The Widows Club

“Oh!” Prying my eyes off the page, I saw he was holding the affected digit to the light.

“How positively heinous!” The inane caretaker had kidnapped Lady Lucinda.

“Ellie, I don’t think you give a damn about my finger.”

I closed the book. My mother used to complain she never got any enjoyment out of an illness because my father always stole the limelight with his near-death experience.

At three o’clock, Freddy rapped on the open window, pushed the curtains aside, and entered bearing gifts: a plate of eccles cakes. Mark you, they weren’t the greatest (the ratio of currants to dough was a little low), but feelings, which I had thought dead, stirred. There were six on the plate; one for each of us now, leaving three for later. One for Ben, one for me, and a spare.

“Not bad, Freddy.” Ben tossed a sample in his hand. “Keep this up and in a year, possibly six months, you will be able to hold your own against the competition.”

“Thanks, boss.” Standing on the hearth, Freddy flung his arms along the mantel, causing candlesticks and clock to jump. “Ellie, that nose does nothing for you.”

I smiled. “Come over here and let me kiss you.”

He smirked through his beard. “I never get colds. Mind over mucus.” He kicked the fire tongs. “Anyone want to hear what Jill has to say in her letter?”

“Can’t think of anything I would enjoy more.” Ben settled in a chair and studied his finger. I held my book negligently in front of my face.

Freddy let out a sigh, directed at my heartstrings, then read aloud, “ ‘To whom it may concern: Answer remains the same-marriage with strings attached.’ ”

Good for Jill. But unfortunately Freddy was about to give us his interpretation of reading between the lines.

“Hark!” I cried. “Is that the doorbell?” And merciful heavens, it was! Ben went out into the hall and returned ushering two people into the room. For a moment I thought I was having a setback. It couldn’t be… but, as with nightmares, it was. The Reverend Rowland Foxworth and Vanessa.

“Ellie, isn’t this a pleasant surprise?” Ben wiggled his eyebrows into question marks. I lay on my couch, fanned myself with my book, and said everything that was trite and insincere.

“Good God, Vanessa, what brings you here?” Freddy inquired. “Didn’t you see the cross on the door? We’ve all got the plague.”

“Freddy, you are the plague.” Vanessa sank into a chair. “But perhaps you could wait to expire until we’ve all had a cup of tea.” She smiled exquisitely up at Rowland, who was fidgeting for his pipe.

“I do hope this is not an intrusion.” Rowland looked at me, and I tried to arrange the book artfully in front of my face. “When I didn’t see you or Ben at church”-he hesitated-“Vanessa and I wondered if something might be wrong.”

“Thank you, but it’s just an average, unexciting cold.” Strange, I did not find Rowland, with his silvering fair hair and quiet face, as appealing as usual. The man was a dupe, a dope. For a long minute, the only sound was the wind whooshing around in the chimney.

“What brings you down here, Vanessa?” Ben finally asked.

“Oh, a little bit of this, a little of that.” She slid her coat off her shoulders, and Ben and Rowland collided trying to catch it before it fell to the floor. Naturally a wife wants her husband to be a gentleman, but not to the point of silliness.

Vanessa’s topaz eyes shimmered in the firelight. “As you know, Ellie, I wasn’t envious when Uncle Merlin bequeathed you this house and all the loot. So what if Mummy and I have been forced to sell off a couple of fur coats! You deserved some little remembrance in return for sending Uncle those hand-knitted pen wipers at Christmas. And, until recently, the seaside bored me.” She moistened her lips for Rowland’s benefit. “Now, I find the bucolic atmosphere of these parts utterly restorative after the daily grind in London. And, cousin dear, I have always had this absorbing interest in tombstones.”

There she didn’t lie. I had always known she would like to have one engraved with my name.

“I think I’ll don my pinny and cap and go out and make some tea,” cooed Freddy. I wished I could escape so easily.

Rowland tamped down his pipe. His voice came out a little too eager. “Ben and Ellie, I appreciate the invitation to your party Friday night at the new restaurant and I’m delighted to accept.”

“Glad to hear it.” Ben handed round the plate of eccles cakes. Should I tell Vanessa her invitation had been lost in the post? Luckily, she was examining her nails, an all-consuming occupation.

Rowland smiled. “Several of my parishioners have asked me to suggest you make lots of those little chicken tarts, the ones you served at the wedding.”

“Oh those!” Ben paced around the back of the sofa, wagging his injured finger and holding it up to the watery sunlight from the window. “Nothing challenging about them. I might have Ellie run off a couple of batches”-he looked down at me (in more ways than one, it seemed)-“if she feels up to it.”

This from my husband? The father of my unborn children! A slow flame of anger sparked within me.

After our guests finally took the hint and left, I went into an orgy of straightening cushions and swooping up tea plates. Two eccles cakes remained. I would eat them both for breakfast. That would show Ben-something or other.

“What’s all this busy bee stuff? We aren’t expecting anyone else, are we?” He spoke as though he had truly no idea he had upset me, putting me in the invidious position of having to spell it out, or let my wrath stew-pardon me, braise!

“I’m just straightening up, dear, so we can leave the place spotless tomorrow, the way you like it.”

“We aren’t moving out, are we? You haven’t sold the house behind my back to Vernon Daffy?” He ruffled my hair in passing, then dropped down on the sofa which I had just smoothed out.

“Why, no,” I said in the glacial accents of Charles Delacorte. “Tomorrow we are up to London for the day. You to see Mr. A.E. Brady, editor. I to squander some of my-our wicked inheritance.”

“Ellie, I really don’t think so.”

“Don’t?” I picked up Your First Fight-Spice or Spite and slapped a duster over it. “Don’t think I should spend money, my money-”

“Don’t think you should come to London.” He had a hand in a dish of cashews and was unconcernedly nibbling. I fought the urge to hurl the book at him.

“Why can’t I go, darling? We talked about it the other day; you invited me.”

“I didn’t say can’t, Ellie.” He had his eyes closed, his head resting on a cushion as if this was all a bit too much for him. “And, yes, we agreed that you should come. But, upon reflection, I do think it would be advisable for you to be within call in case any problem should arise at Abigail’s. As of this minute”-he opened one eye and looked at the clock-“we are proceeding according to schedule, but we can’t afford any more botches.” A smile. “Ellie, you can see the logic of that, can’t you?”

“Perhaps you should run it by me again, in words of no more than one syllable.” My withering gaze was wasted on him. Ben was taking his injured finger’s pulse. Turning my back, I gave Spite or Spit-I mean Spice or Spite another wipe and my eyes one, too.

A hand touched my shoulder. “How about dinner in here tonight, Ellie? Wouldn’t that be cosy?” Someone was now unpinning my hair.

“Yes, it would, thank you.” Taking a deep breath, I reminded myself how lucky I was in having a husband who cooked for me, didn’t forbid my family the house, and had the magic touch. But my mother’s voice nudged at my ear: “Ellie, oh Ellie! Don’t you know you are in trouble when you start toting up his good points?”

That night I awoke several times to the feeling that the house was enveloped in a muffling stillness. And when I got out of bed at seven o’clock, the window was white with snow. Impossible on this the twenty-seventh of April! But true.

I trailed downstairs after Ben, wearing his plaid dressing gown, coughing into my hanky. It was mostly a sympathy cough as my cold was close to cured. My resentment at being left at home wasn’t.

“Ellie, if you desperately want to come…” He opened the fridge.

A magnanimous offer, considering that the taxi he had arranged to take him to the station was due any second. (It wouldn’t do for the Heinz to break down, causing him to miss his meeting with Mr. A. E. Brady and assorted