some cruel model from a clothing advertisement. After I regained my composure and patted my face with my maroon cloth napkin, I shook my head.
“No, I don’t work,” I said hoarsely, my voice still a bit scratchy from the violent coughing from a moment ago. I was amazed at how easy it was for me to lie. Not just to this boy, but to everyone. It seemed like a natural talent that I possessed, though I wasn’t sure if that was really something I should be proud of. David raised an eyebrow. Then after a moment of what I figured was contemplation over this, his face softened and he reacted, however late, to my distress.
“Are you all right?” His face still held the smirk but his voice held a certain amount of compassion now. I looked at him incredulously. Not only had he practically been laughing as I choked on my soda, but he was now asking if I was all right after we’d moved on from my little drinking attack. This was something that I had to deal with in only my most socially inept clients; I hadn’t expected this level of odd timing from David.
“Yeah, I’m fine,” I answered, sounding almost suspicious. Maybe he was trying to make me think he was some social outcast so I wouldn’t be so obviously pathetic about my interest in him. Then again, maybe he was just concerned and couldn’t ask once I’d stopped choking because I’d blurted out my answer to his question as if it were a matter of life and death.
“Perhaps next time you should try drinking instead of inhaling,” he commented dryly. I was about to shoot him an annoyed look when I caught the rueful gleam in his eye, signaling to me that it was a joke. I smiled back at him, and he broke into a soft laugh. Maybe this date wasn’t going as disastrously as it seemed.
“So what about you?” I asked, taking a bite out of a warm breadstick and savoring the garlic taste. “Do you have some sort of job after school?”
“No official job really. I do write for the school newspaper, though. I don’t get paid or anything, but I figure it’s close enough to job training, so it counts. Occasionally I’ll submit a piece for the local paper.”
“Oh, wow, so do you want to be a journalist?” I suppose the answer to that should have been fairly obvious, but I was being slightly less than observant tonight. He laughed softly again, a sound I was quickly beginning to like.
“Yeah, I’ve always wanted to write for a newspaper. My brother makes fun of me because I got the idea of being a newspaper writer from Lois Lane.”
“Wait, the girl from Superman?” I asked, amusement creeping into my voice.
“Yeah,” he mumbled, looking down at his napkin. He had obviously been through this discussion before. “My brother always says I’ll be the best Lois Lane at the paper.” He rolled his eyes at the memory, and I tried to stifle a laugh.
“Well, when you get your first official job, I’ll get you some heels that’ll make the green in your eyes just pop,” I said, putting on the best overly feminine voice I could muster. He shot me a playful death glare just as the waitress came to take our order.
I ordered spaghetti, a nice generic meal that wouldn’t cause anyone to pass judgment. I was used to being generic. I had conditioned myself so well to order only things that wouldn’t draw any attention to my real personality (if it even existed) that it had become a habit. I had never had a problem with who I was, or wasn’t, before this. I didn’t have a personality and that was fine because I didn’t need one to get by. I didn’t need friends or hobbies, likes or dislikes-all I needed was something I was good at, and that thing was molding myself into whomever I needed to be. So why was it such a big deal now that I was the way I was?
I didn’t hear what David ordered because I was too caught up in my own psychoanalysis. In fact, I hadn’t even noticed that he was saying my name, possibly repeating it because I hadn’t heard it the first time. His voice had that tone you use when you’re trying to snap someone out of a daydream and it isn’t working. I finally looked up at him with a puzzled expression glued to my face.
“Huh?” I said, sounding very intelligent, I’m sure.
“What’s on your mind?” he asked, taking note of my dazed expression.
“Spaghetti,” I said automatically, then mentally slapped myself on the wrist. The oddest things just seemed to pop out of my mouth around David. I really needed to concentrate and rein in all of my weirdness before he realized I really wasn’t a “cool” person. Maybe this was it. Maybe David brought out my real personality and my real personality just happened to be a loser.
“All right, I’m just not going to ask then,” he said, his mouth forming a thin-lipped smile as he shook his head, apparently amused. He looked down at his water glass for a moment, giving me enough time to compose myself and get back into what I was really supposed to be doing.
“So I talked to Claire today,” I said cautiously, trying to nonchalantly play with the sugar packets on the table so that I didn’t seem interested in the conversation.
“Oh, yeah?” he replied, and I could automatically tell he was using the same carefully-not-interested tone as me. “How is she?”
“She sounded a little down,” I said with the slightest glance in his direction. He was staring at me intently, which caught me off guard. With his voice so distant and disinterested, I’d been expecting him to be doing some useless, distracting thing with his hands. Or I figured he would be looking at his placemat like it was the most interesting thing in the world. Instead, here he was, watching me. It made me nervous, instantly putting me on my guard so that I was doubly careful of my tone and expression. I returned my gaze to the sugar packed and pressed on. “I know this is personal but I thought you guys were really cute together. Why did you break up in the first place?”
On a normal date this would have been completely unacceptable territory to have stepped into, but I figured that by this point we both knew this wasn’t a normal date-he with his odd reactions to my behavior and me… well, just me in general. He kept his gaze focused on me as a slight grin crept over his lips.
“I don’t really want to talk about it,” he answered. And with that the subject was closed. For now. I figured I could just bring it up again later on, maybe once we got back into the car so that he wouldn’t have an escape from the situation. I nodded in understanding and pushed the sugar packet around the tabletop with my finger intently. “Since we’re talking about relationships though,” he began, instantly grabbing my attention. This couldn’t be going anywhere good. “How has your dating life been? I mean other than right now, of course? You said you just moved here from Pennsylvania, right? So I’m assuming you really haven’t dated much since getting here.”
I was beginning to wonder if David somehow knew what I did for a living. It seemed like every question he aimed at me was meant specifically to tear down my nerves until I broke down and spilled the truth to him. Unless these really were normal first-date questions and I was just way out of the loop.
“No I haven’t. I don’t really like to date. In fact, I’d rather be alone most of the time.” That’s right; I was going to cut this thing off before it got any worse. I’d just show him how unavailable I was, then suggest Claire again and get the heck out of there. “I’m kind of a social recluse.” I smiled brightly at him, daring him to ask any more questions that would hint at the real reason I was there. Surprisingly, he didn’t make a snide remark or try to ask me anymore unanswerable questions. Instead he put up his hands in surrender and smiled.
After he had graciously backed off, an awkward silence fell over us. Though this kind of thing normally didn’t bother me, I decided to give him a break since he had just done that for me. “So what kind of stuff do you submit to the local paper?”
He looked up at me as if he were surprised by my question but quickly composed himself and shrugged his shoulders. “A lot of different stuff, I guess,” he said noncommittally. “I’ve done some human interest pieces, and some opinion pieces… a few others but that’s about it.”
“That’s funny, because I would have pegged you for more of the ‘bearer of bad news’ type-obituaries, accidents, children getting little puppies stolen away from them-that sort of thing.” I grinned at him, feeling pretty proud of myself for my clever joke until I saw the look his face had taken on. His lazy smile instantly melted into that look that women get when you ask them if they’re pregnant when they’re definitely not. I couldn’t understand this reaction, and I was desperately hoping that he would crack a smile any minute and say “Gotcha!” but that didn’t happen. He just continued to look at me as if I had run over his dog until I couldn’t take his gaze anymore. I let my eyes drop to the pattern on the table, cleared my throat awkwardly, and muttered a quick “Sorry,” under my breath, though I had no idea what I was sorry about.
The rest of our time in the restaurant went the way most dates do. We got our food and I tried desperately not to splash red sauce all over myself. He asked about my favorite color and my favorite movie, both of which I lied about, since I didn’t really have a favorite anything. I asked him the same generic questions back, and when the bill came I offered to pay for myself even though I had no intention of actually doing that. I wasn’t even sure if I had my
