mouth.
It was nice to see that mouth used for something else besides telling people a load of lies.
She sincerely hoped that Margaret (or was it Mary, you could never tell unless they were both naked, one of them with a mole just above her temple of delight) had washed her feet. Jean was a stickler for that sort of thing.
Standards are everything.
She smiled at the thought and looked around the huge reception room which occupied the entire ground floor of the house.
Worth every penny, the red velvet curtains, the exotic ottomans and plush divans. The leather armchairs were another nice touch, big enough for two, especially one atop the other. A piano tinkled in the corner where some revellers gathered round to exercise their tonsils. Big Annie Drummond whose liking for cream buns had rendered her, save for the odd Italian, too gargantuan for normal service, laid her plump but delicate fingers on the keys. She played by ear and rarely hit a false note. A musical colossus.
Culture was omnipresent. The carpets were Persian or very near the thing, fine paintings on the wall, goddesses and the like, mostly unclothed in amorous pursuits with cherubs and satyrs. Jean had enjoyed her fill of both, in years gone by. She retained the appetite but had shifted focus. Her last lover had been a surgeon, a lithotomist who relieved the agony of stones in the bladder by cutting without killing by surgical shock.
He was in the habit of tracing his finger across the flat plain of her naked stomach as if mapping out an operation. It had got on her nerves after a while.
Jean’s eye was caught by another work which had pride of place in her art gallery. A masterpiece.
She was proud of her establishment. It had class. She often thought with the curtains, armchairs and suchlike, if you squinted slightly, ye might mistake the place for a gentlemen’s club.
Except for the girls. They made a difference.
A sweet disorder in the dress but nothing too overt, a bare shoulder for a man’s lips to brush, a
The quicker the better.
She had trained her girls well. They were a merry bunch and could trade a bawdy ribald wit with the best of them, provoking an appetite they were well capable of satisfying.
So, have at ye.
The place was heaving. Both Liberal and Tory electioneering operators, at each other’s throats these past months, now united in a common cause, debauchery, enmity forgotten, the Sabbath tomorrow, on Monday the vote is cast, it’s too late now. The battle is over.
Jean had a dozen kitties working the room and half as many upstairs on the bones. When that shift was over this lot would be well primed; and down in the cellar, flexing her muscles, lurked the French mistress, Francine.
She and her assistant, Lily, taught
The group at the piano burst into song,
One of them, a wee sniggery fat sausage of a man who, as a Liberal agent, anticipated he had more reason to celebrate than the opposite party, began to prance around the room.
His name was George Ballard, a Birmingham cove, and despite his unprepossessing appearance, a key member of the caucus which had out-organised the Tories, spreading out from the Midlands like a rash all over the country.
His real leader was the ex-cobbler, screw-maker and hard radical, Joseph Chamberlain, who was looking to the future. He was the coming man and the National Liberal Federation, his power base, had done more to win this election than any other. Chamberlain’s time would come.
George had suffered the condescension of the slimy toffee-nosed Horace Prescott and the rest of his cronies from the Rosebery camp, and had been forced to bite his tongue.
Now it was over, and he was off the leash.
He caught sight of himself in one of the gilded mirrors which hung in profusion round the walls, reflecting the starry gleam of the shining candelabra.
There he was, sweaty, red-faced, teeth like a ferret and twice as deadly.
He kicked his legs up, ‘Good for any game, my boys, Good for any game!’ he bawled.
The dance grew wilder to the extent that he was about to crash into something when he was suddenly grasped by the shirt front and sobered up rapidly as the music came to an abrupt halt.
The giant figure of Angus Dalrymple towered over him, his huge hands holding George as if he was a rag doll.
‘Ye’ll do yourself a harm, sir,’ he said solemnly.
George blinked, bobbed his head, then nipped back smartly to the piano.
The big ex-blacksmith turned, nodded politely to his two daughters and padded softly away.
Jean smiled to herself. Ye were never short of entertainment in a bawdy-hoose, no wonder she was so fond of the profession.
‘Drink up, gentlemen,’ she called softly. ‘The night is young, the girls are keen as mustard, who knows what the future may bring?’
The company, which had been rendered a trifle subdued at this laying on of hands, perked up again and the gathering resumed its rush towards a hectic gratification.
A side door which led down to the cellar opened and Lily Baxter, Francine’s wee rub-a-dub lovergirl, who enjoyed her ancillary infliction of pain with a vengeance, poked her curly head in and signalled urgently at Jean.
What was it now? Jean had spent a fortune on that cellar, the high point of which had been the purchase of the Berkley Horse. The apparatus had been shipped from London and arrived shrouded in thick white canvas like a piece of sculpture.
To go with such, the cellar walls were hung with an extravaganza of flogging implements – thongs, straps, an array of canes which ranged from thin and pliant to thick and thunderous – to say nothing of the prickly vegetation inside the Chinese vases. She made her money back right enough, especially when the General Synod was in session, but the maintenance cost was excruciating.
Francine demanded the very best to dole out the very worst and was forever plaguing Jean with fresh demands.
The Frenchwoman regarded herself as a martyr to flagellation. She considered that had it not been for her God-given ability to stripe with such precision, she would have pursued an artistic bent.
Jean had seen some of her drawings. They were mostly of Lily’s unclothed body, itself a delicious tribute to unbridled tribadism, and had a certain charm, but they were nothing compared to Francine’s talent for scourging the toughest hides.
The Frenchwoman was also an expert on the dark skill of hook and pulley, calculating bodyweight as precisely as the hangman.
Lily signalled again and Jean, muttering under her breath, crossed the room.
She spoke slowly and deliberately. Lily was a deaf mute. Nothing wrong with the length of her tongue, it just did not produce words. But she understood them well enough if you took the time.
‘What is it – you want – what is the matter with that bloody woman now?’
Lily grinned, then made a face to indicate a problem of some kind and beckoned Jean to follow her downstairs.
The cellar consisted of two large low-ceilinged rooms, one where the champagne was stored and the other
