honest with you, I had never even heard of you until Matt explained whose home we had stumbled into.'
'Matt?' I frowned.
Then I remembered. Of course. The third member of the fugitive party. Luanna's old con artist partner who nobody had been paying attention to at all. A germ of an idea began to form in my head.
'And he says we're out to kill you?'
'That's right. According to him nobody crosses the Great Skeeve or makes a fool of him and lives… and using your house as an escape route definitely qualifies.'
The reputation thing again. I was beginning to realize why so many magicians preferred to lead the lives of recluses.
'That's crazy, Vic.' I said. 'If I tried to kill everybody who's made a fool of me, I'd be armpit-deep in corpses.'
'Oh yeah?' he shot back. 'Well. if you aren't out to kill me, why did you send your pet demon after us?'
Despite my resolve to settle this thing amicably, I was starting to get annoyed.
'First of all, he's not my pet demon. He's my partner and his name is Aahz. Secondly, I didn't send him. He knocked me out cold and came himself. Third and final, he was never out to kill you. He was trying to bring you and your cohorts back to Deva so we wouldn't get stuck paying off the people you swindled plus a hefty fine. Are you getting all this, or am I going too fast for you?'
'But I didn't swindle anybody,' the vampire protested. 'Those two offered me a job helping them sell magic charms. I didn't know they weren't genuine until Matt said the customers were mad and we had to run. I suggested we hide out here because it's the only place I know besides the Bazaar.'
'Uh-huh,' I said, studying the sky. 'Next you'll be saying you didn't frame my partner or sound the alarm on us when we tried to spring him.' Vic's wings dropped as he hung his head.
'That much I can't deny… but I was scared! I framed the demon because it was the only way I could think of to get him off our trail for a while. I really thought he could get loose on his own, and when I saw you at the Woof Writers', I knew he was going to get away. I sounded the alarm hoping you would all get caught and be detained long enough to give us a head start. Looking back on it, they were pretty ratty things to do, but what would you do if you had a pack of killer demons on your trail?'
Now that I could identify with. Chumley's words about Vic and I being alike echoed in my ears. I had had to improvise in some pretty hairy situations myself. 'Wait a minute!' I growled. 'Speaking of killer demons, what was that bit with you dangling Luanna over the edge of the building back there?'
'I was bluffing,' the vampire shrugged. 'Your friends were threatening to shoot me if I tried to fly away, and it was the only thing I could think of to try to get them to back off. I wouldn't deliberately hurt anyone… especially Luanna. She's sweet. That's why I was trying to help her escape with me after they caught Matt.'
That brought me to the question that had been nagging at my mind since I started this wild chase.
'If you don't mind me asking, why didn't you just change into mist and drift away? We could never have caught you then.'
Vic gave a short, bitter laugh.
'Do you know how rough it is to turn into mist? Well, you're a magician. Maybe you do know. Anyway, you might as well know the truth. I'm not much in the magic department… in fact, I'm pretty much a bust as a vampire. I can't even change all the way into a bat! These wings are the best I've been able to do. That's why I was looking for a new life in the Bazaar. I'd rather be a first-class anything than a third-rate vampire. I mean, I don't even like blood!'
'You should meet my bodyguard.' I grinned despite myself. 'He's a gangster who's allergic to garlic.'
'Garlic? I love garlic.'
I opened my mouth to offer him Guido's job, then shut it rapidly. If this character was half as desperate as he sounded, he'd probably take the offer seriously and accept, and then where would I be? All we needed to complete our menagerie was a magic-poor vampire.
'Well,' I said instead, 'I guess that answers all my questions except one. Now that you know we aren't trying to kill you, are you ready to quit running and face the music?'
The vampire gnawed his lower lip as he thought.
'You're sure it will be all right?'
'I can't say for sure until I talk to my partner,' I admitted, 'but I'm pretty sure things will be amenable. The main problem is to get the murder charges against him dropped… which I think we've already accomplished. As for you, I think the only thing they could have against you is false arrest, and there's no way Aahz will press charges on that one.'
'Why not?'
I gave him my best grin.
'Because if he did, we couldn't take you back to Deva to deal with the swindling charge. Believe me, if given a chance between revenge and saving money, you can trust Aahz to be forgiving every time.'
Vic thought about it for a few more moments, then shrugged.
'Embarrassment I'm used to dealing with, and I think I can beat the swindling rap. C'mon, Skeeve. Let's get this thing over with.'
Having finally reached a truce, however temporary, we descended together to face the waiting crowd.
Chapter Twenty
'There's no accounting for taste!'
'BUT Skeeve…'
BANG!
'…I told you before…'
BANG! BANG!
'… I could never abandon Matt…'
BANG!
'… he's my partner!'
BANG.'BANG!
'But Lu…'
BANG!
'… excuse me. HEY, PARTNER! COULD YOU KNOCK OFF THE HAMMERING FOR A MINUTE? I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE!'
'Not a chance,' Aahz growled around his mouthful of nails. 'I'm shutting this door permanently before anything else happens. But tell you what, I'll try to hammer quietly.'
If you deduce from all this that we were back at our place on Deva, you're right. After some long, terse conversations with the citizens of Blut and fond farewells to Vilhelm and Pepe, our whole crew, including our three captives, had trooped back to the castle and through the door without incident.
I had hoped to have a few moments alone with Luanna, but, after several attempts, the best I had been able to manage was this conversation in the reception room under the watchful eyes of Aahz and Matt.
Matt, incidentally, turned out to be a thoroughly unpleasant individual with a twisted needle-nose, acne, a receding hairline, and the beginnings of a beer-belly. For the life of me, I couldn't figure out what Luanna saw in him.
'But that was when you thought he was in a jam,' I said, resuming the argument. 'Aahz and I have already promised to help defend him and Vic when they go before the Merchants Association. There's no need to stand by him yourself.'
'I don't understand you, Skeeve,' Luanna declared, shaking her head. 'If I wouldn't leave Matt when he was in trouble, why should I leave him when things look like they're going to turn out okay? I know you don't like him,
