made me feel a bit awkward, like I was out to rob the dead. I kept trying to explain meself and apologizing. There was a suitcase on a chair, but that didn’t offer anything up-just a pair of trousers, a couple of shirts and a cardigan. I did find his wallet in a shoe that the dog had its head on, poor mite. Didn’t snarl at me, just whimpered a bit when I reached for it. But all that was inside was a five pound note, an expired driver’s license and one of them little address cards for restaurants and the like. This one was for some place called The Waysiders. Could be a pub. Remember Vincent Krumley had a drinking problem at one time.”
“So he did.” I heard what she was saying without really listening. Upon kneeling down to check the infamous skirting board my hand had encountered something small, flat and round. And when I stood up I was holding a brooch. An emerald and diamond brooch. Had it been on the dressing table, unseen among the clutter or photographs and ornaments, to be knocked onto the floor by the swoop of birds?
At my exclamation Mrs. M. came over to take a look. And we moved together to stand directly under the ceiling light fixture, eager to more closely inspect the source of so much trouble. “It’s pretty,” I said, moving it around in my hand, “but I think that Lady Krumley was right in saying that it isn’t of great value.”
“It’d look better after a good cleaning.” Mrs. Malloy had taken the brooch from me and turned it over to inspect the back. It was engraved with initials and a date. “Look at all that dirt trapped in the setting. It’s proper caked with crud.” She held up a blackened finger. “You’d think some kiddy had taken it outside and buried it in the back garden. My cousin did that with her Mum’s engagement ring. She was playing at pirates and treasure troves, you know how they do at that age. And oh, what a spanking she got!” Her voice dwindled away to a thread, and her eyes widened under the penciled brows. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Mrs. H.?”
“That maybe Flossie Jones did steal the brooch after all?” The horror of the birds receded to a distant memory.
“And she buried it out there in the grounds, so that it wouldn’t be found if she or her room was searched.” Mrs. Malloy looked primed to jump up and down on her four-inch heels. “Then all these years later someone dug it up, either by mistake or on purpose, and set about stirring up the deathbed curse.”
“All we have to do is find out who and why.” I had just placed the brooch on the dressing table, well in the center where it couldn’t be easily knocked off, when the door opened and a dumpy woman with badly permed hair entered the room, causing Mrs. Malloy to finally jump several inches off the ground.
“You’ll be the decorators.” The woman in addition to her other dubious attributes had staring eyes and an expressionless voice. “I’m Daisy Meeks. I came over to spend the morning with Niles and Cynthia. Under the circumstances they can do with some cheering up. We heard noises from downstairs. Niles said you would be moving the furniture, seeing how it looks best. The vicar, Mr. Featherstone, was also here. He left shortly after I arrived. He’s not always as chatty as one would like, except with Maude. That’s Lady Krumley. He is very fond of her.”
“And are you fond of birds?” Mrs. Malloy asked with a slick magenta smile.
The expressionless face didn’t alter. “Oh, yes. Dear, sweet-singing things. I can’t think of anything nicer than to be surrounded by a lovely soft flutter of wings, can you?”
It was as much as I could do not to hit her. And the thought came to me that it was a great blessing that she didn’t have a twin, evil or otherwise.
Thirteen
Mrs. Malloy and I were forced to scotch our idea of immediately searching the attic after leaving Lady Krumley’s bedroom. Daisy Meeks said she was going up there to look for a black hat, which she thought she remembered having seen in a trunk, that she could wear to Vincent Krumley’s funeral.
“More likely she intends getting rid of them birdcages,” Mrs. Malloy muttered as we plodded downstairs to the hall. I longed desperately for a cup of tea and even the smallest biscuit. Immediately ahead of us, half obscured in shadow, was a baize door. I pushed it open and, closely followed by Mrs. Malloy, entered a large and surprisingly cheerful-looking kitchen-very old world in general appearance, but with an up-to-date cooker and fridge. A tabby cat dozed on a chair by the brick fireplace and standing at the scrubbed wood table in the center of the room was a comfortably built woman, swathed in a white apron. Her age could have been anywhere between thirty-five and fifty. She had a couple of chins and bundled-up hair, escaping in wisps around her red face, and she was occupied in slapping a circle of pastry into a pudding basin.
“Come on in,” she wagged an elbow in our general direction. “No need to stand there like you’re waiting to go into the confession box.”
“Thank you,” Mrs. Malloy and I responded together.
“You’ll be the decorators I take it from what Watkins was saying. And about blooming time, if you ask me, that someone was brought in to bring this place out of the dark ages. Oh, the kitchen’s not too bad. I wouldn’t have come to work here if it had been, although I did insist on the new appliances and the stainless steel sink. There’s no point in being a Muggins I always say and letting your employers treat you like dirt.”
“How right you are!” Mrs. Malloy shot me a meaningful look.
“Not that Lady Krumley’s all that difficult. Likes her meals to time, but that suits me fine, and she gives me a free hand with the menus. Why not sit yourselves down while I finish up this steak and kidney pudding and get it into the steamer?” The woman had picked up a rolling pin and was rolling out another circle of pastry. “Then I’ll brew us up a pot of tea.”
“That sounds lovely.” I set down my bag, perched on a stool and watched Mrs. Malloy do likewise. “Have you worked here long?”
“A little over four years. I came about a twelve-month after Watkins, which worked out well. Never lorded it over me, he hasn’t. In fact, I’ve had to set him straight about a few things: laying the table for special dinners, that sort of thing. Mrs. Edmonds can be nasty if all the wineglasses aren’t lined up just right. Comes from not being used to much before she married His Wheezyness. Read all she knows about etiquette in books; you know the type. I’m Mrs. Beetle, by the way, and in goes the pudding.” She cleared away the pastry scraps and wiped off the table before bustling over to the sink to fill the kettle and get down cups and saucers from an overhead cupboard.
“My partner here is married to a chef.” Mrs. Malloy proffered this piece of information with her nose stuck up so high it hit the brim of her hat. “You may have heard of him, seeing as how he writes cookery books.”
“Well, I don’t know.” Mrs. Beetle did not look ready to swoon with excitement. “What’s his name?”
“Ben Haskell,” I told her.
“Not… not Bentley T. Haskell?” Now she did clutch a hand to her bosom and, at my nod, her eyes widened to the size of the saucers she was setting down on the table. “Why I’ve got all his books! Wouldn’t be without them! Every one of my favorite recipes come from… oh, I don’t know if I’m on my head or my heels. Who would have thought it? To be standing here talking to his wife. Just wait till I tell my husband.”
Mrs. Malloy was beginning to look somewhat miffed under the fancy hat. “I may not be married to him, Mrs. H. here having met him first you understand, but there’s not much I couldn’t tell you about the way he whips his egg whites and tosses his pancakes. And it could be, if you hurry up with that tea and come up with a slice of fruitcake, that I’ll get his autograph for you.”
“You think he might? Oh, I would be thrilled!” Mrs. Beetle put both feet forward, producing not only the cake but also a plate of potato scones. The tea was hot and strong. A blue and white striped sugar bowl and milk jug appeared in the middle of the table, and I sat contentedly listening to her sing my husband’s culinary praises.
“What a way that man has with ingredients! And his measurements! Exact to the quarter teaspoonful. When he says the recipe makes four dozen biscuits that’s what you get. No going round pinching off bits of dough to eke out two or three more. The other night when that Mr. Vincent Krumley showed up I’d made the ragout on page 336 of
Mrs. Malloy and I nodded in unison.
“Went out looking for his little doggie the next afternoon, soon after Lady Krumley went off in the car.”
“To keep an appointment with my partner and me,” I said.
