“Where would I find Mr. Dietz?”
“You’re looking at him.”
I drew a deep breath. First a cop for a neighbor, then a body in the cistern, now some demon-possessed zoning official. I needed to go home and ask God what I did to deserve all the potholes on my straight and narrow road.
“Mr. Dietz, what I need from you is the permit application. I’ll let the committee review it for themselves and make the final decision.”
Dietz flashed an evil smile. “It’ll be a waste of two hundred and fifty bucks, but suit yourself.”
He set the application between us on the counter. His look dared me to take it.
My fingers hesitated a bare instant before snatching up the triplicate form. He shouldn’t be so cocky. I’d faced officials with more hair and come out a winner. There was no way he could stop my project from going forward. I knew all the ins, outs, and secret passages of zoning laws. Completing the application and getting denied was a mere formality.
I gave him a final taut-lipped look and turned to go out. The coming victory would be one more notch in the holster of my staple gun. I couldn’t help but smile at the challenge ahead.
I greeted him with crossed arms and a tapping foot. I wasn’t about to let him off easy. “I couldn’t get the permit.”
“Permit? What permit?”
I rose up on my tiptoes to gain some height. “Hello? The permit for the removal of the cistern.”
“Huh?”
This guy was losing it. “You know. The one you told me to get when I called you yesterday.”
I couldn’t believe he’d forgotten our conversation already.
“I told you I would get the permit,” he said.
I wanted to knock on his cranium to jog his memory. “No. You told me to get the permit for today.”
His eyelids peeled back in a look of panic. “I said I would come by today. You went down to the village office?”
“Yeah. Why the big deal?”
“You saw Martin Dietz?”
“Yeah.”
Lloyd slapped himself in the temple. “You’ll never get the permit now.”
“What do you mean?” I was pretty sick of him raining on my renovation parade.
“I guarantee he took one look at you and decided you weren’t going to get a permit to flush the toilet, let alone remove a cistern.”
“Mr. Dietz is a public servant. He can’t deny me based on frivolous logic.”
“Mr. Dietz is a public tyrant. He’ll make your life so miserable, you’ll wish you were the one buried in the cistern.”
I stopped breathing. Did Lloyd think there was someone under the concrete in my basement?
He shifted his feet. “I don’t mean to say there’s a body in your cistern. I was just giving you fair warning. Don’t go after the permit. Box in the cistern and forget about it. Let it lie.”
My skin crept with déjà vu.
Let it lie. I’d heard those words before; three simple words that always rousted the rebel in me.
The cistern didn’t have a chance.
9
Good old Lloyd stomped off without pounding one nail.
Get the permit and remove the cistern or wall the thing in were the only two options the man would entertain. My idea to sneak the big rocks out disguised as trash only served to hasten my star contractor’s departure. Apparently, Martin Dietz gave no quarter to code violators, and Lloyd wasn’t about to suffer the tyrant’s wrath.
Moratorium declared, I slunk off to start work on the back staircase. I peeled, primed, and papered until the narrow passage looked like it belonged in the twenty-first century. Then I pried and pounded until the steps were squeak-free.
By the time the big fall holiday arrived a few days later, I had worked off my frustration over the uncooperative Lloyd and was ready to enjoy the occasion.
I was just tucking the final section of my costume masterpiece into place when the doorbell rang and the first little voices of the night wafted into the kitchen.
“Trick or treat!”
I dumped pencils and stickers into a bowl and headed to the front door to let the rascals help themselves. I smiled on the way through the dining room. I’d survived my first weeks in the new neighborhood.
But though my gray matter was intact, my house still looked as if it were a creepy old asylum. Even if things weren’t moving as quickly as I hoped, I nevertheless felt satisfied when I reviewed my progress.
I glanced around the vestibule before opening the door. Utterly perfect. I’d painted the walls a creamy off- white and rubbed the natural oak woodwork until it shone. An ornate Victorian three-bulb fixture gave off a welcoming light.
I pulled open the door and stifled a giggle. A waist-high pirate pointed a plastic sword in my direction. Next to him, a dainty princess held up her sack in expectation.
“What are you supposed to be? A mummy?” the pirate asked.
“I’m Lazarus,” I answered. I secured a stray white strip wrapped around my head.
“Who’s Lazarus?”
“He’s a guy from the Bible. Jesus raised him from the dead. Lazarus, come forth!” I said, lurching sideways in my best imitation of the newly risen friend of Christ.
Three summers of Vacation Bible School when I was a kid were the entirety of my religious training. I’d gleaned enough to know there was a God. And I couldn’t have survived to adulthood if I hadn’t held on to the hope that Jesus really existed. Sadly, a few years in the church I attended as a teen with my grandmother were enough to sour my attitude toward organized religion and keep me from wanting to know more. Now at least I browsed the Bible, even if I didn’t always understand it.
Across from me, the chaperone forced a smile. “Kids, pick out a treat. We have a lot more houses to go.”
I smiled back through the wadding that covered my face. The pirate rested on his sword. “There’s no candy in here and stickers are for babies.”
“Jason!” The mother swatted at him. “Mind your manners.”
“How about a pencil?” I asked, almost wishing I’d conformed to the tooth-rotting Halloween tradition. “Here’s one with 3-D lettering.”
I handed the little thug his prize, and he toyed with the image for a moment.
“Cool.” The pencil went into his pillowcase. Then he pushed back his patch and looked up at me. “Brandon says your house is haunted.”
“Jason!” His mother grabbed at his shoulder and half dragged him off the porch. “Thank you!”
The princess ran after them into the night.
I sagged against the doorway.
Haunted? Perhaps.
There was always the possibility that my house was inhabited by the restless spirit of some murder victim. But what were the chances, really? Other than a vague glance over my shoulder now and then, I hadn’t given the ghost another thought. Nor had the apparition shown itself again. True, I hadn’t been in the basement since the day of my “vision,” and neither had anyone else. Lloyd had fed me one excuse after another for not getting to the job downstairs.
