Part Two
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I came to Acre a hero, but not for escaping the mass execution at Jaffa. Rather, I paid back the French with timely information.
Mohammad and I found the British squadron the second day of our sail. The ships were led by the battleships
“Gage, is that really you?” he called. “We thought you’d gone back over to the frogs! And now you’re back to us?”
“To the French by the treachery of your own British seamen, Captain!”
“Treachery? But they said you deserted!” How’s that for a cheeky lie by Big Ned and Little Tom? No doubt they thought me dead and unable to contradict them. It’s just the kind of truth-twisting I might have thought of, which made me all the more indignant. “Hardly! Locked out from brave retreat by your own bully seamen, I was! You owe us a medal. Don’t they, Mohammad?”
“The French tried to kill us,” my boat mate said. “He owes me ten shillings.”
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“And here you are in the middle of the Mediterranean?” Smith scratched his head. “Damnation. For a man who turns up everywhere, it’s hard to know where you belong. Well, come aboard and let’s sort this out.”
So up we climbed, the eighty-gun ship-of-the-line a behemoth compared to the feeble lighter we’d been sailing in, which was taken in tow. The British officers searched Mohammad as if he might produce a dagger at any moment, and gave sharp looks at me. But I’d already determined to act the wronged one, and had a trump besides.
So I launched into my version of events.
“. . . And then the iron gate slammed shut against me as the ring of French and Arab scoundrels closed in. . . .” Yet instead of the outrage and sympathy I deserved, Smith and his officers regarded me with skepticism.
“Admit it, Ethan. You
“Aye, he’s an American rebel, he is,” a lieutenant put in.
“Wait. You think the French
“The reports are that no one else did. It’s rather remarkable, finding you.”
“And who’s this heathen, then?” another officer asked, pointing at Mohammad.
“He’s my friend and savior, and a better man than you, I’ll wager.” Now they bristled, and I was probably on the brink of being called out for a duel. Smith hurriedly intervened. “Now, there’s no need for that. We have the right to ask hard questions, and you have the right to answer them. Frankly, Gage, I hadn’t heard all that much useful from you in Jerusalem, despite the Crown’s investment. Then my sailors report you’d acquired a quite expensive, rather remarkable rifle?