was a kid, the estate had belonged to a famed crime boss. Rumors swirled around the playground about the place. One kid said that if you crossed their property line, real-live gangsters shot at you. Another kid said that there was a crematorium behind the house where the mafia boss burned his victims.
This second rumor was actually true.
The gateposts were topped with bronze lion heads. Win took the long drive to the first landing. That was as far as they’d be able to go. They parked. Myron watched three big guys in ill-fitted suits approach. The one in the middle, the leader, was extra beefy.
Win took out both his guns and placed them in the glove compartment.
“Get rid of your weapons,” Win said. “We’re going to be searched.”
Myron looked at him. “Do you have a plan here?”
“I do.”
“Do you want to share it with me?”
“I already did. The four of us are going to chat. We will all act rationally. We will learn what we need to about your brother. We will agree not to harm their business interest if they don’t harm us. What part of this bothers you?”
“The part where you trust a psychopath like Herman Ache to act rationally.”
“He is, first and foremost, interested in business and the air of legitimacy. Killing us would harm that.”
The biggest of the beefy bruisers-he had to be six-seven, three hundred pounds-knocked on Win’s window with his ring. Win rolled down the window. “May I help you?”
“Get a load of this.” Beefy looked at Win like he was something that had just dropped out of a dog’s behind. “So you’re the famous Win.”
Win smiled brightly.
“You don’t look like much,” Beefy said.
“I could offer up several cliches-don’t judge a book by its cover, big things come in small packages-but really, wouldn’t that just go over your head?”
“You being funny?”
“Evidently not.”
Beefy lowered his brow in a Neanderthal frown. “You armed?”
“No,” Win said, pounding his chest. “Me Win. You armed?”
“Huh?”
Sigh. “No, we are not armed.”
“We’re gonna search you. Thoroughly.”
Win winked at Beefy. “I was counting on that, big boy.”
Beefy took a step back. “Get the hell out of the car before I put a hole in your head. Now.”
Homophobia. Still gets to them every time.
Usually Myron joined Win in these fearless taunts, but this situation seemed too out of control. Win left the keys in the ignition. He and Myron stepped out of the car. Beefy told them where to stand. They did as he asked. The other two men opened the back door and used straight razors to free Evan Crisp from the plastic restraints. Crisp rubbed the circulation back into his wrists. He walked over to Win and stood directly in front of him. The two men stared each other down.
“Can’t sneak up on me this time,” Crisp said.
Win gave him the smile. “Would you like to go, Crisp?”
“Very much. But right now time is short, so I’ll just have my boys here hold a gun on your friend while I pop you one. Just a little payback.”
“Mr. Ache gave specific instructions,” Beefy said. “No damaging the goods until he talks to them. Follow me.”
Beefy led the way. Myron and Win were first. Crisp and the two goons took the back. Up ahead Myron could see the dark baronial mansion that one old mobster described as “Transylvania Classic.” It fit. Man, Myron thought, it had been a big night for huge, creepy homes. As they walked, Myron swore he could hear the long-dead call out a warning.
Beefy took them through the back entrance into a mudroom. He had them walk through a metal detector, then he double-checked them with a security wand. Myron tried to remain calm, wondering where Win had hidden the weapon. There was no way he would go into this situation without one.
When he was done with the wand, Beefy did a rough handsearch on Myron. Then he moved on to Win, taking longer.
Win said, “Thorough as promised. Is there a tip jar?”
“Funny guy,” Beefy said. When he was done, Beefy took a step back and opened a closet door. He took out two gray sweat suits. “Strip down to nothing. Then you can put these on.”
“Are those one-hundred-percent cotton?” Win asked. “I have very sensitive skin, not to mention a reputation for haute couture.”
“Funny guy,” Beefy said again.
“And gray totally doesn’t work with my complexion. It completely washes me out.” But now, even Win sounded a little strained by where this was going. His tone had a whistling-in-the-dark quality to it. The other two goons snickered and took out their guns. Myron looked over to Win. Win shrugged. Not much choice now. They both stripped down to their underwear. Beefy made them take that off too. The, uh, probe was thankfully brief. Win’s homophobic jokes had worried them into not being overly meticulous.
When they finished, Beefy handed one of the sweat suits to Myron, the other to Win. “Put them on.”
They did so in silence.
“Mr. Ache is waiting in the library,” Beefy said.
Crisp led the way with a hint of a smile on his face. Beefy and the Boys stayed behind. No surprise. The Gabriel Wire situation had to be top secret. Myron guessed that no one knew about it but Ache, Crisp, and maybe an attorney on retainer. Even the security guards who worked the property didn’t know. “Maybe I should do the talking,” Myron said.
“Okay.”
“You’re right. Herman Ache will want to do what’s in his best interest. We have his golden goose.”
“Agreed.”
When they entered the library, Herman Ache was waiting with a snifter of brandy. He stood by one of those antique-globe wet bars. Win had one too. In fact, the entire room looked as though Win had done the decorating. Bookshelves lined the walls, three stories high, with a sliding ladder so that you could reach the higher volumes. The leather club chairs were burgundy. There was an oriental carpet and deep wainscoting on the ceilings.
Herman Ache’s gray toupee was a little too shiny tonight. He wore a polo shirt with a V-neck sweater underneath it. There was a logo for a golf club on the chest.
Herman pointed at Win. “I told you to leave this alone.”
Win nodded. “You did indeed.” Then Win reached into the waistband of the sweatpants, pulled out a gun, and shot Herman Ache right between the eyes. Herman Ache crumbled in a ragged heap. Myron actually gasped out loud. He turned to Win, who already had the weapon pointed at Evan Crisp.
“Don’t,” Win said to Crisp. “If I wanted you dead, you’d be dead too. Don’t force my hand.”
Crisp froze.
Myron just stared. Herman Ache was dead. No question about it.
Myron said, “Win?”
Win kept his eye trained on Crisp. “Search him, Myron.”
In something of a daze, Myron did as Win asked. There was no weapon. Win told Crisp to get on his knees and lace his hands behind his head. Crisp did so. Win kept the gun pointed at Crisp’s head.
“Win?”
“We had no choice, Myron. Mr. Crisp here was correct. Herman would have killed everyone dear to us.”
“What about all that talk about his business interest? What about detente?”
“Herman may have agreed for a little while, but not in the long run. You know that. The moment we discovered Wire was dead it became us or him. He would never let us live, holding that over his head.”
“But killing Herman Ache”-Myron shook his head, trying to clear it-“even you don’t just walk away from
