There were two of them, skinny kids dressed in black. The black was like a uniform. One was a boy and one was a girl. Two was a stupid number to go out hunting this sort of prey but these kids had been trained.
'Last time ever,' said the boy.
'Last night of my life,' said the girl.
'Don't be daft. There's always a life. You just gotta make one up.'
'Shut up.'
'Sorry…'
'Last night of this life, then.'
'I don't want to do this anymore. If you get hurt tonight, he'll kill me.'
'But you will, won't you, Sigs?' The girl grabbed the boy tightly by the hand.
Siggy squeezed her back. 'I can't believe he's making you do this. He'd never send any of us away.' He meant, the boys. 'We should all get together and tell him – he can't treat you like this!'
Signy dropped his hand and glared. He was just making it harder. 'But he's right, you see,' she said.
'Had don't think so.'
'Had don't know everything.'
'Treaties with the likes of Conor…'
Signy shook her head. 'It's my fate to do it, Siggy. It's just not a happy fate, that's all.'
Siggy frowned. 'But don't you want a happy fate, Signy?'
'Why should it be?'
Siggy stared at her. If it was him… 'I'd run away.'
'You're weak,' she said.
'You're stupid.'
'It's not stupid to make a sacrifice for something great.'
Siggy pulled a face. Of all the family he was the only one who looked down his nose at glory. 'You know what I think of all that stuff.'
Thoughtfully, Signy spat on the ground at his feet and ground it in. There was a long pause.
'So what are we gonna get tonight?' he asked.
'Big fat pig. Full of dripping!'
'Oh yeah!'
Siggy and Signy ran quietly across the polished marble floor. Of course, the stairs were all heavily guarded, but they knew one way out that even King Val would never think to guard – down the glass lift shaft with all its grisly fruit. Then away, past the shattered tower blocks, broken away and worn by the wind like shells in the sea. The few remaining topmost windows glinted in the moonlight. Past the broken church spires and the crumbling storeys of buildings that once housed banks and the offices of international firms, past the roads breaking up with elder trees and buddleia. A group of men working by firelight were loading chunks of broken tarmac into a vat to melt down. They needed it to extend the car park for the wedding guests.
Nothing was new, everything was old – ever since the government moved out a hundred years ago and left it to rot under the rule of Gangland.
The kids ran right out of the tall buildings of the City and on towards the West End. It was as dark as velvet. There were no street lights. The poor slept in gangs in the doorways and it was dangerous out, unless you were rich enough to be armed.
During the day Oxford Street and Piccadilly were still thick with people, the shop windows still bright with electricity, even through it was generated privately. The shops were still packed to bursting with new goods. A lot of it was copies – citymades, usually, but some of the richer shops stocked goods smuggled in by the halfmen from Outside. Fashionable clothes, electrical goods, CDs, TVs, fruit from halfway round the world, wine from France. You could get anything if you would pay for it, except two hundred thousand tons of asphalt or concrete to keep the roads in order.
All around Westminster and the City it was slums and farmland. You could see cows tethered to parking meters munching slowly on hawthorn, pigs scavenging for rubbish in the streets, open sewage pits, rubbish tips, whole fields where the houses had been knocked down for land to grow crops. Terraces of houses had the walls knocked through to make long barns to house cows or pigs. Sometimes Siggy and Signy went that far, to poke their noses in amongst the moist smell of dirty people and damp walls, the thieves and the beggars, the rubbish and illness. But today was a day for Signy. She wanted fast life, fast people. She wanted a big fat pig and a game of Robin Hood.
The fat pig's name was Alexander. He was dripping all right Rings on his fingers, chains on his neck. It served him right. It was stupid to wear stuff like that it was asking to be robbed. Mind you, he was at a party inside a heavily guarded house. The other guests were all businessmen, smugglers, gangsters – it was the sort of occasion when you could actually dress up and show off your wealth for once. Alexander had done just that. The dripping was everywhere – stuck on his fingers, dripping out of his wallet. He was expecting a game of cards later in the evening and he could afford to lose heavily.
They got him in the toilet-on it, actually. He was a big man; he could have fought back, but they were quick as ferrets. Two sharp little knives were suddenly pricking his fat neck.
'How did you get in here?' he gurgled. The two kids laughed. The big one held a knife at his neck and pressed the top of his head down so he couldn't get up. Alexander was fat, getting up wasn't so easy at the best of times. The small one ran round and round in circles like an animal doing a trick, tying the rope round and round the toilet until he was all strapped up. It was all over in about twenty seconds. 'Too easy,' sighed the small one. She sniffed the air and glared at her victim.
'Sorry,' he begged.
They relieved the pig of its dripping – the rings from its fingers, the fat bulge of wallet from its inside pocket the gold cufflinks, the chains, everything. Then they strapped some toilet paper stuck on with packing tape in its mouth so it couldn't squeal, stuck the toilet roll on its lap and made their escape the way they'd come in – through the ventilation shaft Alexander's eyes bulged with fear and rage as he watched them remove the grill and creep out. What about the security guards? This building was covered in security guards!
Outside, the children removed their masks. Signy shook her long hair out.
'Good?' grinned Siggy.
'Nah, too easy,' she complained again. They left with the booty, to give it away to poor kids. They didn't need it. What more money did the Volsons need? It was a game, like Robin Hood. But it wasn't really fair, either, not like Robin Hood at all. It was the richest family in London doing the stealing, whoever they gave it to after. But gangmen and kings can get away with what they want. Even if they got caught no one would ever dare to harm them. They could've got past the guards just by showing their faces.
Still… it was dangerous enough once the robbing started. And it was fun.
2
Signy
We were discussing how you cope with having sex with someone you loathe. I was trying very hard not to cry.
Ben was having a great time. He was skittering up and down giggling. 'Why don't you just enjoy it?' He grinned at me. 'Why not? I would.'
Had said, 'It's different.'
Ben said, 'No, it's not. She's always going on about being as good as us. Well, we like doing it, don't we, Had.'
'So do I,' said Siggy.
'You haven't done it yet,' said Ben.
'I have,' insisted Siggy. And he looked all guilty at me, because I was the only one who knew for sure that he hadn't.
'No, you haven't,' said Ben.
