Wulf understood, because he shook his head very slightly. “I do intend to make it back here safe and sound. Don’t slaughter all the Wends before I can get my share.” He turned to Madlenka. “And the pulchritudinous countess designate? Farewell, my lady. You were most exceeding kind to the wounded sparrow who took refuge on your windowsill.”
“Farewell to you, squire. I am distressed that you cannot stay longer with us.”
Wulf lifted her hand to kiss her fingers. “Maid, in thy prayers be all my sins remembered.”
She blushed.
Blushed?
“And just what does that mean?” Anton barked.
“Nothing,” Wulf said hastily. “Farewell to you, too, my lady Giedre, and my thanks for your kindness also.” He vanished out the door and closed it.
Madlenka opened the book again. “More Parzival, my lord?”
Sod Parzival, and his horse, too! “No. First I would like to know why you should be remembering my brother’s sins in your prayers?’
She stared at him with a very good imitation of blank innocence. “It is only an expression, my lord, a politeness.”
“Not, perhaps, because they were your sins, also? That you were sinning together?”
Now she sprang to her feet, slapping the book shut. “My lord, that is a vicious insinuation! You asked me to see that your brother was well cared for, and I tended him myself. But we were never alone together. Always Giedre or others were present. Your remarks were unworthy of your rank and my honor. You owe me an apology.”
Anton’s temper surged up like bile, almost choking him. If he were free to jump to his feet and storm around the room he might be able to deal with this conspiracy, but his lower half was not presentable and must remain under the covers.
“Oh, do I? I remind you that you owe me fidelity and chastity. And you, Mistress Giedre? What exactly were the kindnesses that my brother remembered to thank you for so graciously? Did you perhaps take invigorating little walks when you were supposed to be chaperoning my betrothed?”
Giedre recoiled and looked to her mistress in panic, guilt written all over her face.
“Aha! Will you swear on a Bible that you never left her alone with my brother, not once?”
“Once… but only for a moment, my lord. I mean, not long enough for… anything improper to happen.”
“And you know how long those improper things take? By experience, you know, or just from old wives’ tales? It is customary on a wedding night, Lady Madlenka, for the bedsheet to be passed out so the guests can see the bloodstain that proves the bride was a virgin. I trust that you are prepared to meet this standard?”
Lady Madlenka hurled Parzival across the room at him like a stone from a ballista. It would have brained him had he not ducked.
“How dare you?” they roared simultaneously.
The perfectly penned but ponderous volume impacted a priceless carafe of Venetian glass, which shattered against the stone wall.
“Upstart!”
“Hussy!”
“Interloper!”
Someone rapped on the door.
“Whore!”
“Murdering incompetent narcissistic foulmouthed blackguard!”
“Hellcat!”
“Am I interrupting something?” inquired a new voice. Into the room swept a woman of impressive dimensions, clad all in black from toes to bonnet; even her hands were hidden by lace cuffs, but her veil was raised to reveal a face like a glacier. She moved with the somber majesty of a funeral procession. “Count Magnus!” She curtseyed to him.
“Mother!” Madlenka cried, hurling herself into the arms of-who else but? — Dowager Countess Edita. “Oh, Mother, you’re better!”
The countess endured the impact with no perceptible wobble, then detached her now-sobbing daughter. “While bathing and dressing me, my women have made me informed of all that has transpired since I was cast down by grief. As His Majesty’s chosen, you are welcome to Castle Gallant, my lord.”
“And I congratulate you on your recovery, my lady.”
“It was about time,” she conceded. “A mere hour ago I felt my prayers being answered, and the blessed Virgin sent me the strength to accept God’s will and rise from my bed.”
An hour ago? Anton glared at his wife-to-be, who caught his eye and turned away quickly to be comforted by Giedre. Had Wulfgang taken to selling his miracles now? The timing alone was almost proof. That sneaky young serpent, with his sanctimonious preaching about keeping himself pure for some future bride! His cozy little fireside chats with the devil had certainly cleaned up those ambitions in short order.
“Your arrival is most opportune, Lady Edita. I have just had occasion to censure your daughter, who is my betrothed by royal decree. Of course I must make some allowance for Castle Gallant’s isolation, but it is customary among nobility dwelling in less rustic surroundings to have young ladies chaperoned by older women, and never less than two.”
The iceberg turned to scorch Madlenka with a cold blaze of outrage. “ Madlenka! Have you given Lord Anton cause to question your virtue?”
“No! No! No!”
“Yes she has,” Anton said. “I do wish my brother had stayed longer, so we could hear his version of events. He left Gallant very hurriedly not an hour ago.” He enjoyed the dowager lady’s depiction of utter horror. “Furthermore,” he added, “if she expects to continue her tantrums of throwing books at me and shouting down the bishop in his cathedral, then after our marriage I shall be forced to discipline her severely.”
“By your leave, my lord,” Countess Edita said, taking a firm grip of her daughter’s arm, “we shall investigate these matters further. I shall inform you of the results of my inquiries shortly.”
“You are most kind, my lady.”
The moment the door boomed shut behind the three women, Anton hauled on the bell rope. The page on duty arrived in moments.
“Find Arturas,” the count snapped. “I want him right away.” Then he jumped from the bed-as much as anyone could jump out of a feather mattress-and started looking for trunk hose. He was respectable and brushing his hair by the time the herald answered his summons.
“I need Bishop Ugne. Does he come to me or do I go to him?”
Arturas wore a brightly splotched smock and had a streak of green on his nose, so he must have been painting the new count’s arms on something. “Oh, you never summon a bishop, my lord! But in view of your recent injury, a discreet intimation that a courtesy call would be timely…”
“Then let him know that I need to speak with him.”
If the countess reported that her daughter was not a virgin, all marriage preparations must stop. Madlenka would be hustled off to a nunnery, the king would withdraw his edict of marriage, and Anton could continue to enjoy bachelorhood for a few years longer, assuming that he could keep the Wends from the door. If she still was-and admittedly, as his first flash of temper cooled, he found it hard to imagine Wulf being such a rat as to deflower his brother’s fiancee-then the union had better be sealed as soon as possible. Mourning period be damned. The king had commanded it. There was a war on. Wulf’s healing had restored the count to the prime of health. In his case, healthy also meant horny.
CHAPTER 22
Copper was a fine steed, swift and steady, needing no guidance. As soon as they had left the castle, Wulf let him run, trusting him to know the road and find the best footing. He unpacked his lunch one-handed and started
