have them all ready to produce after you'd got me to listen in on your little act with Josephine. I must say you all played your parts beautifully, otherwise; but it's little details like that that spoil the effect. I told you at the time that you were a mug,' said the Saint reprovingly. 'Now why don't you paddle off and try to comfort Yoring and Kilgarry? I'm afraid they're going to be rather hurt when they hear that you didn't manage to at least make the best of a bad job and get me to hand you my winnings.'
But Mercer did not paddle off at once. He stared at the Saint for quite a long time, understanding why so many other men who had once thought themselves clever had learned to regard that cool and smiling privateer as something closely allied to the devil himself. And wondering, as they had, why the death penalty for murder had ever been invented.
IX THE MAN WHO LIKED ANTS
'I WONDER what would have happened if you had gone into a respectable business, Saint,' Ivar Nordsten remarked one afternoon.
Simon Templar smiled at him so innocently that for an instant his nickname might almost have seemed justified--if it had not been for the faint lazy twinkle of unsaintly mockery that stirred at the back of his blue eyes.
'The question is too farfetched, Ivar. You might as well speculate about what would have happened if I'd been a Martian or a horse.'
They sat on the veranda of the house of Ivar Nordsten--whose name was not really Ivar Nordsten, but who was alive that day and the master of fabulous millions only because the course of one of the Saint's lawless escapades had once crossed his path at a time when death would have seemed a happy release. He of all living men should have had no wish to change the history of that twentieth-century Robin Hood, whose dark reckless face could be found photographed in half the police archives of the world, and whose gay impudence of outlawry had in its time set the underworlds of five continents buzzing like nests of infuriated wasps. But in that mood of idle fantasy which may well come with the after-lunch contentment of a warm Florida afternoon, Nordsten would have put forward almost any preposterous premise that might give him the pleasure of listening to his friend.
'It isn't as farfetched as that,' he said. 'You will never admit it, but you have many respectable instincts.'
'But I have so many more disreputable ones to keep them under control,' answered the Saint earnestly. 'And it's always been so much more amusing to indulge the disreputable instincts. . . . No, Ivar, I mustn't let you make a paragon out of me. If I were quite cynically psychoanalyzing myself, I should probably say that the reason why I only soak the more obvious excrescences on the human race is because it makes everything okay with my respectable instincts and lets them go peacefully to sleep. Then I can turn all my disreputable impulses loose on the mechanical problem of soaking this obvious excrescence in some satisfyingly novel and juicy manner, and get all the fun of original sin out of it without any qualms of conscience.'
'But you contradict yourself. The mere fact that you speak in terms of what you call 'an obvious excrescence on the human race' proves that you have some moral standards by which you judge him, and that you have some idealistic interest in the human race itself.'
'The human race,' said the Saint sombrely, 'is a repulsive, dull, bloated, ill-conditioned and ill-favoured mass of dimly conscious meat, the chief justification for whose existence is that it provides a contrasting background against which my beauty and spiritual perfections can shine with a lustre only exceeded by your own.'
'You have a natural modesty which I had never suspected,' Nordsten observed gravely, and they both laughed. 'But,' he added, 'I think you will get on well with Dr Sardon.'
'Who is he?'
'A neighbour of mine. We are dining with him tonight.'
Simon frowned.
'I warned you that I was travelling without any dress clothes,' he began, but Nordsten shook his head maliciously.
'Dr Sardon likes dress clothes even less than you do. And you never warned me that you were coming here at all. So what could I do? I accepted his invitation a week ago, so when you arrived I could only tell Sardon what had happened. Of course he insisted that you must come with me. But I think he will interest you.'
The Saint sighed resignedly and swished the highball gently around in his glass so that the ice clinked.
'Why should I be interested in any of your neighbours?' he protested. 'I didn't come here to commit any crimes; and I'm sure all these people are as respectable as millionaires can be.'
'Dr Sardon is not a millionaire. He is a very brilliant biologist.'
'What else makes him interesting?'
'He is very fond of ants,' said Nordsten seriously, and the Saint sat up.
Then he finished his drink deliberately and put down the glass.
'Now I know that this climate doesn't agree with you,' he said. 'Let's get changed and go down to the tennis court. I'll put you in your place before we start the evening.'
Nevertheless he drove over to Dr Sardon's house that evening in a mood of open-minded curiosity. Scientists he had known before, men who went down thousands of feet into the sea to look at globigerina ooze and men who devised complicated electrical gadgets in laboratories to manufacture gold; but this was the first time that he had heard of a biologist who was fon,d of ants. Everything that was out of the ordinary was prospective material for the Saint. It must be admitted that in simplifying his own career to elementary equations by which obvious excrescences on the human race could be soaked, he did himself less than justice.
But there was nothing about the square smooth-shaven man who was introduced to him as Dr Sardon to take away the breath of any hardened outlaw. He might perhaps have been an ordinary efficient doctor, possibly with an exclusive and sophisticated practice; more probably he could have been a successful stockbroker, or the manager of any profitable commercial business. He shook hands with them briskly and almost mechanically, seeming to summarize the Saint in one sweeping glance through his crisp-looking rimless pince-nez.
'No, you're not a bit late, Mr Nordsten. As a matter of fact I was working until twenty minutes ago. If you had come earlier I should have been quite embarrassed.'
He introduced his niece, a dark slender girl with a quiet and rather aloof beauty which would have been chilling if it had not been relieved by the friendly humour of her brown eyes. About her, Simon admitted, there might certainly have been things to attract the attention of a modern buccaneer.
'Carmen has been assisting me. She has a very good degree from Columbia.'
He made no other unprompted reference to his researches, and Simon recognized him as the modern type of scientist whose carefully cultivated pose of matter-of-fact worldliness is just as fashionable an affectation as the mystical and bearded eccentricity of his predecessors used to be. Dr Sardon talked about politics, about his golf handicap and about the art of Otto Soglow. He was an entertaining and effective conversationalist but he might never have heard of such a thing as biology until towards the close of dinner Ivar Nordsten skilfully turned a discussion of gardening to the subject of insect pests.
'Although, of course,' he said, 'you would not call them that.'
It was strange to see the dark glow that came into Sardon's eyes.
'As a popular term,' he said in his deep vibrant voice, 'I suppose it is too well established for me to change it. But it would be much more reasonable for the insects to talk about human pests.'
He turned to Simon.
'I expect Mr Nordsten has already warned you about the--bee in my bonnet,' he said; but he used the phrase without smiling. 'Do you by any chance know anything about the subject?'
'I had a flea once,' said the Saint reminiscently. 'I called him Goebbels. But he left me.'
'Then you wrould be surprised to know how many of the most sensational achievements of man were surpassed by the insects hundreds of years ago without any artificial aids.' The finger tips of his strong nervous hands played a tattoo against each other, 'You talk about the Age of Speed and Man's Conquest of the Air; and yet the fly Cephenomia, the swiftest living creature, can outpace the fastest of your boasted aeroplanes. What is the greatest scientific marvel of the century? Probably you would say radio. But Count Arco, the German radio expert, has proved the existence of a kind of wireless telegraphy, or telepathy, between certain species of beetle, which makes nothing of a separation of miles. Lakhovsky claims to have demonstrated that this is common to several other insects. When the Redemanni termites build their twenty-five-foot conical towers topped with ten-foot chimneys they are performing much greater marvels of engineering than building an Empire State Building. To
