of the time. He did not, in Gerin's view have reason to be arrogant when he was talking about making a god afraid. Maybe, when he was older, Ferdulf would figure that out for himself. Maybe he would stay arrogant as long as he lived. Maybe, if he stayed arrogant around gods, he wouldn't live so long as he expected.
Rihwin drank yet again. 'We implore thee, lord of the sweet grape, to favor us with thy presence,' he said.
When nothing happened, Gerin began, 'Well, all right, you've had yourself some wine, Rihwin, but the lord of the sweet grape doesn't-'
And then the lord of the sweet grape did. Glowing softly, Mavrix appeared before Gerin, Rihwin, and Ferdulf. The Sithonian god did not look happy. Mavrix, in fact, looked intensely annoyed. 'Well, what is it now?' he asked in a peevish voice. 'You keep bellowing in my ear until I can hardly hear myself think. Rudeness, that's what it is.'
'Welcome, lord of the sweet grape,' Gerin said. Now that Mavrix was here, he had to make the best of it. 'We have summoned you to the northlands once more to implore you for aid against the Elabonian Empire, and-'
'And to take your much-used backside out of here, and never come back again,' Ferdulf broke in.
'Is that so?' Mavrix said. Between that and so he moved from where he had been to right next to Ferdulf, apparently without crossing the intervening space. He seized his son. Ferdulf squalled and tried to get away, but could not. Mavrix gave Ferdulf a harder, more thorough spanking than Gerin had ever dared administer. 'This is for the filthy tongue in your head.' After a brief pause, he walloped his son again, harder than ever. 'And this is for presuming to tamper with the blood of the sweet grape-so much wine wasted, so much wine men will never drink.'
In an aside to Gerin, Rihwin muttered, 'I'd do that to Ferdulf for wasting a wagonload of wine, too, if only I dared.'
'Mavrix has the power to do it,' Gerin whispered back.
Presently, Mavrix left off chastising Ferdulf, who collapsed in a weeping puddle. The Sithonian god turned his fathomless black eyes on the Fox. 'What were you saying before we endured that tasteless interruption?'
'Lord Mavrix, I was saying that I hoped you might change your mind and aid me against the forces of the Elabonian Empire,' Gerin replied.
'No,' Mavrix said. He then repeated himself several times, at increasing volume: 'No. NO. NO! Does that adequately acquaint you with my feelings in this matter?'
'But why not, lord?' Rihwin asked.
'Why?' Mavrix screeched-yes, he was exercised, and Gerin felt a certain amount of relief that Rihwin had beat him to the question. Since this whole summoning had been his fellow Fox's idea, let the ohso-clever fellow take the heat for it. And heat there was. Mavrix continued, high and shrill, 'I am not required to tell you anything, you pustule on the backside of this backwoods nest of barbarians!'
'I know you are not required to do anything of the sort, lord,' Rihwin said: for a wonder, he had the sense to walk very small. 'I thought you might, in your great generosity, deign to tell me, that's all.'
'Well,' Mavrix said, somewhat mollified by a mortal's flattery. ' You are trying. But then, you are trying, too, if you take my meaning.' He stuck out his tongue at Rihwin, but then drew it back in. 'All right. All right. If you must know, if you must, one reason I have no interest whatever in coming to your aid is on account of what this little wretch did.' He dug his foot into Ferdulf's ribs in what was half a poke, half a kick.
'I didn't do half of what I wish I could,' Ferdulf snarled.
Mavrix ignored him, which was probably his good fortune. The Sithonian god went on, 'Don't you think there's a basic rudeness involved in insulting a deity and then beseeching him for aid? Don't you?'
'Lord, I did not insult you,' Rihwin said. 'Gerin the Fox did not insult you. We are the ones who seek your aid, not your son.'
Gerin would have been just as well pleased-better than just as well pleased-had Rihwin not mentioned him. But, when Mavrix turned those deep, deep black eyes his way, he found he had no choice but to nod. 'Assuredly, lord, I offered you no insult,' he said, and that was true-he, unlike Ferdulf, knew better than to insult a god.
'I don't care,' Mavrix said sniffily. 'My son insulted me, and he associates with you. Therefore, you might as well have insulted me.'
That was breathtakingly unfair. Had Gerin really wanted Mavrix's aid, he would have protested loud and long. Since he didn't, he contented himself with saying, 'I myself would never do such a thing, and I cannot control everyone who associates with me.' He gave Rihwin a pointed stare.
'I don't care,' Mavrix repeated. 'I am insulted, and one of yours insulted me. You get nothing from me in return.'
'I'm not one of his!' Ferdulf shouted. 'I'm yours.'
'He showed me a pleasant peasant wench to tempt me to his keep,' Mavrix answered, pointing at Gerin. 'I let myself be tempted… and then I let myself be tempted. You, Ferdulf, are the result.'
Ferdulf's curses, aimed impartially at Gerin and Mavrix, were loud and fierce and vile. In point of fact, Rihwin, who had a more intimate acquaintance with the charms of peasant women than did Gerin, had chosen Fulda, who'd proved tempting to Mavrix. Gerin refrained from mentioning that. Ferdulf was quite upset enough as things were.
Rihwin said, 'What other reasons have you for refusing, lord?'
'None I need discuss with you,' Mavrix said haughtily. 'None I intend discussing with you. Whatever they may be, they are mine, and no business of yours in any particular.'
He'd said pretty much the same thing about his first reason, which made Gerin, whose curiosity never rested, ask, 'Can we not persuade you to explain yourself?'
Maybe Mavrix would have explained himself, maybe he wouldn't. Before he could speak, though, Ferdulf broke in: 'Can we not persuade you to bugger off? Can we not persuade you to take a flying futter at fast Fomor, as the Trokmoi say? Can we not persuade you to-?'
Gerin did not get a chance to find out what else Ferdulf might have wanted to persuade his father to do, because Mavrix gave the demigod another licking, more savage than either of the first two. Demigod Ferdulf might have been, but he was not strong enough to withstand punishment from a god. He wailed and shrieked and made noises not far different from those any child might have made after a drubbing from its father.
Through that racket, Mavrix said to Gerin, 'You see how it is. This north country is unpleasant enough without the insults. With them, it is intolerable. I go, and, if fate be kind, I shall not return.' He vanished.
'Well,' Gerin said to Rihwin, 'so much for that.'
'Er-yes, lord king,' Rihwin answered. 'I think it shall be some long while before I once more seek to have aught to do with Mavrix, lord of the sweet grape.' He sketched a salute and strode off, shaking his head.
That left Gerin alone with Ferdulf, not a position he would have chosen. But the choice was not his to make. He thought about walking off, as Rihwin had. Ferdulf, after all, had been the author of his own troubles. The Fox was mildly surprised to discover himself not hardhearted enough to leave the battered little demigod by himself in his pain.
'Are you all right?' he asked Ferdulf.
'You can bugger off, too,' Ferdulf growled. 'You're laughing at me. You hate me. Everybody hates me.'
'Not quite everybody,' Gerin answered, 'though that certainly isn' t from any lack of effort on your part. You seem to go out of your way sometimes to make yourself hateful.'
'Go away,' Ferdulf said. 'You're not my father. I haven't got a father. As far as I'm concerned, he isn't real. He doesn't exist.'
'You were scandalized about the foolish god of the Weshapar, who said the same thing about his neighbor gods,' Gerin said. 'Do you think it sounds any wiser coming out of your mouth?'
'I don't care,' Ferdulf said. 'I just don't care. You had a proper father, a father who cared about you.'
Gerin burst into laughter so bitterly raucous, it made Ferdulf stare. The Fox said, 'What in the five hells do you know about it? My father thought he could cure me of books and make me a warrior with the back of his hand. It was only when he finally figured out he was wrong that he shipped me over the High Kirs to be rid of me.'
'But you ended up a warrior anyhow,' Ferdulf said.
'So I did,' Gerin said. 'But that was my doing, not his-and I didn't waste his time and mine with a pack of childish tricks and tries for revenge.'
'I am not a child,' Ferdulf said. 'I am a demigod.'
