expected to feel her suddenly slide the razor out of my sock. Scared of both things, I gave her head a shove backward and let go.
A few seconds later, her head popped up. I glimpsed her face in the moonlight—eyes abulge, lips tight. I felt sure she must be alive, after all. But she didn’t start gasping and huffing for air. In silence except for the slurping sounds of the water, her head tilted back and the rest of her body came sliding to the surface.
The next thing I knew, she was floating on her back. Sprawled out loose and open, arms spread, legs wide. She looked as if she’d maybe zonked out while relaxing in her back-yard swimming pool.
She sure didn’t look dead.
It was uncanny.
It gave me the willies.
Treading water, I watched her for signs of life.
She just drifted lazily, being lifted and turned a little, now and then, by the motions of the water under her back. After gazing at her for a while, I noticed she was farther off than before.
I didn’t want her to get away.
Not yet.
I wasn’t about to swim after her, though. So I twisted myself around and swam to the dinghy.
I made a stop at its stern. Reaching up, I spent a minute or two untangling my shorts from the propeller. They’d gotten torn up pretty good. I tossed them into the boat, anyway. Then I managed to throw myself aboard without capsizing the thing.
While I put on the shredded remains of my shorts, I checked on Thelma. She was pretty far off, but still spread out on her back, the same as before.
It didn’t seem right.
If I’d drowned her, she should’ve sunk. If I hadn’t drowned her, she ought to be either swimming somewhere or floundering in the water, gasping and coughing.
Just didn’t make any sense for her to be floating like that, as if asleep.
I lowered the outboard back into the water and got it started. Keeping it throttled down, I turned the dinghy toward Thelma. I puttered toward her very slowly.
The prow was aimed between her legs.
I steered to the side a little earlier than I needed to, just to avoid temptation.
I tried to miss her completely.
But the port side of the dinghy gave her left foot a gentle nudge. She didn’t so much as flinch. She simply remained sprawled on her back, and began to swivel counterclockwise.
She reminded me of the knife thrower’s assistant in a circus act. The beautiful gal in a skimpy outfit who gets strapped to a wheel, gets twirled, gets the fun of being the knife target.
Except Thelma wasn’t beautiful and she didn’t have a skimpy outfit on. She was naked. Her huge breasts, shiny and pale in the moonlight, sort of drooped off the sides of her chest like a couple of seasick voyagers getting ready to woops.
The bump by the dinghy made her spin half a turn.
She appeared to resume spinning when I started to circle around her with the boat.
The waves of my wake made her tilt and bob.
She seemed oblivious of it all.
Reaching down between my knees, I grabbed one of the machetes. I picked it up and waved it overhead. “Hey!” I shouted. “Thelma! Look what I’ve got?”
She just lay there in the middle of my wave-circles.
I threw the machete at her.
It was supposed to be more of a toss, really. A gentle, underhand toss—the way you might throw a ball to a little kid.
Intended to startle her, make her flinch or try to dodge out of the way.
It wasn’t even meant, actually, to hit her.
For some reason, the toss went haywire. For some reason, I swung my arm up with more force than I’d planned on. Instead of making a shallow arc through the air so it would fall fairly harmlessly on or near Thelma, the machete went high.
Maybe all “Freudian slips’ aren’t verbal.
Maybe this was a slip-of-the-arm.
Who knows? Maybe there was no subconscious intent, and it just happened because my coordination was loused up from all the running and swimming and stuff.
Anyway, I was surprised and shocked to see that I hadn’t given the machete such a gentle toss, after all.
It flew almost straight up, tumbling end over end.
I said, “Oh, shit.”
As it flipped higher and higher, I had no idea where it might come down. For all I knew, it might land on me.
We’re talking a very large knife, built for whacking its way through sugar cane or jungle or something. The blade didn’t have much of a point, but it must’ve been two feet long—broad and heavy.
It tumbled blade over handle on the way up.
To a height of at least thirty feet.
At the very top, it made a tight U-turn. Then it started down, still tumbling.
Right away, I saw that I was no longer in danger of being Ground Zero.
Thelma was.
Thelma!” I shouted. “Watch out!”
She didn’t react—just floated spread-eagled on her back like a naked and unlovely knife thrower’s assistant.
She’s dead, I told myself. Don’t worry about it.
But I yelled “Thelma!” again, anyway.
And watched the machete tall, whipping end over end.
Maybe it would miss her, after all. Or maybe she would be struck by its handle, not its blade.
It struck blade first. It caught her just below the navel. It sank in almost to the handle.
Thelma screamed.
She was punched underwater by the blow. Her scream went gurgly, then silent.
She vanished, swallowed by the black.
My own scream ended when I ran out of breath. Gasping and whimpering, I gave the motor full throttle and sped away at top speed—which seemed way too slow.
I glanced back.
No sign of Thelma.
After that, I didn’t look back any more. I was scared of what I might see.
I sort of thought she might be swimming after me.
One to Go
I took the other machete with me, climbed onto the dock, and tied up the dinghy. Still feeling creeped out, I wouldn’t look behind me at the cove as I hurried to the foot of the dock. Nor when I walked through the thick grass at the rear of the mansion.
The whole thing had been too damn weird.
Also, I’d never killed anyone before.
I felt pretty strange about killing Thelma.
It was bad enough that I’d ended the life of a human being. But she was a woman, too. You’re not supposed to hurt women, much less kill them. Also, she was Kimberly’s sister; I didn’t feel good at all about that.
