“I don’t have that detail yet.”
“Bill, what are you thinking?”
“Sir, our intercept said,
“Intercept?” the SECNAV asked.
“NSA found two words in a message. One was the name of the safe house where the suitcase nukes were stored and the other was Roosevelt. I am sorry I didn’t think of the ship, Mr. Secretary.”
“Doesn’t matter, Mr. Hiccock. The ‘Big Stick’ was already on war watch. They couldn’t have been more prepared if you had a telegram with the exact date and time. But I see now why you asked about the secondary detonation.” The Secretary turned to the President as he gestured to the phone. “May I?”
“Of course.”
As the SECNAV got the commander of the
“Go ahead, Commander Halbrook, I have you on speaker with the President, the COS and Sci Ad.”
“As far as we can tell there was no nuclear detonation. There was, however, a nuclear event.”
“This is Hiccock. The boats went down to direct hits, commander?”
“Yes. In all, 10 shells were fired along with two ‘sea whiz’ systems on manual.”
“This is the President. Any idea who attacked you?”
“No sir. They disappeared in a blue-white flash, sir.”
“Good shooting, commander.” The president actually pumped his fist as the ex-combat fighter pilot in him responded to the neutralized threat.
“Sir, we train hard for this type of thing. I’ve got a cool, effective crew here, sir.”
“Commander, it’s Hiccock again. You did say CWIS, didn’t you?”
“Yes, two of our Phalanx systems open up in addition to the five-inchers.”
“Is that important, Bill?”
“Could be, sir. Those systems fire depleted uranium bullets. Commander, could the sea whiz have accounted for tripping the nuclear alarms?”
“Highly doubtful, Mr. Hiccock. One, they are truly depleted and two, our sensors are calibrated to take our own reactor and weapons like that out of the equation.”
“Commander, do you think you sunk a boat with a suitcase nuke on board?” Ray asked, summing up the whole reason for this call.
“Indeterminate, sir. Something set off the sensors and I guess a breached or destroyed suitcase nuke would let out a spike like that. I
“How deep is the water there, Commander?”
“Pretty deep, sir. At least three miles.”
“So we couldn’t recover it even if we could get close enough to the radiation,” the President guessed.
“Yes sir. I am afraid whatever it is, is going to be down there for good.”
The President looked around the room. “Anything else?” When no one answered, he said, “Again, job well done, commander. My commendation and gratitude to you and your crew.”
“Thank you, sir. I know the crew will be honored.”
The SECNAV ended the call and said, “Wes is a rock-steady commander, sir. It’s no surprise the
Then the intercom interrupted. “Mr. President, the National Security Advisor would like to join you.”
“Send him in, Doris.”
The NSA walked in and grabbed the remote to one of the five TVs in the Oval Office. He was getting numbers from his cell phone. “564. Got it!”
He punched 5-6-4 into the remote and on channel 564 was a feed from Al Jazeera. A ski-masked man sat reading a statement. Just then, another man from the State Department entered the office as interpreter and started translating immediately, “… praise unto him. The good and righteous forces of the brotherhood have on this day cut off the head of the great serpent in our holy waters. We have, in one act of justice, vaporized the mighty fleet of the Infidels. We have melted their ships and sent their sailors to an agonizing death. This is the power of the true, the righteous, the believers. And this is the fate of the Infidel. Allah be praised.”
On the screen, the whole thing started again. First, there was music then some hokey graphics of an old A- bomb test, scratches and all, superimposed over a picture of an American aircraft carrier. Then to the spokesperson in the mask who said, “Brothers of the great battle, we come to you tonight with joyous hearts and the goodness of praise onto him… The good and righteous….”
“That’s enough; we get the gist,” the President said.
“Obviously, they pre-recorded that and don’t know their mission failed yet,” Bill observed.
“Thank God,” the NSA said.
“It certainly supports the fact that the attack was with the loose nuke,” Ray said. “Melting ships, vaporized fleet.”
“It makes sense to me,” the SECNAV said. “The
“Also, she is purely a military target,” Reynolds added, “so world recrimination would be less than if they nuked, lets say, New York or L.A. where millions of civilians would die. It kind of makes sense politically.”
“When did these guys ever start making sense?” Hiccock wondered aloud. He started coming to the realization that he had been wrong about a detonation on U.S. soil. It bothered him; it shouldn’t, but it did nonetheless.
The looped message played one more time then it was abruptly cut off mid-sentence and a slide in Arabic went up.
“I think they just found out they celebrated a bit prematurely.”
The story on the attempted nuclear attack on the
Along with a giant sigh of national relief, blustering political posers invaded the cable and on-air news channels rewriting recent history. Most of them now clearly pointed out their skepticism over a terrorist actually detonating the suitcase nuke in a major city, declaring that they had an inkling that all these guys really wanted to do was attack a military target.
Then, in a wave of nationwide Alzheimer’s, everyone chastened President Mitchell for allowing America to think that its cities were ever in peril, when surely his experts and daily security briefings must have been telling him about the intended attack on the carrier.
Two final cultural nails were put into the coffin of the loose nuke nightmare. The first was that the website, MyCEP.com, went from four million hits a day, down to forty-four. Then came a “Saturday Night Live” parody of the Al Jazeera “Melted Ships” video. In this version, the masked terrorist spokesperson kept having premature orgasms as he tried to follow the script. It ended with a shot of 72 virgins, some bored, some sleeping, and some playing solitaire up in Heaven.
The audience response was the convulsive laughter born out of the deep terror shared just a few days earlier.
“I think it’s a great idea. You and my mom can plan my kid’s life. All I’ll have to do is show up and pay for everything.” Bill was being sarcastic — big mistake with a pregnant woman.