'Well, sir, I overhear you say about the lady's son, missing from the crash. My sister see him come down from the top deck of the bus. She say he looked very frightened and lost as if he don't know where he is. His eyes all staring and scared. Then he turn around and walk into the wall of the shop next door to the Plume Cafe.'
'Did he injure himself?' Derek asked.
'No, sir, you misunderstand me. He walk
Derek looked at Kelly.
And Kelly looked at Derek.
'Most amusing,' said Derek. 'You had us going there. Two red wines it is then, thank you.'
'No, sir.' The waiter looked most agitated. 'I'm not pulling at your plonker nor anything. This is what she see with her own two eyes. In the broad daylight. He come down from the bus and he walk into the wall and he vanish. She see it and it trouble her greatly. She honest and church-going. She say it a very bad omen. She say the Devil walk amongst us in Brentford.'
'I don't think things have got quite that bad yet,' said Derek. 'But you
'You can see that he is,' said Kelly.
'Serious,' said the waiter. 'I not like to tell people of this. But I hear you say that everything seem strange about the bus that is crashing. Everything more than strange, I tell you. Everything evil. Best beware.'
The waiter now speedily took his leave and went to fetch the wine.
'Things are never dull around you, are they?' said Kelly.
'They were until you arrived today. But what did you make of all that?'
Kelly shrugged and smiled a bit. But her fingers were once more twisting at her hair.
'It's got to be a wind-up,' said Derek. 'Having one over on the gullible newspaper man.'
Derek's mobile phone began to purr away in his pocket. He took it out, pressed buttons and put it to his ear.
'What's that?' he said. 'Sorry I can't hear you very well. Excuse me Kelly, I'll take this outside and try to get a better signal.'
The waiter returned with two red wines and left again, avoiding Kelly's gaze. Kelly watched Derek through the window. He was a good-looking young man. And for a newspaper reporter, he seemed to be honest enough. She saw him thrust his mobile phone back into his pocket and then rush back into the Laughing Sprout.
'Forget the wine,' he said. 'We have to go.'
'You look a little rattled,' Kelly said.
'I'm more than rattled.' Derek took a deep and steadying breath. 'That was Dr Druid on the phone. Something has happened at the cottage hospital.'
'Don't tell me someone has died.'
'Worse than that.'
'How can anything be worse?'
'The three patients with amnesia. They've vanished.’
‘What, you mean they've walked out of the hospital?'
'No,' said Derek. 'I mean they just vanished. Right in front of Dr Druid's eyes.'
4
It was a balmy Brentford evening
Calm and clear of sky.
Sirius, brightest star of Heaven
Gazed down from on high.
And a zephyr, lightly blowing from the
Gardens, south at Kew
Brought the fragrances of lilies
And of antique roses too
All across the Thames to Brentford
Where the borough, bound for night,
Breathed in the sacred perfume
Dum de dum de dum delight.
There was no delight to be found on the face of Dr Druid. He sat in the waiting room of casualty, being comforted by a pair of nurses dressed in the kind of medical style that you just don't see any more. Consisting, as it did, of white high heels, fishnet stockings, short slashed skirt and tightly fitting blouse with several buttons missing from the top. The dress code had been instigated by Dr Druid, who held a lot of clout at the cottage hospital.
At the arrival of Derek and Kelly Anna, Dr Druid waved away the nurses. The taller of the two, the bearded one called Gavin, said, 'Call us if you need, us, Dr Druid.'
'Thank you,' said the doctor, and he gave Gavin's bottom a pat.
'Outrageous,' said Kelly.
'I know,' said the doctor. 'But what good is having power, if you don't abuse it every once in a while?'
Derek shook his head and Kelly began to tease at her hair. 'Do you want to tell us all about it?' Derek asked.
'In confidence,' said the medic. 'And on the understanding that no blame whatsoever attaches to my person. I want it to be made clear that I did everything I could for those patients and that no trace of fault can be laid at my door. I am innocent of all charges.'
Derek took from his pocket one of those miniature tape-recording jobbies that newspaper reporters always carry in their pockets, and which have an uncanny habit of switching themselves on and recording incriminating information when the reporter has sworn upon the life of his ancient white-haired old mother that all he is being told is 'strictly off the record'.
'I assume you want this strictly
'Absolutely,' said the doctor. 'And none of it's my fault.'
'Yes, I'll make that very clear. Now what
'Gone?' said Derek, shaking his head. 'They really just vanished? Right in front of your eyes?'
The doctor now spoke in the whisper known as hoarse. 'I know what it is,' he whispered. 'I'm not stupid. I know what it is.'
'Go on,' said Derek.
'This is
Derek made a show of pressing tape-recorder buttons. Strangely the recorder continued to record.
'Go on,' Derek said once more.
'The Rapture,' said the doctor, round eyes darting upwards, head upon his shoulders going nod, nod, nod.
'The