You’ll say you don’t know
God’ll send you down below.
BLOOM
There is a memory attached to it. I should like to have it.
STEPHEN
To have or not to have that is the question.
ZOE
Here. (she hauls up a reef of her slip, revealing her bare thigh, and unrolls the potato from the top of her stocking) Those that hides knows where to find.
BELLA
(frowns) Here. This isn’t a musical peepshow. And don’t you smash that piano. Who’s paying here?
(She goes to the pianola. Stephen fumbles in his pocket and, taking out a banknote by its corner, hands it to her.)
STEPHEN
(with exaggerated politeness) This silken purse I made out of the sow’s ear of the public. Madam, excuse me. If you allow me. (he indicates vaguely Lynch and Bloom) We are all in the same sweepstake, Kinch and Lynch. Dans ce bordel oщ tenons nostre йtat.
LYNCH
(calls from the hearth) Dedalus! Give her your blessing for me.
STEPHEN
(hands Bella a coin) Gold. She has it.
BELLA
(looks at the money, then at Stephen, then at Zoe, Florry and Kitty) Do you want three girls? It’s ten shillings here.
STEPHEN
(delightedly) A hundred thousand apologies. (he fumbles again and takes out and hands her two crowns) Permit, brevi manu, my sight is somewhat troubled.
(Bella goes to the table to count the money while Stephen talks to himself in monosyllables. Zoe bends over the table. Kitty leans over Zoe’s neck. Lynch gets up, rights his cap and, clasping Kitty’s waist, adds his head to the group.)
FLORRY
(strives heavily to rise) Ow! My foot’s asleep. (She limps over to the table. Bloom approaches.)
BELLA, ZOE, KITTY, LYNCH, BLOOM
(chattering and squabbling) The gentleman … ten shillings …. paying for the three … allow me a moment … this gentleman pays separate …. who’s touching it? … ow! … mind who you’re pinching … are you staying the night or a short time? … who did? … you’re a liar, excuse me … the gentleman paid down like a gentleman … drink … it’s long after eleven.
STEPHEN
(at the pianola, making a gesture of abhorrence) No bottles! What, eleven? A riddle!
ZOE
(lifting up her pettigown and folding a half sovereign into the top of her stocking) Hard earned on the flat of my back.
LYNCH
(lifting Kitty from the table) Come!
KITTY
Wait. (she clutches the two crowns)
FLORRY
And me?
LYNCH
Hoopla!
(He lifts her, carries her and bumps her down on the sofa.)
STEPHEN
The fox crew, the cocks flew,
The bells in heaven
Were striking eleven.
’Tis time for her poor soul
To get out of heaven.
BLOOM
(quietly lays a half sovereign on the table between Bella and Florry) So. Allow me. (he takes up the poundnote) Three times ten. We’re square.
BELLA
(admiringly) You’re such a slyboots, old cocky. I could kiss you.
ZOE
(points) Him? Deep as a drawwell.
(Lynch bends Kitty back over the sofa and kisses her. Bloom goes with the poundnote to Stephen.)
BLOOM
This is yours.
STEPHEN
How is that? The distrait or absentminded beggar. (He fumbles again in his pocket and draws out a handful of coins. An object falls.) That fell.
BLOOM
(stooping, picks up and hands a box of matches) This.
STEPHEN
Lucifer. Thanks.
BLOOM
(quietly) You had better hand over that cash to me to take care of. Why pay more?
STEPHEN
(hands him all his coins) Be just before you are generous.
BLOOM
I will but is it wise? (he counts) One, seven, eleven, and five. Six. Eleven. I don’t answer for what you may have lost.
STEPHEN
Why striking eleven? Proparoxyton. Moment before the next Lessing says. Thirsty fox. (he laughs loudly) Burying his grandmother. Probably he killed her.
BLOOM
