The Chocolate War

'Jesus,' Obie said, exasperated.

'Don't swear, Obie,' Archie chided. 'You'll have to tell it in confession.'

'Look who's talking. I don't know how you had the nerve to receive communion at chapel this morning.'

'It doesn't take nerve, Obie. When you march down to the rail, you're receiving The Body, man. Me, I'm just chewing a wafer they buy by the pound in Worcester.'

Obie looked away in disgust.

'And when you say 'Jesus,' you're talking about your leader. But when I say 'Jesus,' I'm talking about a guy who walked the earth for thirty-three years like any other guy but caught the imagination of some PR cats. PR for Public Relations, in case you don't know, Obie.'

Obie didn't bother to answer. You couldn't ever win an argument with Archie. He was too quick with the words. Especially when he fell into one of his phony hip moods. Saying man and cat, like he was a swinger, cool, instead of a senior in a lousy little high school like Trinity.

'Come on, Archie, it's getting late,' Obie said, trying to appeal to Archie's better nature. 'I'm going to get fired one of these days.'

'Don't whine, Obie. Besides, you hate the job. You have a subconscious wish to be fired. Then you wouldn't have to stock the shelves any more or take crap from customers or work late Saturday night instead of going to the — what is it you go to? — the Teen-Age Canteen to drool over all those broads.'

Archie was uncanny. How did he know Obie hated the stupid job? How did he know that Obie hated especially those Saturday nights stalking the supermarket canyons while everybody else was at the canteen?

'See? I'm doing you a favor. Enough of these late afternoons and the boss'll say, 'You're all done, Obie baby. Set free.' And you'll have one, right in front of him.'

'And where'll my money come from?' Obie asked.

Archie waved his hand, signaling that he was tired of the conversation. You could see him physically withdraw although he was only a foot or two away from Obie on the bleacher bench. The shouts of the fellows from the football field below echoed feebly in the air. Archie's lower lip dropped. That meant he was concentrating. Thinking. Obie waited in anticipation, hating the thing in him that made him look at Archie in admiration. The way Archie could turn people on. Or off. The way he could dazzle you with his brilliance — those Vigil assignments that had made him practically a legend at Trinity — and the way he could disgust you with his cruelties, those strange offbeat cruelties of his, that had nothing to do with pain or violence but were somehow even worse. It made Obie uncomfortable to think of that stuff and he shrugged the thoughts away, waiting for Archie to talk, to say the name.

'Stanton,' Archie said finally, whispering the name, caressing the syllables. 'I think his first name is Norman.'

'Right,' Obie said, scrawling the name. Only two more to go. Archie had to come up with ten names by four o'clock and eight were now listed on Obie's pad.

'The assignment?' Obie prodded.

'Sidewalk.'

Obie grinned as he wrote the word. Sidewalk: such an innocent word. But what Archie could do with simple things like a sidewalk and a kid like Norman Stanton whom Obie recalled as a blustering bragging character with wild red hair and eyelids matted with yellow crap.

'Hey, Obie,' Archie said.

'Yeah?' Obie asked, on guard.

'You really going to be late for work? I mean — would you really lose your job?' Archie's voice was soft with concern, his eyes gentle with compassion. That's what baffled everyone about Archie — his changes of mood, the way he could be a wise bastard one minute and a great guy the neat.

'I don't think they'd actually fire me. The guy who owns the place, he's a friend of the family. But I mean getting there late doesn't, like, help the cause. I'm overdue for a raise but he's holding it back until I get on the ball.'

Archie nodded, all businesslike. 'All right, we'll wrap it up. We'll get you on the ball. Maybe I ought to assign someone to the store, and make life interesting for your boss.'

'Jeez, no,' Obie said quickly. He shivered with dread, realizing how awesome Archie's power really was. Which is why you had to stay on the good side of the bastard. Buy him Hersheys all the time to satisfy his craving for chocolate. Thank God Archie didn't go in for pot or that stuff — Obie would have had to become a pusher, for crying out loud, to supply him. Obie was officially the secretary of The Vigils but he knew what the job really demanded. Carter, the president who was almost as big a bastard as Archie, said, 'keep him happy; when Archie's happy, we're all happy.'

'Two more names,' AFchie mused now. He rose and stretched. He was tall and not too heavy. He moved with a subtle rhythm, languidly, the walk of an athlete although he hated all sports and had nothing but contempt for athletes. Particularly football players and boxers, which happened to be Trinity's two major sports. Usually, Archie didn't pick athletes for assignments — he claimed they were too stupid to absorb the delicate shadings, the subtle intricacies involved. Archie disliked violence — most of his assignments were exercises in the psychological rather than the physical That's why he got away with so much. The Trinity brothers wanted peace at any price, quiet on the campus, no broken bones. Otherwise, the sky was the limit. Which was right up Archie's alley.

'The kid they call The Goober,' Archie said now.

Obie wrote down 'Roland Goubert.'

'Brother Eugene's room.'

Obie smiled in delicious malice. He liked it when Archie involved the brothers in the assignments. Those were the most daring, of course. And someday Archie would go too far and trip himself up. In the meantime, Brother Eugene would do. He was a peaceful sort, made to order for Archie, naturally.

The sun vanished behind floating clouds. Archie brooded, isolating himself again. The wind rose, kicking puffs of dust from the football field. The field needed seeding. The bleachers also needed attention — they sagged, peeling paint like leprosy on the benches. The shadows of the goal posts sprawled on the field like grotesque crosses. Obie shivered.

'What the hell do they think I am?' Archie asked.

Obie remained silent. The question didn't seem to require an answer. It was as if Archie was talking to himself.

''These goddam assignments,' Archie said. 'Do they think it's easy?' His voice dripped sadness. 'And the black box…'

Ohie yawned. He was tired. And uncomfortable. He always yawned and got tired and uncomfortable when he found himself in situations like this, not knowing how to proceed, surprised at the anguish in Archie's voice. Or was Archie putting him on? You never knew about Archie. Obie was grateful when Archie finally shook his head as if warding off an evil spell.

'You're not much help, Obie.'

'I never thought you needed much help, Archie.'

'Don't you think I'm human, too?'

I'm not sure. That's what Obie almost said

'All right, all right. Let's finish the damn assignments. One more name.'

Obie's pencil was poised.

'Who was that kid who left. the field a few minutes ago? The one they wiped out?'

'Kid named Jerry Renault. Freshman,' Obie said, flipping through his notebook. He searched the R's for Renault. His notebook was more complete than the school's files. It contained information, carefully coded, about everyone at Trinity, the kind of stuff that couldn't be found in official records. 'Here it is. Renault, Jerome E. Son of James R. Pharmacist at Blake's. The kid's a freshman, birthday — let's see, he just turned fourteen. Oh — his mother died last spring. Cancer.' There was more information about courses and records in grammar school and extracurricular activities but Obie closed the notebook as if he were lowering a coffin lid.

'Poor kid,' Archie said 'Mother's dead.'