Hath still a martial feeling;So, when he sees a foe, behold! He charges him—with stealing.He cares not how much ground to-day He gives for men to doubt him;He's used to giving ground, they say, Who lately fought with—out him.When, for the battle to be won, His gallantry was needed,They say each time a loaded gun Went off—so, likewise, he did.And when discharged (for war's a sport So hot he had to leave it)He made a very loud report, But no one did believe it.
AN 'EXHIBIT'
Goldenson hanged! Well, Heaven forbid That I should smile above him:Though truth to tell, I never did Exactly love him.It can't be wrong, though, to rejoice That his unpleasing capersAre ended. Silent is his voice In all the papers.No longer he's a show: no more, Bear-like, his den he's walking.No longer can he hold the floor When I'd be talking.The laws that govern jails are bad If such displays are lawful.The fate of the assassin's sad, But ours is awful!What! shall a wretch condemned to die In shame upon the gibbetBe set before the public eye As an 'exhibit'?—His looks, his actions noted down, His words if light or solemn,And all this hawked about the town— So much a column?The press, of course, will publish news However it may get it;But blast the sheriff who'll abuse His powers to let it!Nay, this is not ingratitude; I'm no reporter, truly,Nor yet an editor. I'm rude Because unruly—Because I burn with shame and rage Beyond my power of tellingTo see assassins in a cage And keepers yelling.'Walk up! Walk up!' the showman cries: 'Observe the lion's poses,His stormy mane, his glooming eyes. His—hold your noses!'How long, O Lord, shall Law and Right Be mocked for gain or glory,And angels weep as they recite The shameful story?
THE TRANSMIGRATIONS OF A SOUL
What! Pixley, must I hear you call the rollOf all the vices that infest your soul?Was't not enough that lately you did bawlYour money-worship in the ears of all?[A]Still must you crack your brazen cheek to tellThat though a miser you're a sot as well?Still must I hear how low your taste has sunk—From getting money down to getting drunk?[B]Who worships money, damning all beside,And shows his callous knees with pious pride,Speaks with half-knowledge, for no man e'er scornsHis own possessions, be they coins or corns.You've money, neighbor; had you gentle birthYou'd know, as now you never can, its worth.You've money; learning is beyond your scope,Deaf to your envy, stubborn to your hope.But if upon your undeserving headScience and letters had their glory shed;If in the cavern of your skull the lightOf knowledge shone where now eternal nightBreeds the blind, poddy, vapor-fatted naughtsOf cerebration that you think are thoughts—