those seven had been hard worked, with an average of a race each every ten days. There had been one winner, two seconds, and a third, among them.
None of those seven was in my care. I had been allotted to a quartet consisting of two racehorses which belonged, as far as I could make out, to Humber himself, and two hunters. The two racehorses were bays, about seven years old; one of them had a sweet mouth and no speed and the other a useful sprint over schooling fences but a churlish nature.
I pressed Cass, the head lad, to tell me their names, and he said they were Dobbin and Sooty. These unraceman-like names were not to be found in the form book, nor in Humber's list in 'Horses in Training'; and it seemed to me highly probable that Rudyard, Superman, Charcoal, and the rest had all spent their short periods in the yard under similar uninformative pseudonyms.
A lad who had gone out of racing would never connect the Dobbin or Sooty he had once looked after with the Rudyard who won a race for another trainer two years later.
But why, why did he win two years later? About that, I was as ignorant as ever.
The cold weather came and gripped, and stayed. But nothing, the other lads said, could be as bad as the fearsome winter before; and I reflected that in that January and February I had been sweltering under the mid- summer sun. I wondered how Belinda and Helen and Philip were enjoying their long vacation, and what they would think if they could see me in my dirty downtrodden sub-existence, and what the men would think, to see their employer brought so low. It amused me a good deal to imagine it: and it not only helped the tedious hours to pass more quickly, but kept me from losing my own inner identity.
As the days of drudgery mounted up I began to wonder if anyone who embarked on so radical a masquerade really knew what he was doing.
Expression, speech, and movement had to be unremittingly schooled into a convincing show of uncouth dullness. I worked in a slovenly fashion and rode, with a pang, like a mutton-fisted clod; but as time passed all these deceptions became easier. If one pretended long enough to be a wreck, did one finally become one, I wondered. And if one stripped oneself continuously of all human dignity would one in the end be unaware of its absence? I hoped the question would remain academic:
and as long as I could have a quiet laugh at myself now and then, I supposed I was safe enough.
My belief that after three months in the yard a lad was given every encouragement to leave was amply borne out by what happened to Geoff Smith.
Humber never rode out to exercise with his horses, but drove in a van to the gallops to watch them work, and returned to the yard while they were still walking back to have a poke round to see what had been done and not done.
One morning, when we went in with the second lot, Humber was standing in the centre of the yard radiating his frequent displeasure.
'You, Smith, and you, Roke, put those horses in their boxes and come here.'
We did so.
'Roke.'
'Sir.'
'The mangers of all your four horses are in a disgusting state. Clean them up.'
'Yes, sir.'
'And to teach you to be more thorough in future you will get up at five-thirty for the next week.'
'Sir.'
I sighed inwardly, but this was to me one of his more acceptable forms of pinprick punishment, since I didn't particularly mind getting up early. It entailed merely standing in the middle of the yard for over an hour, doing nothing. Dark, cold, and boring. I don't think he slept much himself. His bedroom window faced down the yard, and he always knew if one were not standing outside by twenty to six, and shining a torch to prove it.
'And as for you.' He looked at Geoff with calculation.
'The floor of number seven is caked with dirt.
You'll clean out the straw and scrub the floor with disinfectant before you get your dinner. '
'But sir,' protested Geoff incautiously, 'if I don't go in for dinner with the others, they won't leave me any. '
'You should have thought of that before, and done your work properly in the first place. I pay half as much again as any other trainer would, and I expect value for it. You will do as you are told.'
'But, sir,' whined Geoff, knowing that if he missed his main meal he would go very hungry, 'can't I do it this afternoon? '
Humber casually slid his walking stick through his hand until he was holding it at the bottom. Then he swung his arm and savagely cracked the knobbed handle across Geoff's thigh.
Geoff yelped and rubbed his leg.
'Before dinner,' remarked Humber: and walked away, leaning on his stick.
Geoff missed his share of the watery half-stewed lumps of mutton, and came in panting to see the last of the bread-and-suet pudding spooned into Charlie's trap-like mouth.
'You bloody sods,' he yelled miserably.
'You bloody lot of sods.'
He stuck it for a whole week. He stood six more heavy blows on various parts of his body, and missed his dinner three more times, and his breakfast twice, and his supper once. Long before the end of it he was in tears, but he didn't want to leave.
After five days Cass came into the kitchen at breakfast and told Geoff, 'The boss has taken against you, I'm afraid. You won't ever do anything right for him again from now on. Best thing you can do, and I'm telling you for your own good, mind, is to find a job somewhere else. The boss gets these fits now and then when one of the lads can't do anything right, and no one can change him when he gets going. You can work until you're blue in the face, but he won't take to you any more. You don't want to get yourself bashed up any more, now do you?
All I'm telling you is that if you stay here you'll find that what has happened so far is only the beginning. See? I'm only telling you for your own good. '
Even so, it was two more days before Geoff painfully packed his old army kit bag and sniffed his way off the premises.
A weedy boy arrived the next morning as a replacement, but he only stayed three days as Jimmy stole his blankets before he came and he was not strong enough to get them back. He moaned piteously through two freezing nights, and was gone before the third.
The next morning, before breakfast, it was Jimmy himself who collected a crack from the stick.
He came in late and cursing and snatched a chunk of bread out of Jerry's hand.
'Where's my bloody breakfast?'
We had eaten it, of course.
'Well,' he said, glaring at us, 'you can do my ruddy horses, as well. I'm off. I'm not bloody well staying here. This is worse than doing bird. You won't catch me staying here to be swiped at, I'll tell you that. '
Reggie said, 'Why don't you complain?'
'Who to?'
'Well… the bluebottles.'
'Are you out of your mind?' said Jimmy in amazement.
'You're a bloody nit, that's what you are. Can you see me, with my form, going into the cop house and saying I got a complaint to make about my employer, he hit me with his walking stick? For a start, they'd laugh. They'd laugh their bleeding heads off. And then what? Supposing they come here and asked Cass if he's seen anyone getting the rough end of it? Well, I'll tell you, that Cass wants to keep his cushy job. Oh no, he'd I say, I ain't seen nothing. Mr. Humber, he's a nice kind gentleman with a heart of gold, and what can you expect from an ex-con but a pack of bull?
Don't ruddy well make me laugh. I'm off, and if the rest of you've got any sense, you'll be out of it too. '
No one, however, took his advice.
I found out from Charlie that Jimmy had been there two weeks longer than he, which made it, he thought, about eleven weeks.
As Jimmy strode defiantly out of the yard I went rather thoughtfully about my business. Eleven weeks, twelve
