PROFESSOR NOOZONE: Praises to Almighty Jah and
MARCIA KHATAMI: Doctors, our last session got heated, not over
DR. SPEARPATH: Yes, and I want to correct any impression that Golden Ear beams “messages” into the sky. Our antennas aren’t set up for transmission. We leave that to others.
PROFESSOR NOOZONE: But Hannah, your verysame statement amounted to upfull support for the wicked men perpetrating this irresponsible behavior, nah even botherin’ to
DR. SPEARPATH: Well, conditions change. Last time, I simply stated the obvious, that no possible harm could come from such transmissions.
PROFESSOR NOOZONE: But hol’ on my dear. How can dem be “obvious” when well- informed people disagree? “No possible harm” is nuh-easy to say! It is based on many sad-unexamined
You declare that upfulness and overstanding will drive every people, soon come all a time, out there among the so-bright stars.
Oh, surely, I-and-I find dat notion super-attractive! Beneficent star-mons, bright-doing, everywhere across the galaxy! It what I hope to be a-true! Praise Jah an’ His Interstellar Majesty… But scientists shoulda be Ras-
DR. SPEARPATH: Because anything else is silly. If aliens wanted to harm us, they would have done it by now.
PROFESSOR NOOZONE: Oh buckery an’ bodderation! I could list
DR. SPEARPATH: Anyway, the potential benefits of contact-of just detecting that another civilization is out there-outweigh any of the harm scenarios on your list, since you admit that each one, separately, seems unlikely.
PROFESSOR NOOZONE: Everything irie… I-and-I admit that. What
DR. SPEARPATH: How can anything compare with the top benefit of SETI? Beyond all the wonderful things we might learn. Just detecting
PROFESSOR NOOZONE: All very moving. Maybe even true, Hannah. But inna case, does not your
DR. SPEARPATH: Your
MARCIA KHATAMI: I want to focus on something else the professor said last week, about how the classic SETI
DR. SPEARPATH: We do not make that assumption!
PROFESSOR NOOZONE: But oh my, your search strategy implies it, Hannah! Aiming big, stooshy telescope arrays toward one target at a time, analyzing the radio spectrum from that candidate solar system, then doin’ the
DR. SPEARPATH: Sometimes we take in whole globular clusters. We frequently return to the galactic center. There are also timing-pattern scenarios, having to do with the light cone of certain events, like novas, that turn our attention certain ways. We have an eclectic program.
PROFESSOR NOOZONE: That be most-surely laudable. Still, your approach clings to an assumption-that benevolent aliens make great-profligate beacons that blare inna cosmos
But Hannah, that ignores so-many possibles. Like suppose de cosmos be more dangerous than you think. Maybe ET stays quiet because
DR. SPEARPATH: (sighs) More paranoia.
PROFESSOR NOOZONE: No way, Doctor, me I’m just thorough. But dere be a bigger plaint, based on
MARCIA KHATAMI: Economics, Professor? You mean, as in money?
DR. SPEARPATH: Alien capitalists? Investment bankers? This gets better and better. How unimaginative to assume that an advanced civilization will manage itself just like us.
MARCIA KHATAMI: (chuckles) Now, Doctor, no one can accuse Profnoo of being-
13.
It was a frequent wish. As life kept getting busier, Hamish delegated as much as he could, but things kept piling up. The more successful he became, the more beleaguered he felt.
Standing on a balcony overlooking the lanai of his Clearwater compound, gazing past palm trees, mansions, and surf-ruins toward the sparkling Gulf of Mexico, he could hear the musical jangle of calls coming in, answered by two secretaries, three assistants, and far too many soft-aissistors to count.
Clutching the wrought iron balustrade, he recognized one of those phone melodies-a call he couldn’t refuse. After the first ring, it started vibrating a flesh-colored plug in his ear.
He refused to tap a tooth and answer. Somebody downstairs should pick up. Take a message.
But no one did. Well trained, his staff knew that tune was for him alone. Still, he kept his gaze on the horizon, where several rows of once-expensive villas used to line the old beachfront, now jutting skeletally from the roiling tide. In the distance, he heard the day and night rumble as Conservation Corps crews extended a network of shoreline dikes and dunes. Keeping Florida a state, and not paradise lost.