Mrs Pargeter saw Abbie’s shapely brows rise heavenwards at this, and had to restrain herself from making eye contact with the girl. While to do so would be very in character for Mrs Pargeter, Lady Entwistle was definitely a person who lacked the capacity for irony.
So she just said, “Thank you… Clix then.”
The genius snapped a finger. “More light on the drapes, Abbie.” Obedient, quick and skilful, the girl made good the deficiency. “This portrait going to be a present for your husband then, is it, Lady Entwistle?” ‘Clix’ asked. Another snap of the fingers. “Higher up, Abbie.”
His sitter assumed a face of pious mourning. “Ah, no. Regrettably, Sir Godfrey is no longer with me.” In reply to Clickety Clark’s quizzical look, she amplified this, lest Sir Godfrey might mistakenly be thought to have been bimboed away. “He has gone to a better place.”
“Oh. Oh dear.”
Enjoying her fabrication perhaps a little too much, Mrs Pargeter could not resist embroidering further. “He lost his life tragically in a yachting accident off Mustique, where we were staying with some rather eminent friends… whose names I’d perhaps better not mention. The wind changed suddenly and the boom of the yacht caught him on the temple. It was touch-and-go for seven weeks.”
“I am sorry.”
“But eventually it turned out to be go.”
“How sad.” Clickety Clark waved dismissively to his assistant. “Spilling at the top a bit, Abbie.”
“This was a few years back,” Lady Entwistle went on. “I have managed, after a considerable struggle, to come to terms with my grief.”
“Oh, good.”
“And, fortunately, Clix,” the lady confided, warming to her theme, “Sir Godfrey did leave me extremely well provided for.”
This information definitely registered with Clickety Clark, but all he said was, “Well, that’s nice, isn’t it? Pull that curtain across to the right now, Abbie – want a bit more spread. Husband left you a nice house and all that, did he, Lady Entwistle?” he asked casually.
“Very nice indeed. All of the houses are. As it happens, though, the main residence is a little old-fashioned for my personal taste, so I’m having a new home built that’s more suitable – more
“Oh, really?”
“Trouble is, the building work is currently in a state of suspension, no progress at all.”
“Why’s that then, Lady Entwistle? Contractor gone bankrupt? That’s the usual reason these days.”
“Oh no. If only the situation were that simple. No, you’re hardly going to believe this, Clix – but the builder who’s doing the job has just been arrested for murder.”
“Good heavens.”
“Gentleman called Mr Jacket…”
The name struck home, but Clickety Clark tried to hide his involuntary reaction in sudden movement. Splaying his hands wide, he snapped, “More than that, Abbie! Spread the drapes out more!”
Mrs Pargeter was determined not to leave the subject there. “Maybe you’ve seen about his arrest in the papers?” she hazarded.
But Clickety Clark was quickly back in control of himself. “Maybe. Yes, rings a distant bell,” he said, before moving the subject deftly on. “The way I operate with portraits, Lady Entwistle, is I take a lot of exposures, and then you and I go through the contacts and we decide which one we’re going to work on.”
“Work on?”
“Oh yes.” He smiled with a confidence verging on smugness. “As a photographer, you see, my skills tend to be in the, er, post-production phase.”
“Oh?”
For a moment he looked suspicious. “I’m surprised you didn’t know. You said the Marchioness of Didsbury recommended me to you.”
Mrs Pargeter had hastily to remind herself of her background lies. “Oh yes, of course. She did mention your special skills, yes.”
“Turn the flowers a bit to the left, Abbie,” the genius said with an imperious flick of his hand, and then turned back to his sitter. “Lady Entwistle, you must’ve seen the portrait I did of the Marchioness. Knocked a good fifteen years off of her. Not a wrinkle in sight. Ironed out those bags under her eyes like they’d never been there. And I can do the same for you, no problem.”
She couldn’t get out of her natural character quickly enough to stop the instinctive reaction. “Actually, I’m quite attached to some of my wrinkles.”
Clickety Clark chuckled. “Well, you point out the ones you like, and I’ll get rid of all the others, eh?” Lady Entwistle vouchsafed his pleasantry a smile, so he continued, “I don’t come as expensive as plastic surgery, you know.”
“No. You don’t exactly come cheap, though, do you… Clix?”
He opened his hands out in a gesture of helplessness. “If I came cheap, my clients wouldn’t think they was getting their money’s worth. The sort of clients I deal with, that is.”
“Of course they wouldn’t,” said Lady Entwistle reassuringly.
“Still…” the genius smiled a wolfish smile, “… doesn’t sound as if the financial side would be a problem to you, Lady Entwistle.”
She let out a tinkling laugh. “Oh no. Good heavens, no.” Then her brow furrowed. “It’s sometimes quite difficult, though, in these dreadful times, to know what to do with one’s money…”
He was instantly alert. “Oh yes?”
Lady Entwistle made a gesture of hopelessness. “Well, a lot of the traditional investment areas – you know, Lloyds, Barings, that kind of thing – have become so unreliable, it’s hard to know where to turn.”
“You find that, do you, Lady Entwistle…?” asked Clickety Clark with a little too much diffidence.
Mrs Pargeter pressed on blithely. “Yes. Goodness, I’d be delighted to hear of some different kind of investment opportunity.”
“Really?” The photographer was thoughtful for a moment, then cast a critical look at his sitter’s backdrop. He shook his head. “Something still not right with this set-up. Abbie, could you bring up that big plantstand from the basement? Yeah, and bring us an aspidistra to put on it.”
The girl nodded and set off on her mission. The minute she was out of the room, Clickety Clark moved closer to Mrs Pargeter’s throne. “Lady Entwistle, when you said you was looking for a different kind of investment opportunity…”
? Mrs Pargeter’s Plot ?
Twenty-One
Clickety Clark ushered his sitter fulsomely out on to the pavement of the discreet Mayfair square. As he did so, Gary’s limousine, which had been cruising round the block to avoid a shoal of predatory traffic wardens, slid smoothly up towards them.
“Don’t worry, Lady Entwistle,” the photographer oozed, “I’ll be in touch as soon as I’ve got a set of contacts I’m happy with. Then we can go through them and decide where my magic can be worked to best effect, eh?”
“Well, I’m not after too much magic, Clix,” she giggled coyly. “Don’t want to run the risk of people not being able to recognize it’s me.”
“No danger of that at all. It’ll definitely be you, but a you that looks as good as you possibly can. And everyone who comes to your house will be able to see a photograph of someone looking their absolute best.”
“What, you mean – and compare it unfavourably with the original?”
“No, no.” The photographer came in quickly to soothe her, but stopped when he caught the twinkle in her eye.
“Only joking, Clix.”
“Ah. Yes. Right.”
