everybody, or even recognize everybody. The main thing to do with something like this was just for us to keep isolated, stay out of any conceivable kind of projectile range, and then get the hell out before people got too drunk.
The chief herald blew his special trumpet for the first time. It was a long whine like a giant router with a two-inch bit, air raid, ground raid, water raid, ascending into a long squeak like an ulna whistle, and then there was nothing.
(55)
Just a few more little tests, I thought. Testlets. Testes. Just quizes, really. Before the Human Game, anyway. That would be the real test.
I waited. The crowd waited. And I was sure the sun waited, and that the semidomesticated flock of scarlet macaws that had been circling around their nest niches on the Macaw clan’s mul were now hanging motionless in the air, but of course that was one of those chronopathological brain spikes I’d been getting lately. The silence before had been really a rustling, breathy silence, but this silence was nearly absolute, just a hint of breeze and the eternal beat pulsing in my syncopated ears. Then there was a static apogee moment when the silence maybe sounds like rustlings that might just be ancient sounds, from long-gone b’aktuns, still echoing through the canyons, and then a point when that suspicion of sound had definitely become rustlings and making-readies, something dressing itself over a subacoustic drone. The drone sank into the subsonic hum of long, long approaches, something getting bigger and bigger until you can’t believe its size, Plutonian barges and giant coal-burning trains dopplering through perpetual fog.
At first it was obviously coming out of the citadel at the top of the mul, but it was picked up and echoed and reechoed above and below, the echoes anticipating each other too fast for sound, either too clearly from too far away or too diffuse from much too close, the space way out of joint, and then it all petered out into a crackle of gibbering from the oracle in the box.
There was still a test I had to pass before I could play the human-piece Sacrifice Game. Get ready, I thought. I’d trained for this to the point where I was sure I could do it backward, but even so Cancel that. Don’t think fail thoughts. Just don’t screw up.
“One Ocelot may show himself, he says,” the interpreter said,
“When he learns what happened to the bloods who came
And fed him over this k’atun, who claimed
His rights and titles. Where have they all gone?”
On The Left answered:
“Those bloods abandoned him,” he said. “They lied
When they said 9 Fanged Hummingbird would be here now;
They ran off under thorn trees, under bushes.
Tell Ocelot, ‘Look down on us and see
What’s happened,’ and we’ll show him, and we’ll wait
For his response, his judgment, we attend.”
There was a crash on a rack of clay bells as the clowns entered out of the council house and poured down the steps, pretending to slip and fall and roll in their padded parodies of the bacabs’ vestments. The crowd broke into a sea of relieved laughter. At least they did laugh a lot around here, I thought, whatever else they did. Koh’s Porcupine Clown, the one I’d seen in Teotihuacan, bounced out of the ahauob’s entrance and tumbled down the stairs in a ball, crashing into a table of ale pots and coming up out of the splinters and foam with one of them on his head like a top hat. He rolled a long way in his ball, his feather suit collapsing, and then sprang up and staggered around, blindly bumping into people, blinking under his bandit-banded makeup. People were collapsing from laughing. By this time the invisibles had cleared a Sacrifice Game-gridded square in the center of the zocalo, and the actor personifying me spun out into the green center uncoiling a long geranium-flowered umbilical ribbon. He was covered in red wrappings with down tufts to show that he was still a baby, and his big mask was a 3-D version of my head glyph, or what you might call the logogram of my name, not anything that resembled me personally. Actors strutted out personifying 9 Fanged Hummingbird and 4 Orange Skull-that is, 9 Fanged Hummingbird’s elder brother, who died in the fifteenth yellow k’atun, AD 726, before 9 Fanged Hummingbird took the mat. They all paraded once around the square. The 9 Fanged Hummingbird giant crept up on 4 Orange Skull from behind and chopped off his lime-gessoed wicker head. Can’t he just do something classy, like drizzle poison in his ear? I wondered.
I could tell the polyrhythms were speeding up. 9 Fanged Hummingbird started chasing the Chacal actor around the square. Chacal popped himself off his umbilical cord and hid behind an ember pot. The actor playing 2 Jeweled Skull of the Harpy House crept in, reacted to 4 Orange Skull’s headless body, grabbed Chacal, and pulled him away into the red zone of the Sacrifice Game grid. 9 Fanged Hummingbird mimed looking around, but couldn’t find them.
“2 Jeweled Skull took 9 Wax into his ball-school
In Blue Stone Mountain, far, far East, in safety,” On The Left said.
We were totally rewriting history, of course. Especially my-or Chacal’s-undistinguished genealogy. Chacal wasn’t blood-related to the Ocelots at all, he was just a dependent-clan provincial kid who’d shown early talent and gotten himself into the league.
Still, the same old story gets ’em every time. I hoped.
9 Wax-now called Chacal-became the greatest ballplayer ever, of course. The actor did a couple nice stunt versions of my spectacular saves. Then pretty soon the 9 Fanged Hummingbird character suspected who he was and tried to sacrifice him. But then there was the eruption, well-suggested by batteries of tree-drums and long ratchets. Our hero fled to Teotihuacan, destroyed it apparently single-handedly, brought the Star Rattler-in this scene, a long-jointed wooden snake-back to Ix, and challenged 9 Fanged Hummingbird to a big hipball match. The square filled with acrobats wearing huge full-head masks like toy bobble-heads, one for each of the famous ballplayers. The tumbler who was playing the ball knocked the Ocelot champions’ heads off one after another. And invisibles scurried in and cleaned up the stage for the war. It had all taken less than a half an hour so far but I was getting impatient. I knew how it came out. Warrior-mimes faced each other across the square, advanced one by one, and paired off into slow-motion duels. Up on the four cedar poles the twelve acrobat kids spread their Harpy- ancestor wings and let themselves drop. Their gut cords unwound from the pole, spinning them counterclockwise in widening gyres down toward the eastern crowd. The Ocelot ancestors crept out on the western side, not just giant cats but Ocelot-catfishes with bulbous bulging-stomached popcorn-stuffed suits so big each outfit took four jaguars’ skins to make and jutting jawless faces waving long flagella and feelers and trailing hairy barbels. They didn’t look ridiculous, though, they stalked forward with that wary catty deliberation behind each silent pad-placement and it was really kind of disturbing. They grouped on the raised border of the zocalo, two rope-lengths in front of where we were standing, and watched. Down on the battlefield the Harpies were winning. 9 Fanged Hummingbird turned and ran to his ancestors for help, but they rejected him and pushed him back into the ring.
“You’re weak and treacherous,” the cantor said, imitating the voice and language of the Ocelot Ancestors.
“Bring us our heir, the son of our greatfathers,
And seat him on the mat, or you’ll be slaughtered.”
The 9 Fanged Hummingbird character spun around frightenedly and ran off. I guess On The Left’s going to do all the voices himself, I thought. Is that supposed to make it more arty? Down on the battlefield the Ocelot bloods seemed to be getting the upper hand again. The 2 Jeweled Skull character ran back and forth, trying to show as clearly as possible that his side was in big trouble. Finally he ran up to the Chacal character, who was dispatching another Ocelot blood at the extreme southeastern corner of the court, just below the Star Rattler’s blue-green mul.
“My son, 9 Wax, help us kill the Ocelots,” the cantor said in an imitation of the voice of 2 Jeweled Skull.
“I can’t kill my own family,” “Chacal” said.
“Then stop the battle,” “2 Jeweled Skull” said. “Take
The Ocelot’s mat, and also take my mat,
