Linda Baker smiled in on them.
“Elevensies,” Vic said in his usual jovial tone. “That’s what they call it in England, having a morning snack break like this. It’s always around eleven o’clock.” He took a step into the room. “My, that crumb cake looks spectacular, Kate.”
“It is,” Alvirah said flatly. “Didn’t you adjust that door for Bessie, Mr. Baker?”
“As a matter of fact, I did, yes.”
“Is that why it swings open so easily?”
“It needs a bit more adjusting.” Clearly uncomfortable with the conversation, he turned to leave. “Well, I’m off to try my hand at the puzzle.”
They waited until the sound of Vic’s heavy footsteps and the bouncy staccato of Linda’s heels could no longer be heard. “You can’t insult that guy, can you?” Willy observed.
“It’s more than that,” Kate said. “He’s curious about what we’re saying. Thank God, I’m almost through clearing out Bessie’s room. He always hangs around when I’m in there.” She frowned. “You know, Alvirah, talking about the typewriter, the space bar has needed fixing too. Unless you type very slowly, it keeps skipping. That just dawned on me. I’ve been looking at the typewriter there in Bessie’s room, trying to remember what Bessie did say on Thanksgiving.”
Alvirah swallowed the last drop of coffee and regretfully declined a second piece of crumb cake. “Let me take a look at that typewriter,” she said.
There were a few sheets of plain paper in Bessie’s desk. Alvirah inserted one into the typewriter carriage and began to type. The carriage skipped several spaces whenever she touched the space bar, forcing her to use the back key constantly. “How long has it been like this?”
“At least since Thanksgiving.”
“Meaning either Bessie typed her will before Thanksgiving-which would have meant that she was lying in her teeth to Monsignor when he saw her the day after Thanksgiving-or she typed it over the weekend, literally one word at a time. Who’s kidding who?”
“But it doesn’t add up to proof, honey,” Willy reminded her. He looked at the stack of boxes against the wall in Bessie’s room. “Kate, can I help you with those?”
“Not yet. There’s one more thing to pack up, and I can’t find it. I put a pink-flowered flannel gown of Bessie’s out to wash, and now it’s disappeared. It had a streak of face powder on it, and I don’t want to let it go out soiled.” She lowered her voice and looked furtively over her shoulder. “You know, if Linda Baker didn’t dress like a dime-a-dance girl, I’d swear Vic might have taken it for her. Now what do you make of that?”
That afternoon, while Willy watched the Giants play the Steelers, Alvirah sat at the dining room table and once again listened to all the taped conversations she had collected concerning Bessie’s will and the townhouse. As she listened she made notes, her brow furrowing as certain remarks jumped out at her.
The score was tied, and the game was in the fourth quarter when she yelled, “I think I figured it out! Willy, Willy, listen to me. Would you have called Bessie a ‘dear, sweet old girl’?”
Willy did not take his eyes off the screen. “No. Never. Not on the best day of her life.”
“Of course not. Because she wasn’t a dear, sweet old girl. She was a tough, stubborn, crusty old girl. But that’s what it’s all about. And after all that trooping around I did with the Gordons, I finally figure it out sitting right here at home.”
Even though the Giants had made a first down and were on the Steelers’ three-yard line, Willy gave Alvirah his full attention. “What did you figure out, honey?”
“The Gordons never laid eyes on Bessie,” Alvirah said triumphantly. “They witnessed somebody else signing that will. Vic and Linda sneaked in a ringer while Bessie was watching her shows.”
Two hours later, Alvirah and Willy arrived at Kate’s townhouse with Jim and Eileen Gordon in tow. They already had alerted Monsignor Ferris and Sisters Cordelia and Maeve Marie to be there, and they found them sitting in the parlor with an equally bewildered Kate.
“Alvirah, what’s all this about?” Cordelia demanded.
“You’ll see. The heirs are joining us, aren’t they?” Alvirah asked.
“The Bakers?” Kate replied. “Yes, I told them you were coming, and that you said you’d have a surprise for them.”
“Wonderful. Kate, you haven’t met these nice people have you? Jim and Eileen Gordon witnessed-or thought they witnessed-Bessie signing the will.”
“Thought they witnessed?” the monsignor said.
“Exactly. Now, Eileen, you tell us what happened when you came in that day,” Alvirah said.
Eileen Gordon, an earnest expression on her pleasant face, said, “Well, if you remember, we had been out with Mr. Baker, showing him a simply beautiful duplex on West Eighty-first, right across from the museum. It’s in one of the finest buildings in the-”
“Eileen,” Alvirah said, struggling to control her irritation, “tell us about witnessing the will.”
“Oh, yes, well, Mrs. Baker had called, and when we arrived here with Mr. Baker, Mrs. Baker asked us to come in quietly. She said there was an elderly lady in the parlor who didn’t like to be disturbed when she was watching her programs. The door was shut, so we tiptoed up the stairs to the bedroom, where Mrs. Maher was waiting for us.”
“Elderly lady in the parlor!” Kate exploded. “That was Bessie!”
“Then who was in the bedroom?” Monsignor Ferris asked.
The Bakers were heard coming down the stairs. “Why don’t we ask Vic?” Alvirah suggested as the couple entered the parlor. “Vic, who was the lady you dressed up in Bessie’s pink-flowered nightgown? An actress? Another cheat who was in on the deal?” Baker opened his mouth to speak, but Alvirah didn’t give him a chance. “I have pictures of Bessie that we took here just a few weeks ago, at Thanksgiving-nice, clear close-ups.” She handed the photos to the Gordons. “Tell them what you told me.”
“She is definitely not the lady who was in bed and who signed that will,” Jim Gordon said, looking at the photos.
“Yes, there was a similarity, but no way is this the lady,” Eileen Gordon agreed as she vigorously shook her head.
“Tell us the rest, Eileen,” Alvirah suggested.
“When we came downstairs the door to the parlor had swung open, and we could see an old lady sitting in that chair.” Eileen pointed to Bessie’s chair. “She didn’t turn her head, but I could see her profile-she was definitely the lady in Alvirah’s Thanksgiving pictures.”
“How much more do you need to hear, Vic, old boy?” Willy asked. “Tomorrow morning, Kate files to contest the will, the Gordons tell their story and I give it a few days before you frauds are indicted.”
“I think it’s time for us to move on,” Vic Baker said pleasantly but quickly. “Kate, because of this misunderstanding, we’ll be leaving immediately. Come, Linda. We’ll pack right away.”
“Good riddance to the two of you. I hope you go to jail,” Alvirah called after them.
You told me to bring champagne,” Monsignor Ferris said to Alvirah a few minutes later as they stood in the dining room and he popped the cork on the bottle. “1 see why.”
Sister Cordelia and Kate were both just beginning to understand what all this meant. Now I’ll never have to leave my home,” Kate gasped.
“And I won’t have to abandon my kids,” Sister Cordelia exulted. “Praise be to God.”
“And to Alvirah,” Sister Maeve Marie said, holding up her glass.
For a moment a shadow came across Monsignor Ferris’s face. “Now if only you could set things right for that missing baby and retrieve the bishop’s stolen chalice, Alvirah.”
“As Alvirah always says, ‘It ain’t over till it’s over,’ Willy said proudly. “And as I always say, my money’s on her.”
