That perked her up.
'His wife divorced him, threw him out of the house.'
It made little Debbie sit up straight, a gleam in her eye. She said, 'I knew it. When?'
'It just became final.'
'They were married what, a year?'
'A little over. There was a prenuptial agreement, so her fortune won't be seriously broken into. Randy's paid off and gets to keep the restaurant.'
'He got a restaurant out of it?'
Little Debbie showing resentment.
'Downtown Detroit, on Larned.'
'The son of a bitch. Why didn't you tell me?'
'The divorce was only final a couple of days ago.'
'I mean about the restaurant. What's the name of it?'
'Randy's, what else. He bought a bar and put a lot of money into it, his wife's.'
'Why does he get to keep it?'
'As part of the settlement. She doesn't like the neighborhood. So it's in his name, but I think there might be a partner involved. At least that's what my source tells me.'
'What I don't understand,' Debbie said, 'why it took his wife over a year to find out he's a fucking snake. She should've known the first time he shed his skin.'
'You use that in your act?'
'I just thought of it.'
'What's it mean?'
'What snakes do, they molt. I'll see if I can make it work.' She said, 'I'll bet he got a boat out of it, too, the son of a bitch.'
'The ex-wife keeps the boats and the country clubs, Detroit and Palm Beach. Randy can have his membership at the DAC if he wants to pay the bills. I have a lawyer friend in the same firm as the guy representing him. That's how I happen to know about the settlement, the main points. Randy comes away with the restaurant and a few million after the lawyer takes his cut. You would think the ex-wife,' Fran said, 'a woman with all her dough and clout, would've had Randy investigated before they got married.'
'You don't know him,' Debbie said, 'he's a world-class bullshitter.
I believed him, didn't I? And I make a living looking for fraud.'
'I didn't mean to upset you.'
'I'm not upset, I'm still pissed, that's all.' She looked over at a table where a child was crying, brought her gaze back and her expression was calm, a cool look in those blue eyes. 'Have you been to the restaurant?'
'Only for a drink. It looks like a men's club. You see tables of business suits, out-of-towners, guys calling on the car companies.'
Fran paused. 'I'm told you might see bimbo-type ladies there in the evening.'
'It's a pickup bar?'
'Not the kind you're thinking of. I'm told the ladies are pros, highclass call girls.'
'Imagine,' Debbie said, 'your purpose in life is to give blow jobs to auto execs. I'll have to drop by when I get my release, say hi to Randy. I always knew he was a pimp.'
'You realize,' Fran said, 'I hesitated telling you.'
'Don't worry, I won't do anything dumb.'
'Now that you know what it's like in here. You're out next week, start with a clean slate… Which reminds me, my brother should be home soon, from Africa.'
'That's right, the priest.'
'If' he hasn't gone native on me. He writes a letter, it's about the weather. Or what the place smells like.'
'He's due for a vacation?'
'First one in five years. There's still that tax fraud indictment hanging over him. We have to get that cleared up.'
'What'd he do, cheat on his income tax?'
'I thought I told you about it.'
'You didn't tell me about the restaurant, either.'
Randy the snake still on her mind.
'This is state, the Wayne County prosecutor's office. I've been on it since he left. They've just about agreed to drop the indictment, but want to talk to Terry first, when he gets home. It comes down to his word against statements made by two other guys. But since Terry's a priest, and I find out the assistant prosecutor I've been dealing with is a devout Catholic-'
'Fran, I don't know what you're talking about.'
'Really? I would've sworn I mentioned it to you. The allegation involves Terry smuggling a truckload of cigarettes from Kentucky to Detroit, the purpose, to avoid paying the state tax, Terry and two other guys, the Pajonny brothers. Terry left right after they were busted and the Pajonnys rolled over on him to plead down, saying it was his idea and he took off with their share. So on the strength of that Terry was indicted, but by then he was in Africa.'
'Your brother the priest,' Debbie said, 'I want to get this straight, is a fugitive felon?'
'He didn't know about the charge. He went over there to help out our uncle Tibor, forty years a missionary, Tibor Toreki. I told you about him, how he used to stay with us?'
Debbie said, 'I'm confused.'
And now Fran was shaking his head. 'I didn't tell it right. Terry wasn't a priest yet when he got involved with the cigarettes. He wasn't ordained till he got over there, and took his vows.'
She still looked a little confused, saying, 'All right, how does a guy who's about to become a priest get into smuggling cigarettes?'
'He drove the truck, that's all. He didn't know it was the pop crime of the nineties. The state raised the tax to seventy-five cents a pack, but didn't add a stamp, so a lot of people got into it. It was lowrisk, no one got hurt-' He could see Debbie, hunched over the table, thinking up another question, and he tried to head her off.
'Terry gets home, you'll have to meet him. You remind me of him, your attitude about things.'
'The two guys,' Debbie said, 'the Pajonnys-I love the name-they were friends of his?'
'From school, years ago.'
'It was their idea?'
'They hired Terry to drive the truck, period.'
'And they tried to put it on him and went down.'
'The state,' Fran said, 'claimed they were losing a hundred and fifty mil a year in tax revenues, so they made an example of the Pajonnys, hit 'em with five to ten. Johnny's already out.'
Debbie said, 'Johnny Pajonny. It gets better. Was he in any trouble before?'
'On occasion, but he'd never done state time.'
'What about Terry?'
'Never in any trouble before this-even though he was always kind of a tough kid. When we were little and I was what you might call pudgy?'
'What're you now, hefty?'
'Be nice. Who else comes to visit?'
'The other kids picked on you.'
'The morons, they'd call me Fat Francis, make fun of my name.
'Oh, Fran-cis, where're your dolls?' Or they'd call me Frannie, which I hated. But if Terry was around, uh-unh, they left me alone.'
'Your big brother.'
'Actually he's two years younger, but was a real hardnose, played football three years in high school, liked to box-he'd take on bigger guys, it didn't matter. Even if he was getting beat up he always hung in.' Fran's expression softened, seeing Terry the priest now in his white cassock. He said, 'I've been thinking, five years in an African
