premises.
“Don’t say it,” Freddy rejoined. “Don’t say that line about everything I have is yours because, despite the vulgar tattle, I
“No one can guarantee you the perpetual enlivenment of murder,” I felt compelled to warn, but he was gone. Minutes later we heard the roar of his motorbike.
Primrose sighed sentimentally. “Off to find his true love. And now, my dear Ellie, Hyacinth and I must also bid you adieu. It has been a pleasure and a privilege working with you and I do hope the opportunity may present itself again.” She drew her shawl around her shoulders and glanced at her Mickey Mouse watch.
Hyacinth gathered up her carpetbag and rose from her chair. “Yes, Ellie, do keep in touch. And please spread the word to any of your friends who might be in need that Flowers Detection specialises in Crimes with a Difference.” She shook hands warmly with my parents-in-law. “Goodbye, Mr. and Mrs. Elijah Haskell. I am glad that you may now return to your little shop in peace.” As she came up to me, she whispered, “I do trust they will take the hint.”
To my dismay, it looked like they had. As I closed the front door on the Tramwells, Magdalene began filling her arms with statues of saints. “Well, Giselle, it looks as though you and Ben are about to be alone in your own home.”
“Don’t be silly,” I protested. “You
“Elijah and I are going to celebrate.” I was close enough to see her face flush a dusty rose. “Unlike people of your generation, we want to do it in utmost privacy.”
I grabbed St. Francis as he took a dive. “Are we talking about a second honeymoon?”
She looked at me, then began piling on more statues. “Eli and I never went on a honeymoon. We couldn’t afford it, not that I minded. There are more important things in life, and I’m not the one to hanker for the little extras in life that
“Are you sure you won’t stay here tonight?”
“Giselle.” Sigh. “I don’t expect
I didn’t listen to any more. I went up to my bedroom and came back down with a tissue paper package. Magdalene reluctantly put the statues down on the trestle table and opened it up.
“A pink nightdress,” she said.
“A pearl-pink nightdress,” I corrected, “made from the gossamer wings of one thousand and one fireflies. Guaranteed to make you irresistible as long as you don’t wear curlers with it or bedsocks.”
She held it against her with one hand and touched her wispy hair with the other. “I must be truthful, Giselle. You weren’t what I wanted in a daughter-in-law. It wasn’t just the religion or your thinking I was a charwoman, it was you being so… tall and thin… and independent. I always hoped my Ben would marry someone… plump and grateful. But first impressions aren’t everything. And I think we’ve grown closer these last trying days.”
“You mean you began to like me a little better when you no longer saw me as a pampered child of fortune?”
“Something like that, but not in those words.” She stroked the nightdress. “I never thought Eli and I would have complicated my boy’s life, or yours…”
“But you have,” I said. “I’ve grown fond of you. Why don’t you go upstairs and pack, and I’ll make you a cup of tea. Oh, one thing… Because I was so nice and gave you the nightdress, how about leaving me St. Francis?”
“If you insist-Ellie.”
“Thanks, Mum.”
The house seemed nude without the statues and without the doilies and the crocheted covers on the cannisters and the patchwork rugs. Perhaps feeling their absence as well, Ben soon suggested we have an early night. On our way through the hall, the telephone rang. I was afraid to pick it up in case it was an outraged widow, but wonderfully, it was Dorcas.
“Ellie? Everything shipshape on the home front?”
When I could stop my joyous squealing, I said, “As of now, yes. Why?”
“Had the spookiest feeling all day that something was wrong. Got a letter this morning from one of the teachers at the Miriam Academy where I used to work. I’d written and told her about that girl you mentioned, Jenny Spender, who said she was a pupil at the school. But Evelyn, my chum, says there’s no such kid. Never has been. Has to be a logical explanation, but haven’t been able to shake this peculiar feeling of menace.”
“Dorcas, it’s all right. There was a problem with Jenny, which I will tell you all about when you get home. Which I hope will be soon. Because I miss you terribly. If you went away to be noble and give Ben and me time alone, forget it.”
I could hear whisperings and then Jonas came on the line. “We’ll be home on Saturday. Have the Ovaltine hot.”
The air was filled with the lovely tranquility of twilight and apple blossom. I was lying on the bed wearing a rather fetching green nightshirt when Ben came in with a bottle of champagne and two glasses. His hand brushed my shoulder and then snapped on the radio. I started to tell him about the return of the wanderers when I became distracted.
“Ben, what is that music? It sounds like a knife on a sink.”
Foam sidled down the bottle and a comma of dark hair fell over his brow as he listened. “It’s a violin solo, darling. Don’t you like violins?”
“Yes,” I said, “when they are lost in a crowd of trombones and flutes and other less screechy instruments.” I took the glass he handed me.
“Why are you smiling?”
“Just happy.” My fingers wove into his and I felt my soul being set alight by the emerald fire of his eyes. I looked down at my wedding ring and remembered, with regret, the diamond shine of my engagement ring.
“Now what are you thinking?” His lips touched the side of my neck and the horrible violins faded away.
“About Edwin Digby and Teddy. I hope they find happiness at last. I hope that Sylvania and the old nanny are well cared for after the investigations at The Peerless. I hope your parents are doing justice to my pearl-pink nightdress. We’ll make Abigail’s a success, not an overnight one, but the other kind is better.”
“Here’s to Happy Ever After, darling.” Ben touched his glass to mine, and we crossed hands and sipped like lovers on the big silver screen. As I watched the golden bubbles dance, I thought with wry amusement of the girl I had been, the one who thought marriage was like a diet. If you followed the rules to the letter, it would be painless and you would be a winner. I reached out for Ben, wondering if I should warn him that the fat woman was alive and well inside me, that I knew enough now not to make any glib promises even to myself. Should I tell him what else these months of marriage had taught me? That there is no such thing as Happy Ever After, and that is the sadness, the splendour, the magic of real love.
MEMO: To Mrs. Millicent Parsnip, Recording Secretary.
In view of the exodus from the community of the entire membership of our noble organisation, I request you burn all files lest they fall into unworthy hands.
Yours, in the hope that we shall rise again,
Amelia Bottomly,
President
