could not make an effort to pursue the majority when they fled backstage. In all, five patients were restrained within the theater.
`The excursion was ill-tuned and ill-planned - ridiculous in fact and I knew it,' he said. `But I attempted on four separate occasions to get in touch with Dr. Mann to question him about the request, and, failing, had no choice but to carry it out.'
Police indicated that the size of the mass escape, the character of some of the patients involved, and the complicated series of forgeries needed to fool responsible staff members indicate a plot of major proportions.
Among those who escaped were Arturo Toscanini Jones, a Black Party member who recently made news when he spat in Mayor Lindsay's face during one of the mayor's walking tours of Harlem, and hippie figure Eric Cannon, whose followers recently caused a disturbance at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine during the Easter Mass.
A complete list of the names of those who have escaped was being withheld pending communication by hospital officials with the relatives of those who fled.
The patients who escaped were dressed for the most part in khakis and tee-shirts and informal footwear such as sneakers, sandals, and slippers. A few patients, it was reliably reported, had been wearing pajama tops or bathrobes.
Police warned that some of the patients might be dangerous if cornered and urged citizens to approach all known escapees with caution. They noted that among them were two of Mr. Jones's Black Party followers.
A full investigation of the breakout was under way.
Officials of the Blovill Theater and Hair Productions, Inc., denied that they had managed the mass escape as a publicity stunt.
How simple it all seems now reading about it again in the Times. Forge documents, charter bus, drive to theater, flee during performance.
Do you have any idea how many documents have to be forged to get one single patient released for one single hour from a mental hospital? From the time I left Eric at 11.30 A.M. that morning until my analytic hour with Jake at 3
P.M. I was continually typing documents, forging Dr. Mann's signature and rushing away to have the orders delivered to the appropriate staff. I got so I could sign Dr. Mann's signature faster and more accurately than he. As it was, I still had signed eighty-six fewer documents than were legally required for such an excursion.
Would you be suspicious if someone called up in muffled voice with a hint of a Negro accent and requested a forty-five seat bus to take thirty-eight mental patients to a Broadway musical on six hours' notice that very evening. Have you ever tried to lead thirty-eight mental patients off a ward when half of them don't know where they're going or don't want to go, aren't dressed for it or want to watch the Mets' night game on TV? Since I didn't know which thirty-eight of the forty-three patients on the ward my sponsor wanted to lead to freedom, I had to choose at random thirty-eight names - which naturally did not correspond with those Mr. Cannon had in mind. Do you think that the head nurse or Dr. Lucius M. Rhinehart would permit any substitution for the names on this list? `Look here, Rhinehart, two of my best men are not on this list,' Arturo whispered desperately into my ear at seven fifty- three that night.
'They'll have to see Hair another night,' I said.
`But I want these men,' he went on fiercely.
`These are the thirty-eight names on the list. These are the thirty-eight patients whom I will escort to Hair.
He dragged me farther off into the corner.
`But Cannon said only that the dice said-'
`The dice said only that I would try to help Mr. Cannon and thirty-seven other mental patients escape. It mentioned no
names. If you want to take some initiative, I assure you I don't know Smith from Peterson from Kling, but I myself am
taking only people who call themselves Smith, Peterson and Klug.'
He rushed away.
Five minutes later Head Nurse Herbie Flamm waddled up `Say, Dr. Rhinehart, I don't see Heckelburg on this list but I
just saw him leave with that last group with your attendants.'
'Heckelburg?' I said. `Perhaps not. I'll check.'
I walked away.
Flamm caught me again just as I was leaving.
`Sorry to bother you again, Doc, but four of the guys on your list are still here and four guys who aren't on your list
have just left.'
`Are you positive, Mr. Flamm, that you now have five patients left on the ward?'
`Yes sir.'
`And that only thirty-eight have left?'
'Yes sir.'
`Are you sure my name is Rhinehart?'
He stared up at me and began using his big belly nervously.
`Yes, sir. I think so, sir.'
`Yon think my name is Rhinehart?'
`Yes Sir.'
`Who is that patient - over there?'
I asked, pointing to one I'd never seen before and hoped was a new admission.
'Er . . . ah . . . him?'
`Yes, he,' I said coldly towering over him.
`I'll have to check with the attendant, Higgens. He-'
`We're going to be late for the opening curtain, Mr. Flamm. I'm afraid I can't rely on your fuzzy memory for names to delay us any longer. Goodbye.' `Goo - goodbye, Doc-'
'Rhinehart. Remember it.' Have you ever walked down Broadway in the middle of a line of thirty-eight men dressed variously in khakis, sneakers, sandals, Bermuda shorts, hospital fatigues, torn T-shirts, African capes, bathrobes, bedroom slippers, pajama tops and sweat suits and led by an utterly serene eighteen-year-old boy wearing a white hospital robe and whistling `The Battle Hymn of the Republic'? Have you ever then walked beside the beatific boy to lead such a line into a Broadway theater? And looked natural? And relaxed? When half the seats were in the front row? (The summer doldrums made it possible for me to get seats at the last minute - 4.30 P.M. that afternoon - but twenty of them cost $8.50 apiece.) Have you then tried to seat thirty-eight odd people when half the seats were scattered like buckshot over a five-hundred seat theater? When three of your patients were walking zombies, four manic-depressives and six alert homosexuals? Have you then tried to maintain a sense of dignity, firmness and authority when one of these unfortunates keeps coming up to you and whispering hysterically about when are they all supposed to escape?
`Rhinehart!' Arturo X hissed at me in anguish. `What the hell are we doing here at Hair?'
`My orders were to bring you to Hair. This I have done. The die specifically rejected the option that I release you on
Lexington Avenue. I hope you enjoy yourself.'
'There're four pigs standing at the back. I saw them when we came in. Is this some. sort of trap?'
`I know nothing about the police. There are other ways out of a theater. I hope you enjoy yourself. Be happy.'
`The Goddam houselights are dimming. What the hell are we supposed to do?'
`Listen to the music. I have brought you to Hair. Enjoy yourself. Dance. Be happy.'
Through it all Erie Cannon retained the serenity of a golfer with a two-inch putt and never once approached me #161;
except .for two seconds just after the end of the first act (`Groovy show, Dr. Rhinehart, glad we came'). But Arturo X
