'Shall I dance for you, lord king?'
'Go howl!' Gerin exclaimed. If Rihwin hadn't got drunk and danced an obscene dance, Ricolf the Red would have wed Elise to him, and then
… Gerin didn't know and then what. The world would have been vastly different for him. He did know that.
The chamber Duren gave him for the night was only a couple of doors down from the one in which he'd slept twenty-one years before, the one in which Elise had begged him to help her escape from a marriage to Wolfar of the Axe, a marriage that, most sensibly, she did not want. Before too long, she'd been wed to the Fox, which also turned out to be a marriage she did not want. Duren couldn't have known where his father had stayed on that earlier visit. Gerin had no intention of ever telling him.
Van had been in the next room then. He was in the next room now. He'd brought a serving girl in there then. He'd brought a serving girl in there now. (The walls were thin; Gerin had no doubts.) He'd been unattached then. He was married to Fand now. Gerin hoped he wouldn't bring her back an itemized list of his infidelities on campaign, as he'd been known to do. Life was hard enough already.
The outlander didn't have the stamina he'd enjoyed two decades before. Quiet returned now sooner than it had then. Gerin took advantage of the quiet to go to sleep. He woke up in the middle of the night. In the next room, Van was snoring. So was the girl. They kept Gerin awake almost effectively as they would have, making love. After a while, he did drift off again.
He woke the next morning with a headache that wasn't quite a hangover. A jack of ale and some bread and honey made it retreat if not disappear. Van washed raw cabbage down with his ale, suggesting he had more morning pain than Gerin did. Seeing the Fox watching him, he grinned and said, 'I keep reminding myself what a good time I had last night.'
'Last night, I kept reminding myself how miserable I'd be today if I let myself drink too deep.' The Fox felt smugly virtuous for feeling as good as he did.
'There's the difference between us, all right,' Van said. 'I had the good time, and I'll take the bad that goes with it. You miss the bad, aye, but you miss the good, too, sometimes.'
'Some people like mountains and valleys,' Gerin replied. 'Some people like flatlands better. Me, I'm one of them. Besides, I don't really want any woman but Selatre-mm, not enough to do anything about it, anyhow. And,' he added with considerable dignity, 'I don't snore.'
'Honh!' Van said. 'That's what you think.'
When Adiatunnus didn't come out for breakfast as soon as Gerin thought he should, the Fox asked Duren to send a servant to pound on his door. Adiatunnus duly emerged, looking much worse for wear than Van did. 'You see, son?' Gerin said to Duren. 'He was slow getting up when we campaigned against the Gradi, and he still is.'
'I'm not slow, Fox darling,' the Trokm? said, in the cautious tones of a man who does not want to hear himself talk too loud. 'What I am is dead. Be after having some respect for the corp of me.'
He shuddered at the first taste of ale, but looked more lifelike after he'd downed a couple of jacks. 'Since you may not have to bury him in the courtyard after all,' Gerin said to his son, drawing a glare from Adiatunnus, 'we'll be off soon.'
'I don't know, Fox,' Van said. 'Remember, the rest of the woodsrunners are liable to be as sleepy as this one is. We may not be out of here for two or three days.'
'And to the corbies with you as well,' Adiatunnus said. 'Remind me once more we're allies, so I don't go cutting your throat from the sheer high spirits of it.'
'You and which army?' Van returned politely.
They were just warming to the debate, and still on this side of sword and axe and mace and spear, when Gerin said, 'Slaughter each other some other time, if you must, but remember for now that we have to take on Aragis first.'
'Sure and it's all the fun out of life you're stealing,' Adiatunnus said, and Van rumbled agreement. The two of them united, quite happily, in complaining about the Fox till the army left Duren's keep and headed off to the south.
**
Balser Debo's son's driver brought his chariot up alongside the Fox's. 'Now we're getting close to my lands,' Balser said. 'Better country, if you'll forgive my saying so, than what you've got up around your own keep.'
'Maybe,' Gerin answered. 'The timber's a little different-you've got more elms and beeches and such down here, not so many pines. And your peasants can plant a few days earlier in spring and won't have to worry about frost quite so soon in the fall.'
'Better country, as I said.' Balser sounded smug.
'Maybe,' Gerin said. 'Or better some ways, might be a truer way to put it. You'll grow a few things we don't. But the Elabon Way here has gone back to gravel, because peasants and local lords plundered the stone paving when there was nobody around to tell 'em they couldn't or shouldn't.' As if to prove his point, gravel kicked up from one of the wheels to Balser's chariot and hit him in the hand. He grunted. 'Wasn' t even gravel here when this land first came under my suzerainty.'
Balser coughed. 'Well, lord king, the way that works is, you do what you think you have to do for the moment, and let later on take care of itself.'
Gerin knew what that meant. It meant Balser and his vassals-and his serfs, too, if they thought they could get away with it-had been plundering the Elabon Way in his holding for building stone whenever they needed it. He wouldn't do anything about that, not when it had happened before Balser was his subject. He did say, 'No more pulling up paving stone. That's all over now. If the road weren't here, Balser, we wouldn't be able to get to your holding fast enough to do you any good about Aragis.'
'I suppose not.' Balser, plainly, hadn't looked at it in that light before. Just as plainly, he didn't care, either.
'I mean it,' the Fox said. 'This is part of what you bought when you gave me homage and fealty. The Elabon Way is the one good thing the Empire left behind when it pulled back from the northern lands. I' ve done everything I could to keep it in good shape. It's turning into the backbone for my own kingdom.'
'Well, yes, I have seen that you care about it,' Balser admitted. 'It's only a road, though, after all.' He and Gerin looked at each other with complete mutual incomprehension.
'You'll have to get used to some new ways of doing things, now that you are my vassal,' Gerin said, and let it go at that.
'Yes, lord king.' Balser didn't sound dutiful. He sounded resigned. The Fox had no doubt about what he was thinking: something on the order of, How many of those new ways of doing things will I really have to get used to, and how many will I be able to ignore? Every one of his new vassals had thoughts like that. After a while, they-or most of them, anyhow-got the idea that the new ways-or most of them, anyhow-worked pretty well.
When Gerin had come by this road years before, on his way down to the City of Elabon with Elise and Van, he'd thought the barons here well away from the River Niffet were soft. They hadn't trimmed the brush back from the road as well as they should, they hadn't kept their castles in good repair, they'd half forgotten they were supposed to be fighting men.
The past twenty years and more had changed that. The Trokm? invasion, the eruption of the monsters from under Biton's shrine, and endless rounds of strife among the Elabonians themselves meant barons who weren't alert didn't live long. The ones who did live made sure no one ever got the chance to take them by surprise.
'Still no move from Aragis,' Gerin said when they made camp that evening. 'That's not like him. He's never been one to bluff and then back down. If he says he'll do something, he does it. He's a bastard, but a reliable bastard.'
Not far away, an Elabonian fell on his face, as if he'd tripped over a stone in the grass. But there were no stones in the grass; the meadow was as smooth as an ornamental lawn in front of a high functionary's residence in the City of Elabon. Ferdulf giggled.