partner. Don't be so proud or insecure that you'd throw a genuine admirer to the wolves rather than run the risk of making a mistake. If you did, I don't think I'd like you much… and I don't think you would either.'
I pondered Tananda's advice after she'd gone. There was one additional complication I hadn't had the nerve to mention to her. Whatever Luanna's feelings for me were, how would they change when she found out I'd used her scarf… her token of affection, to guide a pack of hunters to their target?
Chapter Fifteen
'Everybody needs a career manager!'
'So where is he?' Aahz grumbled for the hundredth time… in the last five minutes.
The sun had been up for hours, or at least as up as it seemed to get in this dimension. Since my arrival in Limbo, I had never seen what I am accustomed to thinking of as full sunlight. Whether the constant heavy overcast condition which seemed to prevail during daylight hours was the result of magic or some strange meteorologic condition I was never sure, but it did nothing to alleviate the air of gloom that clung to the town of Blut like a shroud.
The whole team was impatient to get started, but Aahz was the only one who indulged himself in expressing his feelings as often… or as loudly. Of course, it might have been simply that he was making so much of a fuss that the others were willing to let him provide the noise for all of them rather than letting their own efforts get constantly upstaged.
'Just take it easy, partner,' I said soothingly, struggling to keep from snapping at him in my own nervous impatience. 'There aren't that many all-day stores in this dimension.'
'What do you expect, dealing with a bunch of vampires,' he snapped. 'I still don't like this idea. Nonmagical disguises seem unnatural somehow.'
I heaved a quiet sigh inside and leaned back to wait, propping my feet up on a chair. This particular quarrel was old before Vilhelm had left on his shopping trip, and I was tired going over it again and again.
'Be reasonable, Aahz,' Tananda said, taking up the slack for me. 'You know we can't wander around town like this… especially you with half the city looking for you. We need disguises, and without a decent power source, Skeeve here can't handle disguises for all of us. Besides, it's not like we're using mechanical magic. We won't be using magic at all.'
'That's what everybody keeps telling me,' my partner growled. 'We're just going to alter our appearances without using spells. That sounds like mechanical magic to me. Do you know what's going to happen to our reputations if word of this gets back to the Bazaar? Particularly with most of the competition looking for a chance to splash a little mud on the Great Skeeve's name? Remember, we're already getting complaints that our prices are too high, and if this gets out…'
The light dawned. I could finally see what was eating at Aahz. I should have known there was money at the bottom of this.
'But Aahz,' I chimed in, 'our fees are overpriced. I've been saying that for months. I mean, it's not like we need the money…'
'… and I've been telling you for months that it's the only way to keep the riff-raff from draining away all your practice time,' he shot back angrily. 'Remember, your name's supposed to be the Great Skeeve, not the Red Cross. You don't do charity.'
Now we were on familiar ground. Unlike the disguise thing, this was one argument I never tired of.
'I'm not talking about charity,' I said. 'I'm talking about a fair fee for services rendered.'
'Fair fee?' my partner laughed, rolling his eyes. 'You mean like that deal you cut with Watzisname? Did he ever tell you about that one, Tananda? We catch a silly bird for this Deveel, see, and my partner charges him a flat fee. Not a percentage, mind you, a flat fee. And how much of a flat fee? A hundred gold pieces? A thousand. No. TEN. Ten lousy gold pieces. And half an hour later the Deveel sells his 'poor little bird' for over a hundred thousand. Nice to know we don't do charity, isn't it?'
'C'mon, Aahz,' I argued, writhing inside. 'That was only five minutes' work. How was I supposed to know the silly bird was on the endangered species list? Even you thought it was a good deal until we heard what the final sale was. Besides, if I had held out for a percentage and the Deveel had been legit and never sold the thing, we wouldn't have even gotten ten gold pieces out of it.'
'I never heard the details from your side,' Tananda said, 'but what I picked up on the streets was that everybody at the Bazaar was really impressed. Most folks think that it's a master-stroke of PR for the hottest magician at the Bazaar to help bring a rarity to the public for a mere fraction of his normal fees. It shows he's something other than a cold-hearted businessman… that he really cares about people.'
'So what's wrong with being a cold-hearted businessman?' Aahz snorted. 'How about the other guy? Everybody thinks he's a villain, and he's crying all the way to the bank. He retired on the profit from that one sale alone.'
'Unless Nanny misled me horribly when she taught me my numbers,' Chumley interrupted, 'I figure your current bankroll could eat that fellow's profit and still have room for lunch. Any reason you're so big on squirreling away so much gold, Aahz? Are you planning on retiring?'
'No, I'm not planning on retiring,' my partner snapped. 'And you're missing the point completely. Money isn't the object.'
'It isn't?'
I think everybody grabbed that line at the same time… even Pepe, who hadn't known Aahz all that long.
'Of course not. You can always get more gold. What can't be replaced is time. We all know Skeeve here has a long way to go in the magic department. What the rest of you keep forgetting is how short a life span he has to play with… maybe a hundred years if he's lucky. All I'm trying to do is get him the maximum learning time possible… and that means keeping him from using up most of his time on nickel-and-dime adventures. Let the smalltime operators do those. My partner shouldn't have to budge away from his studies unless the assignment is something really spectacular. Something that will advance his reputation and his career.'
There was a long silence while everybody digested that one, especially me. Since Aahz had accepted me as a full partner instead of an apprentice, I tended to forget his role as my teacher and career manager. Thinking back now, I could see he had never really given up the work, just gotten sneakier. I wouldn't have believed that was possible.
'How about this particular nickel-and-dime adventure?' Tananda said, breaking the silence. 'You know, pulling your tail out of a scrape? Isn't this a little lowbrow for the kind of legend you're trying to build?'
The sarcasm in her voice was unmistakable, but it didn't phase Aahz in the least.
'If you'll ask around, you'll find out that I didn't want him along on this jaunt at all. In fact, I knocked him cold trying to keep him out. A top-flight magician shouldn't have to stoop to bill collecting, especially when the risk is disproportionately high.'
'Well, it all sounds a little cold-blooded for my taste, Aahz,' Chumley put in. 'If you extend your logic, our young friend here is only going to work when the danger is astronomically high, and conversely if the advancement to his career is enough, no risk is too great. That sounds to me like a sure-fire way to lose a partner and a friend. Like the Geek says, if you keep bucking the odds, sooner or later they're going to catch up with you.'
My partner spun to confront the troll nose-to-nose.
'Of course it's going to be dangerous,' he snarled. 'The magic profession isn't for the faint of heart, and to hit the top he's going to have to be hair-triggered and mean. There's no avoiding that, but I can try to be sure he's ready for it. Why do you think I've been so deadset against him having bodyguards? If he starts relying on other people to watch out for him, he's going to lose the edge himself. That's when he's in danger of walking into a swinging door.'
That brought Guido into the fray.
