written down that promise I made on your seventieth birthday, sir,' Duncan said, 'and if you had kept it, I believe you would discover now that my promise really was to marry by your eightieth birthday rather than my thirtieth, though they both fall in the same year, of course.' His grandfather snorted again – a sound that conveyed utter contempt. 'And what do you plan to do when you leave here in a few minutes' time, Sheringford?' he asked. 'Grab the first female you meet on the street and drag her off in pursuit of a special license?' /Something like that/. When one had been brought up to be a well-to-do gentleman, to administer land, to expect to inherit an illustrious title and fabulous wealth one day, one was not educated or trained to any other form of gainful employment. Not any that would give him sufficient income to support dependents, including a child, as well as keep his own body and soul together, anyway. 'Not at all.' Duncan turned to look steadily at his grandfather. 'I have a bride picked out, sir. We are already unofficially betrothed, in fact, even though there has been no public announcement yet.' 'Indeed?' There was a world of scorn in the one word. His grandfather raised his eyebrows and looked incredulous – as well he might. 'And who /is/ this lady, pray?' 'She has sworn me to secrecy,' Duncan said, 'until she is ready for the announcement to be made.' 'Ha! Convenient indeed!' his grandfather exclaimed, his brows snapping together again. 'It is a barefaced lie, Sheringford, just like everything else in your miserable life. There is no such person, no such betrothal, no such impending marriage. Take yourself out of my sight.' 'But if there /is/?' Duncan asked him, standing his ground though he had the feeling he might as well be standing on quicksand. 'What if there /is/ such a lady, sir, and she has agreed to marry me on the assumption that I have security to offer her, that we will live at Woodbine Park and finance our marriage and our family on its rents and income?' His grandfather glared at him with no diminution of either anger or scorn. 'If there /is/ such a lady,' he said, almost spitting out the words, 'and /if/ she is undisputedly an eligible bride for the Earl of Sheringford and future Marquess of Claverbrook, and /if/ you present her to me here the day before the papers announce your betrothal, and /if/ you marry her no later than one day before my birthday, then Woodbine Park will be yours again on that day. That is a formidable number of /ifs/, Sheringford. If you fail in any one of them, as I have no doubt you will, then Woodbine Park will be your cousin's on my birthday.' Duncan inclined his head. 'I believe,' his grandfather said, 'Norman and his lady may safely continue packing up their belongings ready for the move.' /Continue/? Norman /did/ know, then? 'They would be well advised not to, sir,' Duncan said. 'I will not invite you to stay for refreshments,' his grandfather said, his eyes raking over his grandson with contempt. 'You are going to need every hour of the next fifteen days in which to find a bride – a /respectable/ bride – and persuade her to marry you.' Duncan made him another bow. 'I shall explain the necessity for haste to my betrothed without further delay, then,' he said, and heard his grandfather snort one more time as he let himself out of the room and proceeded down the stairs to retrieve his hat and cane.
This was one devil of a nasty coil.
How the deuce was he to find a bride and marry her all within fifteen days? And a respectable lady of good /ton/ to boot – his grandfather, he knew, would accept no less. No respectable lady would touch him with a twenty-foot oar – not once she knew his infamous story, anyway. And soon enough the fact that he was back would spread all over London – even if it had not already done so.
Besides all of which, he had no wish /whatsoever/ to marry. He had only recently been freed from a lengthy connection that he had found tiresome, to say the least – though poor Laura had /not/ gone unmourned.
He wanted to enjoy his newfound freedom alone, at least for a few years.
Besides, and far more important, there was a purely practical reason why a wife would be a severe encumbrance. No respectable lady would tolerate the presence of an illegitimate child in her home – or even a strong attachment between her husband and his gardener's presumably legitimate grandson. And how would he ever be able to mask that attachment?
It was unthinkable.
Besides, Toby, however well he had been coached, would not remember all the time to call him /sir/ or /my lord/ instead of /Papa/.
Damn it all!
But marry he must. He needed Woodbine. He needed his home and his roots.
It was true, of course, that eventually he would inherit all his grandfather's properties and vast fortune, /including/ Woodbine Park, which was entailed and could not be given as an outright gift to Norman or anyone else. His grandfather could do nothing to prevent any of that happening beyond outliving him. But the trouble was, Duncan could not afford to wait for his grandfather's demise, which might be many years in the future. Besides, he could not under any circumstances wish for the old man's death. Far from it.
He needed Woodbine /now/.
He had a sudden image of Norman as lord of the manor there – with Caroline as its lady. And their children roaring through the house and romping in the park instead of Toby. It was a painful image. Woodbine was /his home/.
Marriage really was the only option open to him, then. But there was no time in which to choose a bride with any care to make sure he had picked someone who would not drive him to distraction within a fortnight – or, to be fair, someone /he/ would not drive to distraction. There was only time to grab whomever he could find. /If/ there was time even for that.
He could hardly walk up to the first lady he saw at the first ball he attended and ask her to marry him. Could he? And even /if/ he did, and /if/ for some strangely peculiar reason she said yes, he would still have her family to persuade.
It simply could not be done.
Except that failure was not an option.
She would have to be someone very young and biddable. Someone whose parents would be only too glad to bag a future marquess for their daughter, scandalous reputation be damned. Some cit's daughter, perhaps – no, she would not be acceptable to his grandfather. Some impoverished gentleman's daughter, then. Someone plain of face and figure.
Duncan felt himself break out in a cold sweat as he stepped out onto the square.
Or someone… But of course, it /was/ spring, was it not? The time of the Season in London? The time of the great marriage mart, when ladies came to town with the express purpose of finding themselves a husband? And notoriety aside, he was the Earl of Sheringford, even if it /was/ just a courtesy title and essentially meaningless in itself. He was also the heir to a marquess's very real title and properties and fortune – and the incumbent was eighty years old, or would be in sixteen days' time.
His case was not hopeless at all. It was a little desperate, it was true – he had only fifteen days. But that ought to be sufficient time. It was getting close to the end of the Season. There must be a number of girls – and their parents – who were growing uneasy, even a little desperate, at the absence of a suitor.
As he strode out of the square, Duncan found himself feeling grimly optimistic. He would hold his grandfather to his promise and get Woodbine Park back. He /had/ to. He would somehow have to fit marriage in with his other plans.
The thought brought out the cold sweat again.
There must be entertainments galore to choose among. His mother would get him invitations to any he wished to attend – /if/ he needed an invitation. As he remembered it, most ladies were only too eager to entice enough guests to their homes that they could boast the next day of having hosted a squeeze. They were not going to turn away a titled gentleman, even if he /had/ run off with a married lady five years ago – on his wedding day to someone else.
A ball would be his best choice. He would attend the very next one – this evening, if there happened to be one.
He had fifteen days in which to meet, court, betroth himself to, and marry a lady of /ton/. It was certainly not impossible. It was an interesting challenge, in fact.
He strode off in the direction of Curzon Street. With any luck his mother would still be at home. She would know what entertainments there were to choose among during the next few days.
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