Lois had an evil gleam in her eye. “Rats have long tails, right? Kids around here train barn rats to sit on the handlebars and wrap their tails around them for balance. But you need to start them when they’re young. A tricycle is best.”
One of Lois’s favorite pastimes was to test Paoze’s gullibility. He’d called her on the cow tipping, but had swallowed the snipe-hunting story hook, line, and sinker. He was starting to nod as she patiently told him that rats preferred green bicycles because green was the color of garbage totes and everybody knew rats were smart about food sources.
I took pity on him. “Paoze, she’s doing it again.”
His dark skin flushed, and Lois said I’d ruined her fun.
“Hey, did you guys see?” Sara poked her head into the room. The store was at full complement today, thanks to the need to get the Halloween decorating done before Halloween. The two youngsters had afternoon classes, but had agreed to come in this morning.
“See what?” I ran more water into the teakettle.
“WisconSINs.”
“Wisconsin’s?” I asked. “Wisconsin’s what?”
“What? No, WisconSINs. You know, the blog.”
“Yes.” Paoze nodded vigorously. “This is where I read about the murder. This blog is about the people of Rynwood.”
“Is this part of the newspaper?” Though it had been years since I’d been on the
Sara shook her head, and blond hair whisked from side to side. “No, it’s anonymous. It’s been up at least a month. I can’t believe you don’t know about it.”
Lois sniffed. “I prefer to get my gossip the old-fashioned way.”
“Did you know about Don Hatcher?” Sara asked.
“Don the dry cleaner with the horrible jokes?” Lois rolled her eyes.“His wife was always whining about the cold winters, and a while back she just took off. Vamoose!”
“Yeah, but did you know Don’s getting a hair transplant?”
“A hair . . .”
There was a small stampede to the closest computer. I stayed behind to brew tea and brought a laden tray to the front of the store.
A short chorus of thank-yous was interrupted by Lois’s exclamation. “Did you see this? It says here that an S.W. drives to Chicago every other weekend to get her roots done. That’s got to be Stephanie Waldruss. She told me she was visiting her mother in assisted living!”
I blew across the top of my mug. “Maybe she does both,” I said, and got a withering look in response.
“Go to the entry about Mrs. Mephisto.” Sara pointed. “There it is. ‘Too Many Suspects to Count.’”
I watched the steam on my tea drift upward and thought the phrase had the ring of a mean-spirited epitaph.
Sara read on. “‘The heinous crime of murder was committed in Rynwood last night with the death of Agnes Mephisto, principal of Tarver Elementary. Her reign was marked by brouhaha after brouhaha, each of which created enemies for the aging woman.’”
Ouch.
“What is brouhaha?” Paoze asked.
“Look it up,” Sara said, and continued reading. “‘After ten years of Mrs. Mephisto, even eternally patient teachers could be seen marching away from meetings with clenched fists and a cloud of rage. Parents, with the welfare of their children on the line, were even more easily riled. Who’s to say one of these tormented individuals didn’t snap last night? Who’s to say the affair of the school buses wasn’t enough to drive some poor soul to murder? Who’s to deny the furor wrought by the elimination of Fish Fry Friday? Stay tuned to WisconSINs for the latest developments in the murder of Agnes Mephisto.’ ”
Lois turned. “You’re on the PTA. Could Agnes have been killed because of something at the school?”
My first reaction was to say, Don’t be silly. But then I remembered the hot anger on the playground last night and the fear that had snaked around my neck.
“What do you think?” Sara asked.
“That we need to get to work.” I picked up a spray can from the counter. “Cobwebs, anyone?”
Chapter 5
Police Chief Gus Eiseley offered me a mug of coffee. “Strong enough to pull your socks off.”
I demurred and sat in the proffered chair. The morning sun lit a metal desk, originally painted brown, but chipped down to bare metal at the corners and edges. Orderly stacks of paper covered the entire surface.
Gus and I had mutually attended countless church choir practices. His tenor section sat behind my alto contingent and, thanks to the Latin he’d taken in high school, I knew exactly how to pronounce
“So, Beth.” Gus set his coffee mug atop a bloated three-ring binder. “What can I do for you this morning?” He glanced at his wrist. Reflexively, I did, too. In any group larger than one, if one person looks at his watch, everyone will. Pavlov in action—or something. In this case it was still morning by forty-five minutes.
“I suppose,” Gus said, “that you want to know if the murderer of Agnes Mephisto has been apprehended and brought to justice. If we’ve been doing the job for which we’re being paid. If the marble bookend with blood on it was, in fact, the murder weapon. If we’ve gotten results on the DNA samples. If we have the slightest clue what we’re doing.”
“Um, no.” The Gus I knew was as mild mannered as Clark Kent and as patient as Mother Teresa. To hear him wax sarcastic was similar to hearing my very proper grandmother swear like a sailor.
“Sorry.” He slid his glasses up with his index finger and pinched the bridge of his nose. With a face unlined by aging or sun, he’d always looked about my age. Today, I believed he was the fifty he claimed to be.
I looked closer. “Did you get any sleep last night?”
“No. Winnie says it’s the first time since that big pileup on the highway five years ago.” His wife, Winnie, round and red as he was skinny and white, was constitutionally incapable of passing a garage sale. I loved her dearly and didn’t get to see her nearly enough.
“You’re tired.” I started to rise. “This can wait. It’s probably not that important.”
“If it’s about Agnes, I need to hear it.”
I thumped back into the chair. “I don’t know if it is or not.” I fidgeted with my purse. It had taken me all morning to gird up enough gumption to make the short walk to city hall. Twenty minutes ago, my information had seemed as if it might be useful. Now, I wasn’t so sure.
“Spill it,” Gus said.
I blew out my cheeks. “Yesterday evening, about six thirty . . .” The story of the stakes on the playground came out bit by gory bit. Gus, far from dismissing the incident, started taking notes almost immediately.
“And you don’t know the name of Robert’s father?” Gus asked, pen poised.
“Oliver might.” Or not. Last names weren’t nearly as important as how high you could jump your bike. “I’ll ask him tonight.”
“No need.” Gus kept scrawling. “I’ll call the school. Claudia Wolff and who else?”
My older sister’s accusations from years past came back with a slap.
“Beth?”
I bounced forward thirty years. “Sorry. You’re not going to tell anyone I told, are you?”
“This is a police investigation.”
