'Surely, my dear Monsieur Poirot, to do a thing supremely well is a justification! You want, very unimaginatively, to take every murderer, handcuff him, shut him up, and eventually break his neck for him in the early hours of the morning. In my opinion a really successful murderer should be granted a pension out of the public funds and asked out to dinner!'
Poirot shrugged his shoulders.
'I am not as insensitive to art in crime as you think. I can admire the perfect murderer; I can also admire a tiger – that splended tawny striped beast. But I will admire him from outside his cage. I will not go inside. That is to say, not unless it is my duty to do so. For you see, Mr. Shaitana, the tiger might spring.'
Mr. Shaitana laughed. 'I see. And the murderer?'
'Might murder,' said Poirot gravely.
'My dear fellow – what an alarmist you are! Then you will not come to meet my collection of – tigers?'
'On the contrary, I shall be enchanted.'
'How brave!'
'You do not quite understand me, Mr. Shaitana. My words were in the nature of a warning. You asked me just now to admit that your idea of a collection of murderers was amusing. I said I could think of another word other than amusing. That word was dangerous. I fancy, Mr. Shaitana, that your hobby might be a dangerous one!'
Mr. Shaitana laughed, a very Mephistophelean laugh. He said, 'I may expect you then, on the eighteenth?'
Poirot gave a little bow. 'You may expect me on the eighteenth. Mille remerciments.'
'I shall arrange a little party,' replied Shaitana. 'Do not forget. Eight o'clock.'
He moved away. Poirot stood a minute or two looking after him.
He shook his head slowly and thoughtfully.
Chapter 2
DINNER AT MR. SHAITANA'S
The door of Mr. Shaitana's flat opened noiselessly. A gray-haired butler drew it back to let Poirot enter. He closed it equally noiselessly and deftly relieved the guest of his overcoat and hat.
He murmured in a low expressionless voice, 'What name shall I say?'
'Monsieur Hercule Poirot.'
There was a little hum of talk that eddied out into the hall as the butler opened a door and announced, 'Monsieur Hercule Poirot.'
Sherry glass in hand, Shaitana came forward to meet him. He was as usual immaculately dressed. The Mephistophelean suggestion was heightened tonight, the eyebrows seemed accentuated in their mocking twist.
'Let me introduce you – do you know Mrs. Oliver?'
The showman in him enjoyed the little start of surprise that Poirot gave.
Mrs. Ariadne Oliver was extremely well known as one of the foremost writers of detective and other sensational stories. She wrote chatty, if not particularly grammatical, articles on 'The Tendency of the Criminal,' “Famous Crimes Passionnels,' 'Murder for Love v. Murder for Gain.' She was also a hotheaded feminist and when any murder of importance was occupying space in the press there was sure to be an interview with Mrs. Oliver, and it was mentioned that Mrs. Oliver had said, 'Now if a woman were the head of Scotland Yard!' She was an earnest believer in woman's intuition.
For the rest she was an agreeable woman of middle age, handsome in a rather untidy fashion, with fine eyes, substantial shoulders, and a large quantity of rebellious gray hair with which she was continually experimenting. One day her appearance would be highly intellectual – a brow with the hair scraped back from it and coiled in a large bun in the neck; on another, Mrs. Oliver would suddenly appear with Madonna loops, or large masses of slightly untidy curls. On this particular evening Mrs. Oliver was trying out a fringe.
She greeted Poirot, whom she had met before at a literary dinner, in an agreeable bass voice.
'And Superintendent Battle you doubtless know,' said Mr. Shaitana.
A big square wooden-faced man moved forward. Not only did an onlooker feel that Superintendent Battle was carved out of wood – he also managed to convey the impression that the wood in question was the timber out of a battleship.
Superintendent Battle was supposed to be Scotland Yard's best representative. He always looked stolid and rather stupid. 'I know Monsieur Poirot,' said Superintendent Battle.
And his wooden face creased into a smile and then returned to its former unexpressiveness.
'Colonel Race,' went on Mr. Shaitana. Poirot had not previously met Colonel Race, but he knew something about him. A dark, handsome, deeply bronzed man of fifty, he was usually to be found in some outpost of Empire – especially if there were trouble brewing. Secret Service is a melodramatic term, but it described pretty accurately to the lay mind the nature and scope of Colonel Race's activities.
Poirot had by now taken in and appreciated the particular essence of his host's humorous intentions.
'Our other guests are late,' said Mr. Shaitana. 'My fault, perhaps. I believe I told them eight-fifteen.'
But at that moment the door opened and the butler announced, 'Doctor Roberts.'
The man who came in did so with a kind of parody of a brisk bedside manner. He was a cheerful, highly colored individual of middle age. Small twinkling eyes, a touch of baldness, a tendency of embonpoint and a general air of a well-scrubbed and disinfected medical practitioner. His manner was cheerful and confident. You felt that his diagnosis would be correct and his treatments agreeable and practical – 'a little champagne in convalescence perhaps.' A man of the world!
'Not late, I hope?' said Doctor Roberts genially.
He shook hands with his host and was introduced to the others. He seemed particularly gratified at meeting Battle. 'Why, you're one of the big noises at Scotland Yard, aren't you? This is interesting! Too bad to make you talk shop but I warn you I shall have a try at it. Always been interested in crime. Bad thing for a doctor, perhaps. Mustn't say so to my nervous patients – ha, ha!'
Again the door opened.
'Mrs. Lorrimer.'
Mrs. Lorrimer was a well-dressed woman of sixty. She had lovely cut features, beautifully arranged gray hair, and a clear, incisive voice.
'I hope I'm not late,' she said, advancing to her host. She turned from him to greet Doctor Roberts with whom she was acquainted.
The butler announced, 'Major Despard.'
Major Despard was a tall, lean, handsome man, his face slightly marred by a scar on the temple. Introductions completed, he gravitated naturally to the side of Colonel Race – and the two men were soon talking sport and comparing their experiences on safari.
For the last time the door opened and the butler announced, 'Miss Meredith.'
A girl in the early twenties entered. She was of medium height and pretty. Brown curls clustered in her neck, her gray eyes were large and wide apart. Her face was powdered but not made up. Her voice was slow and rather shy.
She said, 'Oh, dear, am I the last?'
Mr. Shaitana descended on her with sherry and an ornate and complimentary reply. His introductions were formal and almost ceremonious.
Miss Meredith was left sipping her sherry by Poirot's side.
'Our friend is very punctilious,' said Poirot with a smile.
The girl agreed. 'I know. People rather dispense with introductions nowadays. They just say, 'I expect you know everybody,' and leave it at that.'
'Whether you do or you don't?'
