areas of public disturbance.
There was no answer when they knocked on Fuchsia’s door.
“Keep trying,” said Jack. “I’m going to check around the back.”
After the third attempt, Mary entered the garden by the gate at the side and thumped even louder on the back door, then peered through the kitchen window. There was no sign of life, and the door was firmly locked.
“Over here!” yelled Jack from the greenhouse.
She found him kneeling near the empty bed that had once held Fuchsia’s collection of champion cucumbers. “Stolen?”
“Worse,” said Jack, pointing at the freshly disturbed earth.
Mary shivered. Poking up from the dirt were eight fingertips. They were held out in front of whoever was buried there in a position of terrified supplication. Jack donned a latex glove and scraped away at the dry earth with his fingertips. It was Fuchsia, barely six inches below the surface. His eyes and mouth were still open, and the soil was dark and heavy with blood.
“Damn and blast that Briggs!” cried Jack. “Why can’t he ever believe us?”
He stood up, and they quietly left the greenhouse.
“Cucumber extremists?” suggested Mary. “The Men in Green?”
“Except they didn’t blow it up. You’d better speak to Briggs while I do some house-to-house. If only he’d agreed to the twenty-four-hour surveillance!”
Mary spoke to Briggs, who told her—a bit sternly, she thought—to stay
“Where’s Jack?” was the first thing he said, looking around.
“I’m not sure,” said Mary, trying to remain deniably ambiguous. “On leave, I think.”
“You,” he continued angrily, “are in deep trouble, Sergeant.”
Mary’s heart went cold. If Briggs could prove that she knew about Jack’s call to Bartholomew or the theft of the gingerbread thumb from the evidence store, she’d be as guilty as he was. The correct procedure would have been to arrest Jack, but that had been out of the question. They’d triumph or fall together.
“Have you found Bartholomew, sir?” she asked brightly, trying a spot of misdirection.
“It’s not your concern any longer. You are suspended from duty facing disciplinary action. I was a fool to think you might be responsible enough to head the NCD.”
She felt her shoulders slump. It was over. Even if she wasn’t charged as an accessory to Jack’s misdemeanors, she’d never get to stay in the force. And policing was all she’d ever wanted to do. But she wasn’t angry with Jack. It had been her decision.
“You’re to relinquish command of the NCD forthwith and take immediate leave pending further inquiries. Is that clear?”
“Yes, sir,” she said in a resigned tone. “You know about the thumb, then?”
“Thumb?” echoed Briggs. “What are you blathering on about? But before you go, I want to know one thing: Who’s he?”
And he threw that morning’s copy of
“Shit,” said Mary. “I didn’t know they had a camera.”
“That’s the best you can do? ‘I didn’t know they had a camera’? Now, again: Who is this person? I can’t recognize him with his hands over his eyes.” Briggs pointed a finger at Ashley in the photograph.
“I… I don’t know,” she said at last, not sure whether to be relieved Jack was still in the clear or annoyed and embarrassed that she had appeared topless on the cover of
“Humph,” replied Briggs, jerking his head in the direction of the garden gate. “Go on, get out of my sight. We’ll take over this investigation from here.”
“Thank you, sir.”
And she hastily made her way into the street. She looked around desperately for Jack and eventually found him sitting in his Allegro a little way up the road.
“What news?”
“I’ve been suspended as well.”
Jack shook his head sadly. “The lengths these guys will go to.”
“No,” said Mary as she blushed, “this was unrelated to the inquiry. A small…
And she told him, very quickly, about what had transpired. Jack wasn’t amused, nor impressed.
“Good timing, Mary. This lowers our authority to absolute zero.”
There was silence in the Allegro for a few minutes as they watched more squad cars arrive.
“I’m sorry, Jack.”
“That’s okay,” he said. “I’m sorry I dragged you into this. I just felt we were getting somewhere, that’s all.”
“That reminds me,” said Mary. “I had a quick look around his house and found this.”
She handed him a photo. It was a lineup of six men, all grinning and holding a giant cucumber between them. Written below the huge vegetable was “1979 Nationals.”
“That’s Fuchsia, Cripps, Prong, Katzenberg, McGuffin… and
“All dead except Bisky-Batt and McGuffin, and he’s meant to be. We need some answers out of QuangTech. But with both of us suspended…!”
“Bisky-Batt won’t know yet.”
“Mary, assuming the authority of an officer while suspended is impersonation. Add that to stealing evidence and perverting the course of justice, and I’m going to go to prison for a very long time.”
“We’re NCD,” said Mary, remembering something that Jack had told her not that long before. “This is what we do. We get suspended, battered, beaten and almost arrested. But the bottom line is we hunt for the truth and bring justice to the nursery world. No matter what.”
“No matter what,” repeated Jack as he switched on the engine.
“Want to know what I found out on door-to-door?”
They pulled into the road and headed off toward QuangTech.
“Tell me.”
“Men in Green. Three of them. They were here an hour before we arrived moving ‘rolls of carpet’ into a red van. They must have killed him and taken his cucumbers—all of them.”
“Why?”
“I don’t know. But I think Bisky-Batt has some talking to do.”
“Yes, that was the 1979 cucumber growers’ national championships,” he said with a smile. “I remember it well.”
Somehow it wasn’t the reaction they were hoping for. Evasive, difficult, unpleasant—any of those might have given some sort of hint that Bisky-Batt knew more than he said, but he was none of those things. As usual, he was helpful, open and pleasant. They turned up unannounced, and he agreed to see them without a murmur.
“And why were you there?” asked Jack.
“I was giving out the trophy on behalf of the Quangle-Wangle. The QuangTech trophy for overall winner has been a mainstay for a number of years now.”
“I didn’t know that.”
“Just one of many associations and organizations that QuangTech supports, Inspector. Can I help with
