moment and wondered if there was a basement, where Sheridan might have put the poor girl.
Heard hysterical laughter from upstairs and realized Sheridan was not alone.
“Way to go, lover,” I muttered as I began to climb the stairs.
Sheridan as late afternoon lover had never entered my mind but what the hell, good for him.
I got to the bedroom and it sounded like a fine old time was being had by all.
Hated to interrupt, but business!
Opened the door and said, “Is this a bad time?”
Sheridan’s head emerged from the sheets and he guffawed, said, “Fooking Morgan.”
The woman, I have to admit, a looker, pulled herself upright, her breasts exposed, reached for a cigarette and said, “Is this the famous American?”
There was a half-empty bottle of Jameson on the table beside Sheridan and he reached for it, took a lethal slug, gagged; said, “Buddy, meet Brona.”
She laughed as my jaw literally dropped.
She said, in not too bad an American pastiche, “He’s joining the dots.”
I put the briefcase on the floor and Sheridan roared. “Is that it, fook, is that the million?”
He didn’t enjoy it too long; Brona shot him in the forehead; said, “You come too quick.”
Turned the gun on me and was a little surprised to see my SIG leveled on her belly.
Nicely toned stomach, I’ll admit.
She smiled, said, “Mexican standoff?”
In Galway.
I said, “You put yours on the bed, slowly, and I’ll put mine on the floor, we have to be in harmony on this.”
We were.
And did.
I asked, “Mind If I have a drink?”
She said, “I’ll join you.”
I got the bottle of Jameson and as she pushed a glass forward, I cracked her skull with it; said, “I think you came too quick.”
I checked her pulse and as I’d hoped, she wasn’t dead. But mainly, she wouldn’t be talking for a while.
I did the requisite cleaning up and now for the really tricky part.
Rang Flaherty.
First the good news
I’d got his daughter back and alive.
Managed to kill one of the kidnappers.
Got shot myself in the cluster fuck.
The other kidnapper had gotten away.
And… with the money.
He and his crew were there in jig time.
The shot in my shoulder hurt like a bastard and I hated to part with the SIG, but what can you do.
Wrapped it in Sheridan’s fingers.
I don’t know how long we were there; Flaherty’s men got Brona out of there right away and I had to tell my story to Flaherty about a dozen times.
I think two things saved my ass
1… his beloved daughter was safe.
2… One bad guy was dead.
And I could see him thinking, if I was involved?
Why was I shot?
Why hadn’t I taken off?
I even provided a name for the other kidnapper, a shithead who’d dissed me way back.
He produced a fat envelope; said, “You earned it.”
And was gone
Four days later, I was, as Sheridan said, “In the wind.”
Gone.
A few months later, tanned, with a nice unostentatious villa in the South of Spain, a rather fetching beard coming in, as the Brits would say, and a nice senorita who seemed interested in the quiet English writer I’d now become; a sort of middle list cozy author persona. I was as close to happy as it gets.
One evening, with a bag full of fresh-baked baguettes, some fine wine, and all the food for a masterful paella, I got back to the villa a little later than usual; I might even have been humming something from Man of La Mancha.
Opened the door and saw a woman in the corner, the late evening shadows washing over her; I asked, “Bonita?”
No.
Brona, with a sawn off in her lap.
I dropped the bags.
She asked, “What day were you born on?”
I said, “Wednesday.”
She laughed; said, “Complete the rhyme…”
Jesus, what was it?
I acted like I was thinking seriously about that, but mainly I was thinking, how I’d get to the Walther PPK, in the press beside her.
Then she threw the said gun on the floor beside my wilted paella feast, smiled, said, “Here’s a hint, Tuesday’s child is full of Grace… so…”
Now she leveled the sawn off, cocked the hammer; said, “You get one guess.”
KEN BRUEN was a finalist for the Edgar, Barry, and Macavity Awards, and the Private Eye Writers of America presented him with the Shamus Award for the Best Novel of 2003 for The Guards, the book that introduced Jack Taylor. He lives in Galway, Ireland. To learn more about Ken and his novels go to www.kenbruen.com
