge against me, anyway, unless you count resisting arrest.'
'True enough, sir,' Graym said agreeably. 'You scarpered the town treasury and then nicked a hay wagon.'
'Nice way to put it. A real sophisticate, you are.'
'Assault, theft, intoxication, breaking and entering, reckless endangerment, incitement to stampede, vandalism, arson.' He paused. 'That's the lot, isn't it, sir?'
'Still and all,' Darll said stubbornly, 'it WAS a first offense.'
'First offense?' Graym gaped. 'From you, sir?'
'Well, for this sort of crime.'
Graym shook his head. 'You tell your side of it well, sir, but I have a contract.'
'It's the money, then.'
'No, sir.' Graym shook his head violently. 'I gave a promise. Even if I persuaded the others to agree to forfeit the twentypiece we have coming, I'd still be unable — outstanding warrant and all — to go back to Sarem and return the ten — ' He felt in his pocket…
He sighed, didn't bother feeling in his other pockets.
Darll, watching his face, smiled. 'Cunning little things.'
'Thrifty, too,' Graym muttered.
By midday, they had reached the top of the first large hill — low and rocky, with a fault crack running across it. Jarek, scouting ahead for the easiest route for the cart on the broken road, returned, announcing, 'People coming.' Fen said fearfully, 'What if they're robbers?' Fan added, 'Or maybe they're the bounty hunters.' The Wolf brothers edged toward the back of the cart. Graym grabbed their shirts, pulled them back. He then wiped his hands on his own shirt. 'Wait till we've seen them, at least.'
He edged to the top of the hill and peered over the top. A group of humans was walking toward them — townsfolk, seemingly, coming from the small knot of cottages standing on the road.
Graym retreated below the crest of the hill, reported what he'd seen. 'We can't run, and there's no place to hide. Best we go forward and be friendly. Folks like that.'
Jarek looked dubious. 'They might rob us.'
'Not of much.'
'Or we might rob them. Are they rich?'
'I didn't grow up with 'em,' Graym retorted. 'How should I know?'
Jarek dug in the dirt with his boot. 'Well, if they are, and we robbed them, then we'd be better off, right?'
Graym considered. 'Now that's an idea. We rob from the rich. And then…'
'And then what?' Jarek asked.
'Can't rob from the poor,' Fenris said.
'No future in it,' Fanris agreed.
Jarek objected, 'There's more poor people than rich people. Easier to find.'
'Ah, but they don't have as much, do they?'
'Now that's telling him what, Fen.'
'Thank you, Fan.'
Darll said firmly, 'You're not robbing these people.'
