He might as well have asked storm clouds to stop raining. Her Thumbleness wasn't interested in waiting. She wasn't interested in anything but getting what she wanted, when she wanted it, and exactly the way she wanted it.
And in the age-old manner of careless and spoiled children everywhere, she was going to fix her broken toy by beating it until it started working again.
Howling in frustration, she charged.
Jack did his best to fend off the flailing hands and feet. But Her Thumbleness was too enraged, and too big. Another kick got through, this one landing in his lower rib cage. He gasped for air, spinning helplessly as two more slaps bounced off his shoulders.
And then, suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a huge hand sweeping toward the side of his head. He tried to get his arm up in time to block it, or to at least absorb some of its impact.
But he didn't make it. An instant later, the world went dark.
CHAPTER 23
He woke up in stages, passing from simple darkness to not-so-simple confusion, and finally to the realization that he was not at all comfortable.
'Are you awake?' Draycos's voice asked quietly in his right ear.
'I think so,' Jack said, prying his eyes open.
The darkness didn't change. 'Or maybe not,' he amended, blinking a couple of times. He still couldn't see anything. 'Where are we?'
'Back in the frying pan,' Draycos told him. 'You cannot see anything because it is night.'
'Night?' Jack echoed, frowning. The last thing he remembered was Her Thumbleness trying her best to make a rag doll out of him. 'How long was she beating on me, anyway?'
'Not long,' Draycos said. 'The guards came in only a few seconds after you lost consciousness. They took you away from her.'
'Did anyone see you?'
'No,' the dragon assured him. 'I was not required to assist you in combat.'
'Oh,' Jack said, feeling vaguely disappointed. He'd always assumed that if things ever got seriously dangerous, his private K'da poet-warrior would be out of his collar in an instant to protect him. 'Gazen ordered you returned here after the guards rescued you,' Draycos went on.
'At that point I decided there was no reason to wake you. You have had very little sleep the past few days and needed the rest. In addition, I did not think there was much we could do until nightfall.'
'Right on all counts,' Jack said. He did feel better, actually.
Though that feeling was likely to change the minute he started moving around and found out what kind of new injuries Her Thumbleness had thoughtfully provided.
Carefully, gingerly, he probed at the ribs where the spoiled little brat had kicked him.
And got his second major surprise of the evening. The skin was definitely tender, but there was no sign of muscle or bone damage.
But that was impossible. That kick had sent him flying halfway across the room...
Frowning, he moved his fingers to his legs, and then to his shoulders. Again, there was nothing more serious than a few bruises.
'I did not fight, but I did what I could to protect you from harm,' Draycos said. 'When I could see where the blows would be striking, I raised my body slightly from your skin to take some of the impact on myself.'
'You're kidding,' Jack said, blinking in the darkness. 'I didn't know you could do that.'
'The ability is not common,' Draycos said. 'I was only rarely able to do such things with my last Shontine host, Polphir. I was never able to do so with any of my previous hosts.'
'I guess K'da skills improve with age,' Jack said. 'You're more like wine than dogs.'
'Pardon?'
'Wine improves with age,' Jack explained. 'And we have a saying that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.'
'Can you not?'
'Can you not what?'
'Teach an old dog new tricks.'
'I don't know,' Jack said. 'I've never owned a dog. Any idea what time it is?'
'It is likely after midnight,' Draycos told him. 'The noises from the house have been largely silenced.'
Which meant the Chookoock family had largely gone to bed. 'That's all I needed to know,' Jack said, wincing as he sat up straight and pressed his back against the copper mesh. 'Better check and see if the coast is clear.'
He had wondered if having the mesh between his back and the metal wall would make the gap too wide for Draycos to see over. But apparently not. 'There is no one currently visible,' Draycos reported as he shifted around on Jack's back.
'However, from the sounds of footsteps I have heard, I believe there is a regular guard route that passes between us and the house.'
That could be trouble. 'How often do they come by, and how soon until the next one?'
'I do not know precisely,' Draycos said. 'But from counting your heartbeats as you slept, I estimate they come past four times per hour. The last one was just before you woke, so we should have at least ten more minutes.'
'Good enough,' Jack grunted, moving carefully in the cramped space. 'Okay, here's the plan. I pick the kitchen door. We raid the slaves' storage locker for food packages and as many juice bottles as we can handle.'
'You are hungry?'
'It isn't for me,' Jack said, his fingers probing the edge of the copper mesh where the door met the floor. There had to be a break there somewhere, where the door swung upward.
'For Noy, then?'
'Bingo,' Jack said. 'I'm not going to just sit back and let him die out there.
At least, not if there's anything I can do.'
'I am pleased,' Draycos said softly.
Jack grimaced. 'Yeah, well, don't start handing out the warm fuzzies just yet,' he warned. 'I'm not doing this for any noble K'da warrior ethic reasons. I just remember being sick once when Uncle Virgil had to go off on a job, that's all.'
'How old were you?'
'About Noy's age,' Jack said. 'I was already pretty good at taking care of myself, so it shouldn't have been a problem. Only the sickness made me so weak I
couldn't go make myself any food. By the time the fever was gone, I was too dehydrated to get more than a few steps from my bed without getting dizzy. I was scared I was going to starve to death.'
'What happened?'
'I died, of course.'
Draycos's head rose up from his shoulder. 'What?'
'Well, obviously, Uncle Virgil got back in time,' Jack said with a snort.
There it was: the gap in the mesh. He wiggled his fingers through it and felt around for the similar opening under the door that he'd used in the slave hotbox to let Draycos out. 'But I still remember how scared I was lying there all alone. I don't want Noy to...'
He trailed off. 'What is it?' Draycos asked.
It took Jack two tries to get the words out. 'There's no gap under the door,' he said quietly. 'At least, not one big enough for me to get my fingers under.'
Draycos slid around onto Jack's right arm. 'Let me see.'
Jack kept his hand steady as a clawed digit lifted from his hand and probed the area. 'There is an extra level of material beneath the door,' the dragon said.
'Like an extra chunk of door sill,' Jack agreed. 'Leaves only about a quarter of an inch to spare, just enough to
