“That would be awful,” Herb said. “Imagine knowing you didn’t do something, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it from happening to you.”
“People die all the time,” Pat said, “for no good reason at all.”
“But the state doesn’t do it to them. That’s different, somehow.” Abie said, “But sometimes there’s just no fit response short of death.
Terrorists, for example. What would you do with them?”
“Shoot them out of hand,” Ray said. “Failing that, hang the bastards.”
“But if you’re against capital punishment—”
“You asked me what I would do, not what I think is right. When it comes to terrorists, home-grown or foreign, I don’t care what’s right.
I’d hang the fuckers.”
This made for a spirited discussion, but I tuned out most of it. In the main I enjoy the company of my fellow sober alcoholics, but I have to say I like it less when they talk politics or philosophy or, indeed, anything much beyond their own immediate lives. The more abstract the conversation got, the less attention I paid to it, until I perked up a little when Abie said, “What about Applewhite? Preston Applewhite, All the Flowers Are Dying
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from Richmond, Virginia. He killed those three little boys, and he’s scheduled for execution sometime next week.”
“Friday,” I said. Ray gave me a look. “It came up in a conversation earlier tonight,” I explained. “I gather the evidence is pretty cut-and-dried.”
“Overwhelming,” Abie said. “And you know sex killers will do it again if they get the chance. There’s no reforming them.”
“Well, if life without parole really meant life without parole . . .” And I tuned out again. Preston Applewhite, whose case hadn’t interested me much at the time and of whose guilt or innocence I had no opinion, had unwittingly found his way into two very different conversations. That had caught my attention, but now I could forget about him.
“I had the Irish breakfast,” I told Elaine, “complete with black pudding, which Joe is crazy about so long as he can manage to forget what it is.”
“There’s probably a kosher vegetarian version,” she said, “made out of wheat gluten. Did it feel strange going there?”
“A little, but less so as the evening wore on and I got used to it. The menu’s not as interesting as Jimmy’s, but what I had was pretty good.”
“It’s hard to screw up an Irish breakfast.”
“We’ll go sometime and you can see what you think. Of the place—
I already know what you would think of the Irish breakfast. You’re home early, incidentally.”
“Monica had a late date.”
“The mystery man?”
She nodded. Monica’s her best friend, and her men run to type: they’re all married. At first it would bother her when they’d hop out of her bed to catch the last train to Upper Saddle River, and then she realized that she liked it better that way. No bad breath in your face first thing in the morning, plus you had your weekends free. Wasn’t that the best of all worlds?
Usually she showed off her married beaus. Some of them were proud and some were sheepish, but what this one was we seemed unlikely to find out, as he’d somehow impressed upon her the need for secrecy.
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She’d been seeing him for a few weeks now, and Elaine, her confidante in all matters, couldn’t get a thing out of her beyond the admission that he was extremely intelligent and—no kidding—very secretive.
“They don’t go out in public together,” she reported, “not even for a charming little dinner in a charming little bistro. There’s no way she can reach him, not by phone or e-mail, and when he calls her the conversations are brief and cryptic. He won’t say her name over the phone, and doesn’t want her to use his. And she’s not even sure the name he gave her is his real name, but whatever it is she won’t tell me.”
“It sounds as though she’s getting off on the secrecy.”
“Oh, no question. It’s frustrating, because she’d like to be able to talk about him, but at the same time she likes that she can’t. And since she doesn’t know who he is or what he does, she can make him into anything in her mind. Like a government agent, and she can’t even be sure what government.”
“So he calls her and comes over and they go to bed. End of story?”
“She says it’s not just sex.”
“They watch Jeopardy together?”
“If they do,” she said, “I bet he knows all the answers.”
“Everybody knows the answers.”
“Smartass. The questions, then. He knows all the questions. Because he’s superintelligent.”
“It’s a shame we’ll never get to meet him,” I said. “He sounds like a whole lot of fun.”
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