serious.'
The earnestness of his tones arrested the attention of the company. The laughter ceased.
'What do you mean?' said Samuel. He understood the Yiddish which old Hyams almost invariably used, though he did not speak it himself. Contrariwise, old Hyams understood much more English than he spoke.
'You have married Hannah Jacobs.'
There was a painful silence, dim recollections surging in everybody's brain.
'Married Hannah Jacobs!' repeated Samuel incredulously.
'Yes,' affirmed old Hyams. 'What you have done constitutes a marriage according to Jewish law. You have pledged yourself to her in the presence of two witnesses.'
There was another tense silence. Samuel broke it with a boisterous laugh.
'No, no, old fellow,' he said; 'you don't have me like that!'
The tension was relaxed. Everybody joined in the laugh with a feeling of indescribable relief. Facetious old Hyams had gone near scoring one. Hannah smilingly plucked off the glittering bauble from her finger and slid it on to Leah's. Hyams alone remained grave. 'Laugh away!' he said. 'You will soon find I am right. Such is our law.'
'May be,' said Samuel, constrained to seriousness despite himself. 'But you forget that I am already engaged to Leah.'
'I do not forget it,' replied Hyams, 'but it has nothing to do with the case. You are both single, or rather you
Leah, who had been sitting pale and agitated, burst into tears. Hannah's face was drawn and white. Her mother looked the least alarmed of the company.
'Droll person!' cried Malka, addressing Sam angrily in jargon. 'What hast thou done?'
'Don't let us all go mad,' said Samuel, bewildered. 'How can a piece of fun, a joke, be a valid marriage?'
'The law takes no account of jokes,' said old Hyams solemnly.
'Then why didn't you stop me?' asked Sam, exasperated.
'It was all done in a moment. I laughed myself; I had no time to think.'
Sam brought his fist down on the table with a bang.
'Well, I'll never believe this! If this is Judaism--!'
'Hush!' said Malka angrily. 'These are your English Jews, who make mock of holy things. I always said the son of a proselyte was--'
'Look here, mother,' put in Michael soothingly. 'Don't let us make a fuss before we know the truth. Send for some one who is likely to know.' He played agitatedly with his complex pocket-knife.
'Yes, Hannah's father, Reb Shemuel is just the man,' cried Milly Phillips.
'I told you my husband was gone to Manchester for a day or two,' Mrs. Jacobs reminded her.
'There's the
The stooping, black-bearded
'You rogue!' burst forth Malka at last. 'You planned all this-you thought my Leah didn't have enough money, and that Reb Shemuel will heap you up gold in the hands. But you don't take me in like this.'
'May this piece of bread choke me if I had the slightest iota of intention!' cried Samuel passionately, for the thought of what Leah might think was like fire in his veins. He turned appealingly to the
'Of course there's a way out,' said the
'What's that?' everybody asked breathlessly.
'He must give her
'Of course!' shouted Sam in a voice of thunder. 'I divorce her at once.' He guffawed hysterically: 'What a pack of fools we are! Good old Jewish law!'
Leah's sobs ceased. Everybody except Mrs. Jacobs was smiling once more. Half a dozen, hands grasped the
'But you had better not reckon that a divorce,' he warned them between two mouthfuls. 'You had better go to Reb Shemuel, the maiden's father, and let him arrange the
'But Reb Shemuel is away,' said Mrs. Jacobs.
'And I must go away, too, by the first train to-morrow,' said Sam. 'However, there's no hurry. I'll arrange to run up to town again in a fortnight or so, and then Reb Shemuel shall see that we are properly untied. You don't mind being my wife for a fortnight, I hope, Miss Jacobs?' asked Sam, winking gleefully at Leah. She smiled back at him and they laughed together over the danger they had just escaped. Hannah laughed too, in contemptuous amusement at the rigidity of Jewish Law.
'I'll tell you what, Sam, can't you come back for next Saturday week?' said Leah.
'Why?' asked Sam. 'What's on?'
'The Purim Ball at the Club. As you've got to come back to give Hannah
'Right you are,' said Sam cheerfully.
Leah clapped her hands. 'Oh that will be jolly,' she said. 'And we'll take Hannah with us,' she added as an afterthought.
'Is that by way of compensation for losing my husband?' Hannah asked with a smile.
Leah gave a happy laugh, and turned the new ring on her finger in delighted contemplation.
'All's well that ends well,' said Sam. 'Through this joke Leah will be the belle of the Purim Ball. I think I deserve another piece of plaice, Leah, for that compliment. As for you, Mr. Maggid, you're a saint and a Talmud sage!'
The
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Meanwhile the Redeemed Son slept peacefully in his crib with his legs curled up, and his little fists clenched beneath the coverlet.
CHAPTER V. THE PAUPER ALIEN.
Moses Ansell married mainly because all men are mortal. He knew he would die and he wanted an heir. Not to inherit anything, but to say