“You sure? It’s premium.”
“Primo,” Billings added.
“Boss.”
“I get it,” Myron said. “It’s really good.”
The twins sat back and for a moment all was silent. “Whenever I’m on the beach,” Billings said, “I pick up one grain of sand.”
“Oh no,” Blakely said. “Here we go again.”
“No, I’m serious here. Think about it. One grain of sand. I pick up one tiny grain of sand and I think of how many grains of sand are on this beach. Then I think about how many of them are on this entire island. Then I start thinking about how many grains of sand there are in this entire world. And I’m, like, whoa.”
Myron looked at Win some more.
“And the kicker-the real kicker-is that our entire planet is smaller than that grain of sand next to all those other grains. Can you even comprehend that? Our solar system is smaller than that grain of sand when you compare it to the rest of the universe.”
Myron said, “How much of this stuff have you smoked today?”
Billings chuckled. “Come on. Let’s get you on your way to Mr. Famous Rock Star.”
“I hate his music,” Blakely added.
“Total crap.”
“Self-indulgent dung.”
“Pretentious caterwauling.”
They stepped out of the car. Myron was about to open the door, but Win put his hand on his knee. “Wait. Let them take the lead. We need to stay hidden.”
“Do you really trust these kids?”
“They serve a purpose. Don’t worry.”
A minute later, Win nodded that it was okay. The rain continued to pound down on them. The twins had gone down a path off the beach. Myron and Win followed, staying a solid fifty yards back. The rain made the visibility tough. They trekked on a serpentine route through a rather hilly wooded area. The path was gone now so that they had to duck under tree branches and step over rocks. Every once in a while, Myron could see the beach to his left through openings in the trees. Finally, Win put his arm in front of Myron, gatelike. They both stopped.
The twins were gone.
“They’ve reached Wire’s property,” Win said. “We need to be more cautious now.”
Myron let Win take the lead. They slowed their step. The opening looked like a black hole. Myron wiped the rain from his face. Win bent low. He took out the night-vision goggles and pulled them over his face. He signaled for Myron to wait and then he vanished into the dark. A few moments later, Win came back into the woods and signaled for Myron to come forward.
Myron stepped into the clearing and saw via moonlight that they were on a beach. About fifty yards in front of them on the left, Billings and Blakely lay on big boulders. They were on their backs, passing a joint back and forth, the rain not a factor. Waves pounded the boulders. Win’s gaze was turned to the right. Myron followed it up the hill and saw what had snagged his friend’s attention.
Whoa, Nelly.
Gabriel Wire’s palace sat perched alone overlooking the Atlantic. Victorian neo-Gothic with red brick, stone, terra-cotta roof, and cathedral spires a la the House of Parliament, the estate was perfect for the rock-star ego, sprawling and sensual and absolutely nothing like the more understated WASP homes that dotted the rest of the island. The front had a fortress feel with a gated archway that looked like an oversized duplicate of the one on Lex and Suzze’s rooftop.
Billings and Blakely sidled over to them. For a few moments they all just stared up at it. “Didn’t we tell you?” Billings said.
“Personally,” Blakely said, “I think it’s gauche.”
“Spectacularly ostentatious.”
“Over-the-top on steroids.”
“Showy.”
“Pretentious.”
“Overcompensating.”
Both boys giggled at that one. Then growing more somber, Blakely said, “But man oh man, what a total Babe Lair.”
“Love Nest.”
“Herpes Haven.”
“Penile Palace.”
“Beaver Trap.”
Myron tried not to sigh. It was like hanging out with a really annoying thesaurus. He turned to Win and asked what the plan was.
“Follow me,” Win said.
As they moved back toward the tree line and angled up toward the house, Win explained that Billings and Blakely would approach the house from the front. “The twins have made it to the house several times before,” Win said, “but they’ve never made it inside. They’ve rung the bell. They’ve tried the windows. Eventually a security guard chases them. The boys claim that there is only one guard at the house at night, while a second guard covers the gate on the road.”
“But they can’t know that for sure.”
“No, so neither do we.”
Myron thought about it. “But they make it all the way to the house before the guard sees them. That means there are probably no motion detectors.”
“Motion detectors rarely work on large open estates,” Win said. “Too many animals set off false alarms. There will probably be alarms or some kind of chime on the doors and windows, but that shouldn’t concern us.”
Burglar alarms, Myron knew, kept out the amateur or run-of-the-mill robber. They did not keep out Win and his satchel of tools.
“So the only big risk,” Myron said, “is how many guards are in the actual house.”
Win smiled. His eyes had that funny glaze. “What’s life without a few risks?”
Still in the trees, Win and Myron reached a spot about twenty yards from the house. Win signaled for Myron to duck down. He pointed to the side door and whispered, “Servants’ entrance. That’s how we will make our approach.”
He took out his cell phone and again flashed it. In the distance, Billings and Blakely started climbing up the hill toward the estate’s archway gate. The wind picked up speed, whipping the boys on their ascent. They kept their heads lowered and came closer.
Win nodded at Myron. Both men got on their bellies and commando-crawled toward the servant’s entrance. Myron could see that the door led to a kitchen or pantry or something like that, but the lights were off inside. The ground was sopping wet from the rain, making their crawl feel snail-like. The mud oozed beneath them, friction free.
When Win and Myron reached the side door, they remained on their bellies and waited. Myron turned his head to the side and rested his chin on the wet ground. He could see the ocean. Lightning ripped the sky in two. Thunder crackled. They stayed there for one minute, then two. Myron started getting antsy.
A few moments later, through the wind and rain, he heard a shout: “Your music sucks!”
It was Billings or Blakely. The other-the one who hadn’t yelled first-came back with, “It’s horrendous!”
“Dreadful!”
“Ghastly!”
“Appalling!”
“An offensive audible assault!”
“A ghastly ear crime!”
Win was up and working the door with a thin screwdriver. The lock wouldn’t be a problem, but Win had spotted a magnetic sensor. He took a sliver of special foil and jammed it between the two sensors so it would work as a
