my guilt by minding the booth so Steele could get some fresh air, but with no traffic, any houseplant could have done as much. By six-fifteen, the vendors had voted to close at seven, and Steele shooed me out shortly afterward.
“I can close up,” he said. “Go get a good seat.”
The ballroom had filled up again, and the Amazon security guards tried to direct me to the Rivendell Room with the overflow crowd. I managed to hook up with Nate in the corridor outside and make my way backstage.
The last amateur thespians struggled through their skit, visibly suffering from acute stage fright. Silly of them—the deafening noise level in the auditorium proved that no one was paying the slightest attention to their performances. Not even the judges, who kept craning their heads to see if Michael and Walker had arrived.
The last skit finally ended. I fished the camera out of my pocket and got ready to shoot. The Amazon mistress of ceremonies introduced Michael and Walker. When they walked onstage, a roar went up from the crowd, and suddenly I felt terrified.
How could someone be the focus of this much adulation and not be affected by it? I watched Michael smile and wave to the crowd. What if all his talk of TV fame being a bubble was just because he was tired and sick? What if, at some point, he decided this was what he wanted?
I didn’t mind the occasional trip to a convention, or a set where Michael was filming. But if he got used to this—came to like it more, perhaps couldn’t get out of his contract…what would happen to him? And to us?
He didn’t look like the same tired, depressed Michael I’d seen a few hours earlier. The nap had worked wonderfully. The nap and the energy boost he always got from going on stage.
And I’d been worried about Walker, too, since I’d last seen him in the green room tying one on. He seemed, if not sober, certainly not incapacitated. Remarkably cheerful for a man who had just lost the biggest role of his career. If there was any animosity between the two, they certainly didn’t show it on stage.
The two of them, clowning and playing off each other, auctioned off a motley collection of Porfiria paraphernalia for obscene sums. Several hundred dollars for an original script, or a prop actually used on the show.
But wasn’t the auction hour nearly over? And yet Michael and Walker seemed to be stretching each item out. As if killing time. I glanced at my watch. Seven fifty-five. The QB was supposed to judge the look-alike contest at eight, and I didn’t see her backstage.
“Hey, Meg,” Nate stage-whispered at my elbow. “Can you donate something to the auction? Or sell me something, and I’ll donate it? We can’t get the QB out of her room again.”
“Oh, God,” I said. “Yeah, let me run to the booth and find something.”
I had to get an Amazon security guard to escort me into the locked dealers’ room. Steele had secured the cashbox and the valuable stock before leaving. I rummaged through the cheaper items I had on hand, picked out a couple of daggers, and was about to leave when I noticed a note telling me to look in my cashbox.
I opened the cashbox to find my card key, and another note that said:
I wondered if this was the card Michael had lost that morning or the one I had lent him in the afternoon. And whether the other one would ever surface. No matter. I shoved it in my pocket and raced back to the auction. I handed over one dagger, keeping the other wrapped in my haversack in case they got desperate. And watched Michael and Walker coax bids out of the audience until a beaming fan triumphantly claimed the dagger for three times what he would have paid if he’d bought it from me that afternoon.
While Walker auctioned off a lunch with Maggie West, I saw Michael slip backstage and exchange a few words with Nate. Then he came over to me.
“What’s up?” I asked.
“They’re still trying to coax the boss lady out of her room,” he said. “Will you go see if you can lure her out?”
“Me?” I exclaimed, throwing up my hands. “You forget, I’m not her favorite person.”
“Tell her if she won’t come out, you’ll knock her down and drag her out,” he said. “She knows you’d do it, too.”
“I’d sic Mother on her, but I suppose you want her alive,” I said. “Has anyone tried having hotel security open the door with a master key? For that matter, I bet housekeeping could do it.”
“No idea,” Michael said.
“I’ll go and suggest it,” I said. “And then see what I can do.”
“Great,” Michael said.
He returned to the stage, and I hurried to the wing where the QB’s room was. For once, I didn’t make a single wrong turn.
A crowd stood in the hallway, staring at her door and arguing with each other in stage whispers.
“She still playing prima donna?” I asked.
“She still won’t come out, no,” one Amazon said.
“Have you called hotel security?” I asked. “They could probably open the door with a master key card.”
“They did,” a wizard said, shrugging. “But she has the latch on from the inside.”
I could see now that the door was open, but the security latch was on. I pushed the door as far as it would go…just enough to peek through, but all I could see was a small slice of beige wall.
“We’ll just have to be more persuasive,” another Amazon said. She stepped up to the door and knocked.
“Go away! I want to be left alone! I need my rest. Go away!”
The Amazons retreated a little way from the door and looked at each other, shaking their heads.
“This is ridiculous,” I muttered. Time to execute plan B. I fished out my newly recovered card key and went into our room. Taking out the dagger, I opened the door to the balcony. If any fans were still camped out, I expected they’d leave when I flourished the dagger at them. But the balcony was empty. I put down the dagger and climbed up onto the railing. The fans had been doing it for over a day now. Surely I could make my way from our balcony to the QB’s.
Maybe the fans helped each other, I thought, looking at the gap. What had I meant, only two feet? Two feet was enormous. And how had I failed to notice that while grass and bushes would cushion a fall from the far side of our balcony, the gap between our balcony and the QB’s had a concrete sidewalk below it.
Don’t be a wimp, I told myself. Clinging with both hands to anything within reach, I stretched my leg over and got my foot solidly on the other balcony.
This is too much, I thought, and was about to retreat, when I heard another knock.
“Go away!” the QB screeched. “I want to be left alone! Go away!”
Stupid cow, I thought. Anger brought back my courage, and I heaved myself over the gap and onto her balcony.
“Who cares?” the QB said, inside. “It’s mine.”
Who was she talking to?
The sliding glass door to the room was wide open. I peered in.
I didn’t see anyone. Not even the QB.
“Miss Wynncliffe-Jones?”
“Go away! Go away!” she shrieked.
“Don’t be silly,” I said, marching in. “You were due downstairs ages ago. You’re keeping everyone waiting and—oh, God!”
Lying between the dresser and the bed was a body. The QB’s body. Her dead body, given the wide open yet unseeing eyes. We needed the police—
And I needed to make sure I didn’t join her. She’d been talking to someone, only a few seconds ago.
I heard a slight noise in the bathroom. I wished I’d brought the dagger with me. I settled for grabbing an empty wine bottle that was sitting on a nearby table. Holding it above my head, I tiptoed over to the bathroom.
Which was stupid, I realized. I should go to the door, unlock it, and send those persistent idiots outside for the police.
I was about to do so when they knocked again.
