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‘He said that it meant I was off the hook. That I could do what I liked – take drugs, sleep around, steal stuff, be a total loser – and none of it would be my fault because some hypnotherapist had granted me victim status. Can you believe somebody would say that? I cried all night.’

Dove twisted a handkerchief between her dainty fingers in anguish at this painful memory.

‘Camera Four.’ Deep within the control suite the editor issued his instructions. ‘Extreme closeup on Dove’s hands.’

Dale saw the shot cut up on her monitor and put her hand on top of Dove’s.

‘You’re saying that Delamitri didn’t believe your very real heartache was anything more than a ploy?’

‘That’s right. He asked me how much I’d paid my hypnotherapist and when I told him three thousand dollars he said it was peanuts.’

‘Peanuts? Three thousand dollars?’ said Oliver, who earned eight million a year. ‘Well, I guess those Hollywood types never pretended to live down here in the real world with us ordinary folk, did they?’

‘He said that a hundred thousand dollars would have been cheap. He said what price could you put on getting an excuse to screw up your life.’

‘These guys just don’t think the rules of common decency and good manners count for them, do they?’

‘I guess not.’

‘So what did you say?’

‘I told him I had uncovered a deep and painful wound.’

‘Way to go, Dove. Feisty stuff,’ said Oliver. ‘We’ll be hearing more about Dove’s deep and painful wound and millionaire Delamitri’s cold indifference to her suffering after these messages.’

‘Excess wind can blight your life,’ said the sweet old lady standing in the park with her dogs.

*

‘I have uncovered a deep and painful wound,’ Dove said, attempting to fight her corner but making a pouty, sulky hash of it. She felt exposed and out of her depth. She did not really know how to handle men when they were not trying to sleep with her. Bruce just laughed. People were listening now but he didn’t care. Having personally spouted bullshit to a billion people earlier in the evening, he was not going to put up with it from anyone else.

‘Oh, I see,’ he said. ‘A deep and painful wound, but not quite deep and painful enough for you to notice until you paid some guy thousands of dollars to point it out.’

*

‘He didn’t say that!’ Dale said as Dove relived her terrible experience on the following morning.

‘He did say it,’ Dove protested. ‘Everybody heard.’

‘Let me get this straight here.’ Oliver adjusted his glasses and peered at the imaginary notes he’d been making. ‘He utterly denied the validity of the terrible emotional abuse you’d suffered? He accused you of making it up?’

‘Yes, he did, Oliver.’

‘Is that legal? I’m not sure that’s even legal.’ Oliver glanced about a bit. He liked to give the impression that behind the camera was a crack team of lawyers and researchers who would leap into action at the merest nod from the great man. In fact, behind the camera were a woman holding a powder brush and a woman holding a plastic cup full of water.

‘So what did you do?’ asked Dale. ‘What did you say?’

‘I said, “Mr Delamitri, just because you have made a lot of money exploiting the pain and suffering of others, that does not give you the right to exploit mine.” ’

‘Way to go, girlfriend,’ said Dale.

‘Right on, sister,’ said Oliver. ‘We’ll be back after this.’

‘As a woman you have a right to firm, uplifted breasts, no matter what your age.’

*

Dove lied on Coffee Time. In reality she had not been so courageous. Actually she had just stood there, tears of confusion forming in her eyes, wondering why this man was being so mean.

‘Anyway, what’s a little pain?’ Bruce said. ‘I mean, what would you be without that pain?’

‘Excuse me?’ Dove sniffed.

‘I’ll tell you. You’d be the same pointless and self-indulgent idiot that God made you, but you wouldn’t have anyone to blame it on.’

Dove was fighting back the tears now. What had gone wrong? People were supposed to cluck sympathetically when you told them about your emotional abuse, not emotionally abuse you.

‘Take it easy, Bruce. You’ve had a couple.’ An old friend of Bruce’s tried to lead him away, having decided that both Bruce and the company that distributed his movies might regret this behaviour in the morning.

‘And I shall tell you why I’ve had a couple,’ Bruce answered triumphantly. ‘Because I have an addictive personality, that’s why. You know how I know? A court told me so. Oh yes it did, when I got busted for drinkdriving. That was my plea. That’s what I said. Not “I’m sorry your honour, I’m an irresponsible shit” but “I can’t help it. I have an addictive personality”. I drank the booze, I drove the car but it wasn’t my fault! I had a problem you see and it saved me a prison term… Hey, Michael!’

A huge movie star was passing. He turned at Bruce’s call, delighted to be hailed by someone of equal celebrity.

‘Getting any at the moment?’ Bruce enquired.

It was a cheap shot and it touched a nerve. The star had recently been exposed in the press as a serial adulterer. He turned away without further acknowledging Bruce.

‘Addicted to sex,’ Bruce explained to Dove. ‘Did you read that? He said it to Vanity Fair after being caught in bed with various ladies to whom he was not married. He said he was addicted to sex. Not just a gutless, cheating little fuckrat, you notice. No. A sex addict. He had a problem, so it was not his fault.’

A little crowd had gathered by now, which was a considerable relief to Dove. She was extremely pleased no longer to be the sole target of Bruce’s anger.

‘Nothing is anybody’s fault. We don’t do wrong, we have problems. We’re victims, alcoholics, sexaholics. Do you know you can be a shopaholic? That’s right. People aren’t greedy any more, oh no. They’re shopaholics, victims of commercialism. Victims! People don’t fail any more. They experience negative success. We are building a culture of gutless, spineless, selfrighteous, whining crybabies who have an excuse for everything and take responsibility for nothing…’

*

‘He mentioned shopaholics?’ Oliver asked on the following morning. ‘Do you think that possibly, in some weird, uncanny, unconscious way, he was connecting there with the Mall Murderers? After all, what are malls full of? Shops, right?’

‘Right,’ said Dove, but slightly hesitantly.

‘And what are shops full of? Shopaholics!’

‘And murderers,’ Dale added helpfully.

‘Exactly,’ said Oliver. ‘Maybe, in some weird, uncanny, unconscious way, Bruce Delamitri knew what was coming.’

*