Whirlwind Wedding

The thrashing and muttering in the bushes continued. No doubt some chit sneaking about to indulge in a clandestine meeting with a lover. Or perhaps she was but yet another senseless female in search of a title and hoping to trap him into marriage. For all he knew, she might have followed him into the garden. Frustration shot through him and he arose to leave.

'Damnation!'

The exasperated cry exploded from the young woman's lips. She tugged impatiently on her gown to free it from the thicket, but it refused to budge. Grabbing her skirt with both hands, she gave a mighty heave. The unmistakable sound of fabric tearing cut the air.

Suddenly freed from the constraining hold of the bushes, she pitched forward landing facedown in the damp grass. The air rushed from her lungs in a loud whoosh.

'Blasted ball gowns,' she mumbled, shaking her head as if to clear her vision. 'They're going to be the absolute death of me.'

Austin clenched his hands. His first instinct was to escape before she caught sight of him, but as she remained lying there, motionless, he hesitated. Perhaps she was injured. He couldn't very well leave the foolish baggage here to rot, tempting though the idea was. If Caroline were injured he'd want someone to help her-not that his sister would ever find herself in such a ridiculous situation.

Cursing his inability to simply walk away, he asked, 'Are you all right?'

She gasped and jerked her head up. Her gaze locked on his black formal breeches for several seconds, then she lowered her head back onto the grass. 'Why, oh why did someone have to see this?'

'Are you all right?' he repeated, fighting his growing impatience.

'Yes, of course I am. My health has always been of a most robust nature. Thank you for inquiring.'

'May I offer you some assistance?'

'No, thank you. Pride demands I extricate myself from this, my latest in an endless series of embarrassments.' She didn't move. A heavy pause filled the air.

'Are you going to get up?'

'No, I don't think I shall. But thank you again for asking.'

Austin clenched his teeth until his jaw ached and he wondered how much champagne the chit had swallowed. 'Are you foxed?'

She raised her head several inches. 'I don't know. I suppose it is possible. What does foxed mean?'

Her distinctive accent pierced through his annoyance. Closing his eyes, he barely suppressed a groan. 'American?'

'Oh, for the love of heaven! I swear if one more person asks me that-' She broke off and glared at his knees. 'Obviously I'm American. Everyone knows that an Englishwoman would never be caught dead sprawled on the grass in such an undignified fashion. Heaven forbid.'

'Actually it wasn't your present position on the lawn, but your accent that gave you away,' Austin said, staring down at the top of her head, surprise mingling with his annoyance. The chit was impertinent as hell. 'For those unacquainted with English cant, foxed means to have overindulged in strong spirits.'

'Overindulged?' she echoed, sounding outraged. Employing a series of unladylike but nonetheless effective movements, she scrambled to her feet. Planting her hands on her hips, she jutted out her chin at an unmistakably belligerent angle. 'I have not indulged over or otherwise, sir. I merely tripped.'

Any response he may have considered making died on his lips as he took in her appearance.

She was remarkably attractive.

And an utter mess.

Her coiffure, which he surmised had started out as a topknot, now listed precariously to the left. Leaves and twigs clung to the shiny auburn strands and several curls stuck up at odd angles. The entire affair resembled a lopsided bird's nest.

A slash of dirt marred her chin, and a blade of grass clung to her lower lip-a very lush lower lip, he noted. His gaze traveled slowly downward, observing that her pastel gown bore an unfortunate mass of wrinkles and grass stains, and was further decorated with clumps of dirt. The ruffled flounce around her hem drooped in the back, clearly the result of the tearing noise. And it appeared she was missing a shoe.

He wasn't sure if he was more shocked or amused by her appearance. Who on earth was this disheveled woman, and how had she come to be a guest in his home? Caroline and his mother had made up the guest list for the party, so clearly they knew her. Why didn't he?

And as she'd called him 'sir,' it appeared she didn't know him either, a fact that stunned him. It seemed as if every breathing female in England dogged his steps, intent upon gaining his favor.

But apparently not this woman. She was spearing him with an expression that clearly stated I wish you'd go away, which both irritated him and piqued his interest.

'Perhaps you'd care to tell me why you were lurking in the bushes, Miss…?' he asked still suspicious of her sudden arrival. Were her mother and a posse of outraged chaperones about to leap from the hedges and claim he'd ruined her?

'Matthews. Elizabeth Matthews.' She performed an awkward curtsy that dislodged several clumps of dirt from her gown. 'I wasn't lurking. I was walking and heard a kitten meowing. The poor little fellow was caught in the bushes. I managed to rescue him, only to find myself entangled in the very same hedge.'

'Where is your chaperone?'

Her expression turned sheepish. 'I, um, managed to escape while she was dancing.'

'She isn't lurking in the bushes?'

She appeared so amazed by his question, Austin knew she was either alone or the finest actress he'd ever encountered. And he suspected she was a poor actress. Her eyes were too expressive.

'Do you question if everyone lurks in the bushes? My aunt is a lady and does not lurk.' She squinted at him. 'Oh, dear. I really must look a fright. You have a most peculiar expression on your face. As if you just tasted something sour.'

'You look… fine.'

She burst out laughing. 'You, sir, are either incredibly gallant or extremely shortsighted. Perhaps a bit of both. While I appreciate your effort to spare my feelings, I assure you it's not necessary. After spending three months on a wind-tossed ship sailing to England, I'm quite accustomed to looking frightful.'

She leaned toward him, as if she were about to impart a great secret, and her scent assailed his senses. She smelled like lilacs, a fragrance he knew well for the gardens abounded with the purple flowers. 'An Englishwoman traveling on board the ship was fond of muttering about 'Colonial Upstarts.' Thank goodness she isn't here to witness this debacle.' Sticking out her foot, she examined her one remaining grass- stained slipper and heaved a sigh. 'Good heavens. I am indeed a spectacle. I-'

A mewling sound cut off her words. Looking down, Austin watched a tiny gray kitten pounce from beneath the hedges and attack the flounce trailing from Miss Matthews's gown.

'There you are!' She scooped up the furry bundle and scratched behind its ears. The kitten immediately set up a loud purr. 'Did you perhaps see my shoe in your travels, you little devil?' she murmured to the furball. 'I believe it's stuck somewhere in those bushes.' She turned to Austin. 'Would you mind terribly taking a look?'

He stared at her, trying to hide his astonishment. If anyone had told him that his quest for solitude would turn into a rescue mission for a madwoman's slipper, he would not have believed it. A madwoman who had asked him to fetch her shoe as if he were a lowly footman. He should be outraged. And as soon as this inexplicable urge to laugh left him, he was sure he would be. Crouching down, he peered into the hedge from which Miss Matthews had sprung.

Spying the missing shoe, he plucked it from the bushes, stood, then handed it to her. 'Here you are.'

'Thank you, sir.'

Raising her skirts several inches, she slid her stockinged foot into the slipper. She had lovely, slim ankles and surprisingly small feet for a woman whom he judged stood about five feet seven. Taller than fashion dictated, but a very nice height, he decided. His gaze roamed upward to her face. Her head would nestle perfectly on his shoulder, and he'd have easy access to that incredibly lush mouth-