ape!’
I got some stares. Wide-eyed ones. I couldn’t care less, I was just warming up. Said, ‘C’mon, I’m right! It’s a generation in for massive disappointment when it wakes up. Christ, they can’t even afford their own homes… and they think they’re entitled to be idolised!’
Mac took the doofer off me, put a firm hand on my shoulder, forced me to sit.
‘What’s your problem?’ I said.
‘Gus, just fucking settle.’
‘I’m perfectly settled.’
‘You’re perfectly pissed, and perfectly hyped… This hill murder has fucked with your mind.’
‘Bullshit.’
Mac shook his head at me, delivered my pint. ‘You’re ranting at a kid on the television, Gus. What does that tell you?’
I knew exactly what it told me, but I wasn’t admitting anything. ‘I thought this place was bad when Col was behind the bar.’
Mac ran a towel over the countertop, changed tack: ‘I took a call for you earlier… Debs.’
I cooled right down. My ex-wife always had that effect; still does. ‘Right, what did she say?’
‘Nothing much — she’ll call back.’
‘No emergency, then?’
‘No, she just asked how you were.’
‘And?’
Mac shrugged.
‘Well, thanks anyway.’
He didn’t respond, looked away.
Silence, then, ‘I’ve been thinking: why don’t you split, Gus?’
‘ What? Where’s this came from?’
‘I mean, what’s to keep you here? You could go to Spain, catch some rays, maybe all this — ’ he leaned forward, tapped the bar — ‘body on the hill malarkey will have passed over by then.’
I tasted my pint, wiped the froth from my top lip. ‘Mac, I can’t do that.’
‘Horseshit! I’d scarper.’ His brows pinched.
‘You what…? Why?’
‘You’re fucking daft, Gus. Digging into this is only going to cause you grief.’
My life was grief; why should some more bother me? ‘Let’s just see how it plays.’
Mac stretched the corners of his mouth, displayed his bottom row of teeth. ‘I have a bad feeling about all of this: the law’s involved and Rab Hart and-’
I cut him back: ‘That Jonny prick’s full of crap.’
He turned around. I thought he was going to the till or to grab a bag of nuts, then I felt a hand on my shoulder, saw he was passing the baton. It was Hod. He ordered up a bottle of Stella and nodded to the snug. I picked up my Guinness and followed him.
‘It crossed my mind,’ said Hod, ‘after our last chat, you need to think about what you’re getting into.’
I shook my head, said, ‘Oh, y’think?’
I sparked up another tab. Like I was giving a shit about the smoke ban now. Right away, Hod took the cig off me, stubbed it. ‘You don’t need any more aggro.’
‘Got that straight.’
‘When you turned up Moosey on the hill, what did the wee pricks do?’
I kept my voice low. Even in the snug I wasn’t being overheard. ‘Here’s the thing: when they saw him for the first time, they were scoobied. Totally stunned. It was as much a surprise to them as it was to me to find a dead fucking body lying in a patch of bushes.’
Mac came over with a tray of drinks, sat down. ‘Where are we at?’ he said.
‘Up Shit Creek.’
I drained my Guinness, took a nip from the tray.
Mac took a sip of beer. ‘I still say split. It’s the best option. You’ve got the filth rattled, you’ve noised up a judge and you’re forgetting Rab Hart’s gonna have something to say when he sees your wee piece in the paper, Gus.’
Hod started to nod agreement, stroking the stubble on his chin to add some gravitas. ‘Mac’s right — in your boots, I’d nash.’
I stood up. Could have driven a Panzer through their idea, but went with: ‘This is pointless. If you’ve no sound suggestions, I’ll paddle my own canoe.’
‘Mind, the water’s choppy in Shit Creek,’ said Mac.
Chapter 8
My story appeared. Rasher made good on his promise of the front-page byline. There was a photo next to my name — I hardly recognised myself. Hoped nobody else would.
I was wrong.
Phone went: ‘Hello, Mam.’
‘Angus, what happened to your face?’
‘My face?’
I could hear her taking breath. She said, ‘I saw you in the paper. You could plant potatoes in those hollows… You’re not eating properly.’
Not a mention of the corpse, the case. I shrugged. ‘Well, y’know, I’m a busy guy, Mam.’
She didn’t buy it; maybe she hadn’t read the story at all. ‘Haven’t seen you in a while, Angus.’
‘Sorry, Mam, I’ve been meaning to-’
‘Well, you’re a busy man, like you say. Can’t expect you to keep up with my every move.’
I felt a wince. Flutters in my stomach. What could I say to that?
I didn’t get a chance. She said, ‘Are you back at the paper now, then?’
‘Not exactly.’
‘I can still remember the days when we’d see you in a coat and tie
… Seems a long time ago now, since you had the job and Deborah and
… I’m sorry, son, my mouth’s running away; I just don’t think.’
‘Mam, it’s okay.’ I moved the talk along, went for enquiring after my sister and brother, said, ‘And how’s Catherine and Michael?’
‘Well. Both well.’
‘Good. Good. That’s, er, good.’ God, what else could I say? I felt myself involuntarily looking at the clock.
‘Anyway, I’m glad to catch you, son… I’ve been meaning to ask you about something.’
‘What’s that?’
She paused, another deep breath, said, ‘I wanted to ask you… how you might feel about me selling off some of your dad’s trophies and medals.’
I didn’t know how to feel. They were something I never looked at. But, brute that he was, I felt we’d all played a part in earning those trophies — my brother and me, sister too — with beatings and scoldings. My mother earned her share in a million and one more painful ways. I saw her face in my mind: it was a road map of lines and hurt. How could I object to anything she asked of me? I’d been little or no use to the woman, ever. And the way things looked I saw no change on that front. Certainly no good change. Maybe worse was an option, though.
I said, ‘Mam, whatever you want to do is fine by me… whatever makes you happy.’
Her voice trembled. ‘Oh, Gus, if only.’
‘Come on, Mam.’
She started to cry. ‘You must think I’m just a silly old fool.’
