This was speculation, of course, but informed speculation, and as if more proof were needed, the door to my stall was kicked open, swiping me across the back and sending me off balance, only to catch myself with a hand against the wall. I looked back and saw a guy a head taller than me with skin the color of coffee-with-cream—spiffy in a sharply cut brown suit with black lapels—grinning (he had a golden incisor) the way a big rapist does at a little girl.
Then he grabbed me by the shoulders and dragged me out of the stall and flung me against the row of sinks. The doctor’s bag of money, which I hadn’t snapped shut, stayed in the stall, clunking on its side on the tile floor, spilling cash.
I hit hard, but not so hard that I couldn’t whip my .45 out from under my arm, only the big guy, who looked like a linebacker but had a ballet dancer’s grace, nimbly kicked the gun from my hand, his pointy Cuban boot jabbing my right wrist. The automatic skittered and spun on the tile floor, way out of reach. He was coming at me with clawed hands outstretched and with a gold-toothed grin that seemed at once menacing and simple-minded, and I braced my hands on the edge of sink behind me, lifted myself and kicked out with both feet and caught him in the chest.
He went windmilling back, slapping open and returning to the stall he’d dragged me from, moisture catching his fancy boots and depositing him on the floor, the stool stopping him, and this time it was my attacker who was clawing for a rod under his arm, a .22 automatic that was aimed right at me when I was all but on top of him, and I batted it away and took him by the legs and upended him. He conked his head on the porcelain edge of the crapper, dazing himself, and then I lifted him up and over and dunked him in, so that he made a splashing underwater headstand in the bowl. I had him around the waist and I hugged him like I loved him, his feet kicking harmlessly above me, his hands trying to swim in the air but getting nowhere, swiping at me but seldom landing and then with more hysteria than power, and it took him probably two gurgling minutes to drown.
I pulled him up and out and sat him loosely on the stool. His eyes were open but not seeing anything, and his hair, which had been slicked back like George Raft’s, was trailing down his forehead in damp seaweed tendrils now. I had gotten pretty wet myself, my pants anyway, and I was exhausted. You try holding a two-hundred-pound bastard upside down in a john and see if you don’t come out wiped.
When I shut him in there, all you could see were two feet visible under the door of a stall. The floor was a little waterpooled in there, but otherwise it was normal enough a sight.
I retrieved my .45 and stuck it back under my arm.
At the row of sinks, I repacked the Gladstone bag, some of the bills pretty damp. With the party over, I was more attuned to the danger of somebody coming in on me, but either nobody at the bus station had time to go before catching their ride, or I was even luckier than usual.
I even took time to throw some water on my face and stand there till my breathing was back to normal. I looked at myself in the mirror and answered my own unasked question.
But I
On the way out, I understood why we hadn’t been disturbed— my assailant had thoughtfully hung an out of order sign on the door. I guessed I owed him one, but didn’t feel too bad I’d never get the chance to repay him.
The diner I was meeting Muddy Harris at was only half a dozen blocks from the bus station, so I walked it, and the Miami sunshine dried my trousers by the time I got there. I spotted the bail bondsman in a back booth, waved at him, he waved back, but first I needed the men’s room.
For a less strenuous session, I hoped.
It was a one-seater with a single urinal, and you could lock the door, which I did. At the sink, I unloaded the bag of money, and did a fast but probably accurate count.
There was one-hundred-and-twenty grand in the bag. So Best had squeezed that $75,000 out of Halaquez, and a little more. That gave me an extra $45,000 to play with. If I were a great guy, I would hand that over to the Cuban exiles, too. But I was Morgan the Raider, who just drowned a guy in a toilet, so I would pocket the excess for my trouble.
That Muddy was having a piece of pie did not surprise me. That he could eat that way, and carry all that weight around, and still find clothes that looked baggy on him, remained a mystery.
“I hear the heat’s off,” he said cheerfully.
“Temporarily,” I said. “I struck a deal with Crowley.”
“Do you trust him?”
“We have mutual interests. He’s after Jaimie Halaquez, too. What is that, coconut cream? A la mode? Are you kidding?”
His frown was disgusted and disgusting, white-smeared as it was. “Do I look like I need health tips from Morgan the Raider? Listen, I can assure you the Mob is no part of what’s been going down.”
“You can, huh?”
He nodded, licked ice cream from his upper lip. “The Mob boys have really distanced themselves from the Cuban exile crowd, the last couple years. Not to mention the CIA— they feel they got burned. Anyway, it’s looking obvious the casinos aren’t going back in, in Havana, any time soon. And you were right—Castro’s made a deal with Trafficante, and dope is flowing. Big heroin source.”
“Which means...the Mob isn’t part of this.”
“Yeah, didn’t I say that? But that’s not the big news.”
“Do I have to buy you more pie before you spill it?”
“Naw. I’m just having the one piece...that bring-yourown- whips-and-chains party on Palm Beach? At that rented mansion? It happens tonight.”
I sat forward. “You know this how?”
“I have ops staking out the area, like you requested. They have this very day seen hookers streaming into that joint like ants to a picnic. These are not your run-of-the-mill chippies —real beautiful pieces, and word is, they are specialists. Domination. Bondage. The whole ball-gag bit.”
“Coming from out of town, you think?”
“Oh, no question—some, anyway. There aren’t that many of this specialized type of sex worker in Miami.”
“And the Consummata herself?”
He shrugged, patting his comb-over in place. “Well, we don’t know for a fact that this is the Consummata, Morgan. It just fits her M.O., is all. And how would I know her if I saw her? Other than she’s a well-preserved old broad, by all accounts. I mean, she wears a leather mask and the whole nine yards. You know, the Lone Ranger or Zorro, they got nothing on her, and they don’t have tits.”
“What if I wanted a blueprint on this mansion?”
He didn’t bother hiding his smugness. Both his grin and tone conveyed it. “I’m ahead of you, Morgan...but it’ll cost you a thousand.”
“What do I get for it?”
“How about floor plans? Also, the position of the dock off the back lawn, if you should want to show up by
