been you, Mr. Watkins.”
“I don’t think it’s Christian picking on him like this.” Mrs. Beetle’s face grew fierce. “Why, even if he is this Ernest chap, why would he murder a doddering old man like Mr. Vincent Krumley?”
“Your turn.” Mrs. M. nudged with her elbow.
“Because Vincent recognized him as Ernest.”
“The only one to do so after all this time!” Cynthia sneered.
“They may have met more recently.” I was not prepared to elaborate at this point. “And it seems to Mrs. Malloy and myself that it was Mr. Watkins,” I added, eyeing his impassive face, “who led Lady Krumley to believe that Vincent was no longer in full possession of his faculties by asserting that he had mistaken him for Hopkins the former butler. The names are not that dissimilar, making this plausible to anyone who had witnessessed or overheard the exchange between the two men upon Vincent Krumley’s arrival. But the more my partner and I assessed Vincent’s other apparently foolish comments, the stronger became our suspicion that despite a lifetime of heavy drinking and his advanced age he remained surprisingly… dangerously sharp.”
“Perhaps I should purchase a new bowl rather than try and replace the lid,” Daisy Meeks mused, while continuing to sit like a bundle of old clothes.
“Oh, for God’s sake, keep quiet!” Cynthia rounded on her. Her apparent boredom was replaced by a jerkiness that could be explained as her nerves spinning out of control. Did she sense what was coming next?
“A pity you didn’t have the sense to keep quiet about what you knew,” Mrs. Malloy said smugly. “Blackmail’s a risky business, as you must have realized when you was thrown from your horse. Of course you’ll know better than Mrs. H or me what was done to cause it to rear or whatever it did-some sudden scary noise perhaps, or a dart shot into its poor rump? And all because you wanted to get your greedy hands on some quick cash.”
“Niles!” Cynthia now directed her rage at her husband. “Are you going to just sit there and let this ignoramus insult me?”
“I don’t know.” He trembled from head to foot. “What do you think, Aunt Maude?”
“That I hope you are in no way involved in your wife’s doings. It is one thing to have a nephew who may have blown up his parents on purpose-these past few days have perhaps made me cynical-but blackmail is quite another matter. Vulgar is the word that springs to mind. And now let us continue to hear what my private detectives have to say.” Upon her ladyship pointing her formidable nose our way, Mrs. Malloy gave me the elbow and said it was my turn to hold forth, possibly indicating she had forgotten what she had been going to say next or that she wished to be at the ready should Watkins make a bolt for the door. Up to this point he had admirably retained his impeccable calm.
“Our first suspicion, Mr. Edmonds, was that you were the object of your wife’s blackmail. After all you do manage Lady Krumley’s finances. However, when we began to zero in on Watkins we recalled being told-by Mrs. Beetle I think it was-that he did her ladyship’s banking along with other errands on a regular basis. Who would question him if he were to sign Mr. Edmonds’s name to an extra check, or a number of checks for that matter supposedly for household expenses? Which money he would then turn over to Mrs. Edmonds. And how likely was it that Mr. Edmonds, a man possibly far more interested in his train sets than business, would think twice about the additional withdrawals?”
“If I may be forgiven for intruding myself into the conversation.” Watkins might have been announcing that dinner was served. “What do you believe to be the subject of Mrs. Edmonds’s attempt to blackmail me?”
“There again we can thank Mrs. Beetle for the answer.” I nodded at the bewildered-looking woman. “During our talk in the kitchen the other day, she mentioned that the door to the cellar was kept locked, only to be opened by the key in your jacket pocket, Mr. Watkins. But we saw you hang your usual jacket on a peg, where anyone needing that key could help themselves to it, when you changed into one for cleaning the silver. Mrs. Beetle also told us that in addition to the wine stored in the cellar there was also a supply of apples. And,” I continued, glancing at a still highly resentful-looking Cynthia, “that Mrs. Edmonds was in the daily habit of taking apples to her horse, which would on occasion have presented a problem when you were not available to unlock the cellar door for her, Mr. Watkins.”
“Indeed so, madam, and what I presume you to be suggesting is that on one recent day Mrs. Edmonds went into my pocket for the key.”
“And found the brooch that was soon to turn up behind the skirting board in her ladyship’s room.”
“Is that what happened, Cynthia?” Niles was nibbling on his nails.
“Why should I deny it?”
“You let dear Aunt Maude believe it had appeared out of thin air as a result of Flossie Jones’s deathbed curse?”
“Can I help it if she’s a gullible old fool?”
“I say, enough of that!” Sir Alfonse protested.
“Mrs. H. here doesn’t think there was any deathbed curse.” Mrs. Malloy could not contain her bitterness. “She goes for the idea it was just another of Mr. Watkins’s stories, put around way back when he was working here as Ernest, for the purpose of getting even with the Krumley family. All mixed up in your feelings you was,” she continued, returning the butler’s steady gaze without a twitch of an eyelash. “Leastways that’s how Mrs. H. and I sees it. Angry with Sir Horace for having a fling with Flossie, and bitter against her because she’d convinced you the baby wasn’t yours. It wasn’t till years later, after wasting your life on drink-not that I’ve got anything against the occasional gin and tonic-that you realized you’d been hoodwinked. That was when you came face to face with Ernestine. It was the same as with me own father-something I mentioned and Mrs. H. picked up on. He didn’t believe I was his daughter until he saw with his own eyes that I was the spitting image of him. When that happened to you Mr. Watkins you was driven to coming up with your plan.”
“Which was?”
“To take the post advertised for a butler at Moultty Towers and search for the brooch Flossie had told you she’d hidden in the grounds, is my guess. Maybe you’ve been looking for it for most of the last five years. Could be she’d hidden it near a tree that’s been chopped down, and you couldn’t pinpoint the place. Or maybe you felt you had to wait for the moment as would give you the best hope of success. Wouldn’t do to bungle things at this stage of the game would it? Lucky you when all them relatives began dropping off the family twig, putting Lady Krumley in just the right frame of mind to think Flossie had finally got round to dishing up the curse. You were very clever in some ways, Mr. Watkins. Those birds were a nice creepy touch. But you made your mistakes, such as not cleaning the brooch properly after digging it up. Perhaps your eyesight’s not all that good. We thought you hadn’t polished that candle stick, remember, but it must have looked all right to you.”
The moment had come for me to play my ace. “Now then, Mrs. Malloy,” I chided, “it isn’t fair to lay all the blame at Mr. Watkins’s door. He might never have embarked on this wicked scheme if not egged on by Ernestine. The naughty girl was not averse to getting her paws on the Krumley fortune the moment her ladyship could be stowed underground, having conveniently succumbed to another heart attack resulting from recent stress.”
“Now you sound truly mad!” Watkins’s imperturbability had finally slipped.
“And I suppose you’ll claim I am lying if I say that Ernestine is here.” I took my time looking from one face to another. “Right now, in this very room.”
“I would… yes, I would and all you wretched women!” His careful diction was gone, replaced by that of a man who had been brought up rough and had never pictured himself swanking around the insides of a house the likes of Moultty Towers.
“Let’s consider Mrs. Beetle as Ernestine,” I said.
“What me?” Her voice came out in a squeak, far too small for her size of face. “There’s things that fit.” Mrs. Malloy was plainly beginning to enjoy herself. “Like you speaking so sympathetic like about Mr. Vincent Krumley’s dog, calling it a poor little orphan, which is what someone that had been orphaned herself might well say. And then there was you giving Mrs. H. and me to understand as how you are deeply religious-Roman Catholic I think you said. Now the Merryweathers that adopted Ernestine didn’t say nothing about her being partial to any particular faith, but they did let us know she saw sin everywhere she looked, which isn’t to say that’s not a stage young people go through and you’ll have come out of it if you did join up with your father…”
“Watkins is not my father!” Mrs. Beetle gave a bounce that shook the room.
“Well, you don’t look much like him, I’ll give you that,” Mrs. Malloy conceded, albeit begrudgingly. “And one thing I’ll say for Roman Catholics is that they do like their bingo, so I can’t see why-if you really are one that is- you’d object to your old Dad enjoying an evening of it now and then. Besides, as I can see Mrs. H. is itching to say,
