And all the trees within a mile,As tribute to that awful smile,Made haste, with loyalty discreet,To fling their shadows at his feet.Then rose his battle-cry: 'I'll spreadThat mammal on a slice of bread!'To such a night the day had turnedThat Taurus dimly was discerned.He wore so meek and grave an airIt seemed as if, engaged in prayerThis thunderbolt incarnate hadNo thought of anything that's bad:This concentrated earthquake stoodAnd gave his mind to being good.Lightly and low he drew his breath—This magazine of sudden death!All this the thrifty Wilson's glanceTook in, and, crying, 'Now's my chance!'Upon the bull he sprang amainTo put him in his churn. AgainRang out his battle-yell: 'I'll spreadThat mammal on a slice of bread!'Sing, Muse, that battle-royal—singThe deeds that made the region ring,The blows, the bellowing, the cries,The dust that darkened all the skies,The thunders of the contest, all—Nay, none of these things did befall.A yell there was—a rush—no more:El Toro, tranquil as before,Still stood there basking in the sun,Nor of his legs had shifted one—Stood there and conjured up his cudAnd meekly munched it. Scenes of bloodHad little charm for him. His headHe merely nodded as he said:'I've spread that butterman uponA slice of Southern Oregon.'
GENESIS
God said, 'Let there be Crime,' and the commandBrought Satan, leading Stoneman by the hand.'Why, that's Stupidity, not Crime,' said God—'Bring what I ordered.' Satan with a nodReplied, 'This is one element—when IThe other—Opportunity—supplyIn just equivalent, the two'll affineAnd in a chemical embrace combineAnd Crime result—for Crime can only beStupiditate of Opportunity.'So leaving Stoneman (not as yet endowedWith soul) in special session on a cloud,Nick to his sooty laboratory went,Returning soon with t'other element.'Here's Opportunity,' he said, and putPen, ink, and paper down at Stoneman's foot.He seized them—Heaven was filled with fires and thunders,And Crime was added to Creation's wonders!
LLEWELLEN POWELL
Villain, when the word is spoken,And your chains at last are broken When the gibbet's chilling shadeCeases darkly to enfold you,And the angel who enrolled you As a master of the tradeOf assassination sadly Blots the record he has made,And your name and title paintsIn the calendar of saints;When the devils, dancing madlyIn the midmost Hell, are veryMultitudinously merry—Then beware, beware, beware!—-Nemesis is everywhere!You shall hear her at your back, And, your hunted visage turning, Fancy that her eyes are burningLike a tiger's on your track!You shall hear her in the breezeWhispering to summer trees.You shall hear her calling, calling To your spirit through the storm When the giant billows formAnd the splintered lightning, falling