'If Barry Neubauer is going to mess with us,' said Gidley, 'it's time we return the favor. We don't crash his parties. He should know enough not to crash ours.'
'I don't think that's such a smart idea,' said Molly. 'Seriously, Fenton.'
'I'm sure you're right,' said Gidley as he stood and began working his way through the thicket. Hank, Sammy, and I got up to follow. What choice did we have?
We didn't realize that Gidley was preparing to assault the social summit with as much confidence as Sir Edmund Hillary's assault on Mount Everest. To his right, a party photographer was positioning an executive producer for a candid shot with Reindorf and Soohoo. At the last minute, Gidley squeezed into the viewfinder. He threw a beefy arm around the Dorfmeister.
'I can't believe you're here at the Memory!' Gidley shouted. The subtext was,
'Excuse me,' said the photographer, 'we're shooting for
'We might as well get one of me and my new best friend,' said Horst, with his trademark toothsome grin. 'You a fisherman? Smells like it.'
'Thank you much, Horst,' said Fenton. 'I am a fisherman. Fourth-generation.'
'Somebody get this asshole away from Horst,' said one of the studio junior executives.
The regulars knew something was up. The room tightened around the celebs and their hangers-on. 'Mr. Photographer, could you take two in case one doesn't come out?' said Fenton. 'It's not every day you get a picture of yourself beside the phoniest asshole in all of show business. And a friend of the sleazy Neubauers to boot.'
The next couple of minutes were a blur. Reindorf grabbed Gidley by the throat. Fenton, his crazed grin gone, came over the top with an unscripted punch, complete with convincing sound effects. He caught the action hero on the bridge of his nose.
'My God, what are you doing?' shrieked a shiny black-clad publicist. 'That's fucking Horst Reindorf!' In a gesture that was way beyond the call of duty, she threw herself at Fenton and pummeled him so ferociously with her Palm Pilot that Horst was able to retreat and slip out a side door.
The rest of Horst's party were not as fortunate. When the producer grabbed a beer bottle, I tackled him against the bar and held him there. Then Hank squared off with Dennis Soohoo. Down went Soohoo. The biggest mismatch pitted Sammy against a young studio-executive type. Even though the guy was half a foot taller and thirty pounds heavier, Giamalva floored him with an uppercut that would have made Sugar Ray proud.
Someone might have actually gotten hurt if Belnap and Volpi hadn't charged in with their batons out and once again made the Hamptons safe for civilized society. Volpi rubbed it in by cracking a few skulls, and he seemed to enjoy it.
He didn't hit me, but he did ask with a wink, 'How's your girlfriend, Jack?'
Chapter 45
THE FIXER had been standing in the shadows of the Mullen garage for an hour when the beam of Jack's single headlight broke through the mist on Ditch Plains Road. He elbowed his muscular partner as the gleaming blue motorcycle slowed in front of the small house. 'Here comes the bad boy now.'
He watched Jack cut the engine, lower the kickstand, and pull a deep breath of night air into his nostrils.
Now Jack was opening the small door on the side of the garage, and the Fixer was counting down from three. When Jack stepped through it, he walked directly into the Fixer's black-gloved fist.
To the Fixer, a well-timed sucker punch was one of life's great unsung pleasures. He loved the way it delivered shock and hurt in one exploding instant, and when the Muscle grabbed Jack from behind and pulled him up by his hair, the Fixer could read the pain register as a ten in Jack's eyes. Then he threw another punch at the center of Jack's face.
With his arms pinned behind him and a knee in the small of his back, all Jack could manage was a flinching twist. But it was enough to reduce a direct hit to a glancing blow, and it sent the Fixer stumbling forward until he and Jack stood eye-to-eye in the darkness.
'Give this message to Neubauer. Can you do that for me?' Jack asked. Then he brought his forehead down on the bridge of the Fixer's nose.
The Fixer was leaking blood worse than Jack, which caused him to seriously consider taking out his hunting knife and gutting Mullen in his own garage. Instead, he started working Jack hard with both fists. This was good work, if you could get it.
When Jack stopped moving, the Fixer stopped missing. This greatly improved his spirits. Pretty soon he felt good enough to deliver a message, his words supplying a rhythm to his fury.
'Don't you ever' – PUNCH – 'ever' – PUNCH – 'fuck with people who are your superiors in every' – PUNCH – 'fucking way,' he advised.
The Fixer had some more things he badly needed to get off his chest, but by then Jack was close to unconscious.
'As for Mr. Neubauer, you can tell him yourself.'
Somehow, somewhere in his consciousness, Jack heard that, and promised himself he would.
But the man with the black driving gloves wasn't quite finished. He pulled Jack's head up by the hair.
Then he whispered in his ear, 'Smarten up. Your grandfather's next, bozo. It'll be easy, Jack. He's really old.'
Chapter 46
WIN A FIGHT, you think it's the world's most exciting sport. Lose, badly, and you realize what a fool you were. Once I'd peeled my face off the garage floor and done an inventory of the damage, I knew I had to get myself to the hospital.
I was thinking I'd have to wake up Mack or call Hank, but when I got to my feet, I felt I could manage it on my own, which seemed preferable. I did go in and check on Mack. He was sleeping like an eighty-six-year-old baby.
I got the key and drove my father's old truck to the emergency room in Southampton. Even at four in the morning, it took me about thirty-five minutes.
There's not a lot of mayhem at our end of Long Island. Southampton isn't East St. Louis. When I walked into the ER, Dr. Robert Wolco put down his New
'Hey, Robert,' I managed. 'You should see the other guy.'
'I'll bet.'
'I'd rather not.'
He began by very gingerly and thoroughly cleaning my wounds. Then he laid me down under a bright orange light, shot my face full of Novocain, and stitched it closed. The skin on my face felt as if it were being laced up like hockey skates. It took twenty-eight stitches.
Wolco thought that he had done some of his best work and that the scars would heal nicely. I wasn't too worried. I never had the looks in the family anyway. He gave me a plastic tub of Vicodin for my ribs (X rays showed that three of them were cracked) and sent me home. The night, the beating, was one more thing I owed Barry Neubauer.
And I was counting.