She was mad, Bruce knew that. Not just angry or hysterical, not just perversely politicized in an aggressive and unpredictable manner, but stark raving
‘Please, Brooke, please, this is not necessary.’
He was trying to turn his eyes into limpid pools of calm and compassion. It didn’t seem to be working.
‘Kiss my fucking feet, muthfukka!’ she shouted. Screamed, in fact. Her voice cracked with forced volume so that the ‘fucker’ ended up a rasping squeak – which in no way diminished its furious power.
Kiss her feet? Bruce had to concentrate. Of course he must kiss her feet immediately, but how did she want them kissed? Hard? Soft? Should he take one gently in his hand and turn his lips into tiny butterflies fluttering all over them from toe to ankle? Should he prostrate himself before her and suck her toes like a hungry animal at its mother’s teat? If he let his tongue explore between the digits, would that make her melt and lower the gun or would it add flames to her fury and cause her to lose what was left of her fragile selfcontrol?
‘I said kiss my fucking feet!’ Brooke demanded again.
Bruce dropped to his knees without any particular plan of approach in mind and nuzzled vaguely at her toes.
‘I said kiss ‘em, not wipe your nose on them,’ she barked.
He attempted to raise his game. He kissed her big toe, then her little toe, then he kissed them all in a row, one by one. What next? Back again? He kissed back down the row. Then maybe repeat the whole process on the other foot? He did that. Then he did the whole thing again.
That was it. He had kissed her toes. He was at a loss how to proceed. ‘Would you like me to lick them?’ he asked tentatively.
‘Don’t make me puke.’
Bruce’s neck was beginning to ache. He went through his kissing routine again but after that he did nothing. What could he do? He listened to Brooke’s breathing, trying to get a clue to her mood. Was it getting calmer? Could she be reasoned with? Could he somehow win her confidence, her trust, ingratiate himself? He had to be very calm and kind. Flattering even.
‘What do you want, you mad fucking bitch?’
It wasn’t meant to come out that way. Fear had blocked up his brain. He cringed on the floor, waiting for the punishment which must be his.
‘Are you scared?’ he heard her say.
What a question. ‘Yes, I’m scared.’
‘How scared?’
‘Very’ – pause – ‘fucking’ – pause – ‘scared.’
‘Good’ was all she replied.
Bruce’s neck was really aching now. ‘Look, Brooke, please tell me what you want.’
Brooke removed her foot from under Bruce’s lips. He could sense her kneeling down in front of him. Her hand appeared under his chin and gently brought his head up until he could look her in the eye again. What now?
‘I… want’ – her eye was steady but he could feel her hand shaking under his chin – ‘a… a part in your next movie.’
It took a moment to sink in. It wasn’t until he took an extreme closeup on the nervous look in her eyes that he started to believe it.
‘Put away your gun,’ he said, by way of a tester.
Brooke put her gun back into her handbag. It was obvious that she really was nervous now: her hand was shaking.
Bruce was nearly speechless. Not quite, however. ‘You mad, crazy fucking bitch!’ he shouted.
It was Brooke’s turn to be scared. Bruce’s fury was only just beginning, but clearly when it erupted fully it would be mighty indeed. She had to talk fast.
‘Your pictures make people horny and scared. What did I just do to you? Come on, be honest. I did it all in half an hour, first horny, then scared.’
‘Pamela Anderson makes me horny, Pat Buchanan makes me scared. I’m not going to put either of them in my movie.’ Bruce couldn’t believe he was even bothering to debate with this outrageous woman. ‘You made me kiss your feet! At gunpoint! I ought to call the cops!’
‘I’ve sent you fifty letters. Fifty! Did you see them? Did you read them?’
‘Have you any idea how many actresses and models write to me? I don’t see any of that stuff. I have people.’
‘Yeah, I guessed you didn’t. That’s why I decided to do what I did. I’m just a dumb model. Nobody would take me seriously as an actress.’
It dawned on Bruce that he had been playing patsy for the last five hours. ‘Have you been planning this all along?’
‘No. It occurred to me while we were watching
‘Well you don’t, you look fucking insane. I ought to throw you out.’
‘I made you horny and I made you frightened. Be fair – I did. Give me a chance.’
Bruce looked at her, barefoot, scared, breasts heaving with the tension of her own audacity. It was true. She had made him horny, she was, after all, spectacularly attractive, and she sure had frightened him.
‘Supposing I said it depended on your sleeping with me?’
‘No,’ Brooke replied. ‘I don’t screw on a professional basis.’
‘Pity.’
Bruce was not a dishonourable man. Having made the pass, he knew he had in a way committed himself. Besides he didn’t want to look cheap.
‘OK, I’ll give you a screen test anyway. Maybe you’re half as good as you think you are. Have your agent call me next week. Believe me, there is no chance that I will forget you.’
‘Thank you, Bruce, thank you very much. I promise I won’t disappoint you.’
‘You can’t disappoint me any more than you already have. I’ll call you a cab.’
‘What’s the rush? We still have some hours before your wife gets here.’
‘But you said…’
‘I said I didn’t screw on a professional basis. I already got my screen test.’
Bruce wondered for a moment if it was another trick. You don’t get over the kind of shock he’d had in a moment. If he embraced her, would he suddenly find himself with a knife at his throat? Brooke could see he was hesitating. She stepped forward, took his arms, folded them behind her and turned her face up towards his. Bruce hesitated no longer and within a moment they were welded together like an old steamboat. It was a great relief for both of them finally to reach the point towards which the whole evening had been heading. Bruce crushed his chest against hers, she crushed her thighs against his. Inevitably they lost their balance, but they didn’t care because the huge couch was ready to take their fall.
Now their lovemaking could begin in earnest. Bruce was on top of Brooke, his hands kneading her breasts through the delicate fabric of her gown. He could feel her nipples hardening and slipped his fingers beneath the silk in order to tease them further. Brooke had one hand on Bruce’s behind and one thrust down between their bodies, struggling at his fly zipper.
Closeup on Brooke’s face.
Her expression changes from passionate lust to shock mixed with horror. (She is staring upwards, past Bruce’s head, the back of which occupies the comer of the shot.)
BROOKE
