rotund, sedentary fop who was that rare creation, the ultimate consumer. The pasha never ventured outside his sequestered palace, rather doing his will through hundreds of tiresome bureaucrats and servants. The city-states of his kingdom were constantly squabbling with each other, but out of sight is out of mind, and the great man was always in residence, alternating between legendary periods of sloth and debauchery.
So, as in many seaport communities, of the total population on any given day, true working-class natives were relatively few. The bulk of the inhabitants of Calimport, and the lifeblood of the town's commerce, were sailors, both merchant and navy. Most were outside mercenaries flying the flag of Calimshan for money, many setting foot on dry land for the first time in months-and a bitter few annoyed because fortune had tied them to what they considered a pathetic backwater when they could be enjoying the many temptations of the bustling city of Waterdeep, far to the north on the Sword Coast.
This is not to say that citizens of Calimport were ignorant, naive, or without pride. The kingdom of Calimshan long predated Waterdeep, and locals tolerated the sailors' pining with rolled eyes and secret winks. As the children's rhyme went, 'Calimshan was Calimshan when 'deepie was a pup, and Calimshan will be Calimshan when 'deepie's time is up.' Though fully gregarious with each other, when it came to strangers, the natives preferred listening to talking. The seafaring transients, along with a constant influx of route merchants who pitched their commercial tents in a very popular common area outside the city, brought frequent news from Waterdeep, Shadowdale, and the rest of the Western Realms. And though Calimporters might not boast the cosmopolitan sophistication of the 'so-called City of Splendors,' and though they were overwhelmingly human, the sight of elves, gnomes, halflings, even the occasional half-ore swab, was so common in town as to go unnoticed.
In truth, Calimport itself was far more exotic than its visitors. Fashion and architecture were a mishmash of traditional Heartlands work and the splendor of the southern lands of djinn and efreet. Topknots and pointed cupolas were as unremarkable here as jerkins and brick chimneys.
As he neared his old neighborhood, Wiglaf smelled fresh leather and roasting curried meat, heard steel clanking on a busy forge and a saw nosing its way through new lumber. Shouted sea chanteys already blared from the Sheets to the Wind tavern and inn as evening beckoned, and horses whinnied and snorted in the stables.
This, not the pasha's palace, had been Wiglaf's world. When he had lived here, such mundane sensations had itched and gnawed at him like mites he could never reach. But now he almost felt like weeping. It was wonderful to be home.
The local businesses were beginning to close, in one last flurry of heated negotiation as clever customers preyed on the proprietors' weary desire to be done with the day. The streets were gradually emptying, just a few people leaving with their prizes: a saddle, a lamp, an axe, a chair, a spray of blossoms, a large jug of water. The short, middle-aged woman holding the jug took one look at Wiglaf and instantly dropped it to the ground, her face contorted in shock.
'WIGLAF!'
She ran across the street, headed for Wiglaf at full speed. Sasha instantly drew her broadsword and crouched in attack position, inhaling and exhaling sharply through clenched teeth.
'It's okay, Sasha!' Wiglaf barked. 'It's my mother!'
Never losing stride, the woman launched into Wiglaf s arms, nearly knocking him down. She smothered him with kisses as a chastened Sasha stepped back and replaced her sword, looking around to see if anyone else had noticed.
'Wiglaf Wiglaf Wiglaf Wiglaf Wiglaf,' the woman cried between kisses.
'Hi, Mother,' he replied in embarrassment after he finally extricated himself from her embrace and noticed Sasha stifling a giggle.
'It's really you! Oh, my goodness! Why didn't you tell us you were coming home, dear?'
'Because I just decided to come. We'd have been here before you got word.'
'Oh, of course you would. Oh, my goodness!' A cloud passed over her face for an instant. 'This is a visit, isn't it, son? You didn't… fail in your studies?'
'No indeed, ma'am,' interjected Sasha. 'He's one of the finest students Master Fenzig has ever instructed.'
They both turned toward Sasha-Wiglaf flabbergasted, his mother beaming with pride.
'Oh, and this must be your lady friend we've heard so much about.'
'Sasha, may I present Ariel Evertongue, my mother,' said Wiglaf, still quite confused. Finest students? Lady friend? Heard about?
'I'm delighted,' Sasha purred with a smile and a gracious bow.
'Wiglaf, your father will be so happy to see you. I'm going to run to the-'
'Mother, I'd rather surprise him, all right? Please.'
'Well… all right. I'll just… go home and… put something on for dinner. Get the guest room ready, and…' Ariel tweaked his cheek, 'your old room.'
Wiglaf's face flushed, to Sasha's unending amusement. 'Thanks, Mom. We'll be along.'
'I'm so pleased to finally meet you,' Ariel said to Sasha as she backed away, looked at Wiglaf again, burst into tears of joy, and ran off sobbing, 'Oh, my goodness!'
'Moms,' said the warrior. 'What are you gonna do?'
He turned to her, frowning. 'Sasha, what was that all about?' But before she could answer 'WIGGY!!!'
'Oh, no,' muttered Wiglaf.
A burly, black-bearded man stormed happily out of Sheets to the Wind and toward the pair, holding a tankard in one mammoth hand. He stood easily as tall as Sasha-no, as he approached, even taller, and Sasha's hand instinctively tightened on her sword. More than that-he was huge: the kind of big-boned girth that is produced by heredity but maintained by heavy manual labor. Wiglaf had never seen a giant, but this was the closest he had ever come-and this particular giant was having a party.
'I thought I heard a familiar name,' the brute boomed in a resonant basso. His sweat-stained clothing held the filthy remnants of the day's toil, and his full beard the dregs of the late afternoon's libation. He almost reached Wiglaf, then stopped short as his eye fixed on Sasha, like an archer's on a prize deer.
'Well, well, well, what have we here?' he leered.
'Sasha,' Wiglaf gestured with his hand, 'meet Angrod Swordthumper. We were neighbors here. His father's a blacksmith… and I suppose you stayed in the family business?'
'Aye, little Wiggy, and swords aren't the only thing we like to thump,' he grinned, looking Sasha up and down.
She stayed her ground and glared at the behemoth. 'One step closer, my extra-large friend, and I'll twist that thump up your-'
'Sasha!' barked Wiglaf.
'No matter, wee Wiggy,' said Angrod, planting his palm on Wiglaf's bony shoulder. 'Come on in to the Sheets, and let's catch up on old times!' He gestured with his mug hand toward the tavern, tossing a dollop of ale in its direction. 'You, too, missy… if you're man enough.'
Caught in the huge man's grip, all Wiglaf could do was silently mouth help me at Sasha, who shrugged and followed the buddies inside.
Sheets to the Wind was the kind of place where everybody knew each other's name. The wooden tables and benches, the knife-marked serving counter, the warm brick hearth, all looked like they'd been there for centuries-as did, if truth be told, more than a few of the customers. Behind the bar was Garadel: proprietress, den mother, teetotaler, and vocal journalist to the neighborhood for ages. And when she saw Wiglaf, the gray-haired but still sprightly woman knew a fabulous piece of news had just walked in the door. Wiglaf's sudden presence was so stunning to everyone in the Sheets that even the equally stunning Sasha barely registered in their minds.
'Look what the ore's drug in, Garadel!' shouted Angrod, and the place went quiet as a prayer.
'Why, Wiglaf Evertongue,' the hostess exclaimed. 'I thought you were long gone, with your face buried in a spellbook!'
'Just came back to visit, Carrie,' he said.
'And to check on your old mates!' said Angrod. 'Tell me, Wiggy, are the stories we heard about ye true? Pourin' vegetables into the air while your sweet friend there stood and watched?'
Wiglaf turned toward Sasha and flushed. Not a trace of a smile touched her face.
'News travels fast around here, my Wiggy,' said Angrod. 'We heard all about your big magic show over in
